Ermaximus Presents WWE Raw: The Holla, Holla, Holla Back Edition! Featuring 15% More Heath Slater.
 

Raw Thread. Have at it. Yes it's early, but I don't care.

Tonight's Raw is ran by Teddy Long, a p.i.m.p (playa in a mangement position).

Everyone is a ho tonight.

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That 15% of Heath Slater will hopefully be scraped off the canvas before the main event.

"WORD!"

I have a feeling the 15% of Health Slater will be participating in some DDP Yoga tonight. BANG!

Perhaps it'll be 15% of a Steve Blackman Khali Stick ass beating.

"That's not a bad thing, it's a good thing!"

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Also, I still remember this (\/) from his feud with Christian, especially that face Christian makes at :59 :rofl::lol::rofl::lol::rofl::lol:

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book it

Something insanely curious about watching a Khali Stick Ass Beating....not sure what it is, but it sounds delightful!

I just hope they sprung for the smells like teen spirit remix.

huh

No shit right?

If I hear it's me it's me....bs all over again I'm gonna be pissed.

I bet the main event of this RAW is a TAG TEAM MATCH

Tag Match main event of Cena/Punk vs Bryan/Jericho announced on WWE.com

I hope DDP actually shows... probably the only reason I am bothing to tune in. Hopefully the rest of the show delivers too.

Vintage Teddy Long.

lol :'(

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Main Event Tag Team Match:
Chris Jericho & Daniel Bryan vs. CM Punk & John Cena

- PLUS: Brock Lesnar answers Triple-H’s challenge
- WWE.com is teasing that a former WWE Champion will throw his hat in the ring and join the Ladder Match for a WWE title shot.

Spoiler on who Heath Slater is going to tangle with:

rey mysterio in the ladder match..plz for my draft team lol

That's pretty much the only person I could see it being at this point.

This thread should be titled the "It's Me, It's Me" Edition.

It's Me.. It's Me... It's *Insert Spoiler Tag here*

15% Slater but 85% confirmed to have a tag team match playa

The Miz?

I love DDP as much as the next guy, but I'm pretty sure he never main evented Raw..... Hell, he was only in WWE for less than a year......

Oh I am sure he has, he was a big part of the invasion angle.

more booing please, crowd

Cole paying no attention to what's going on.

more flamboyant game show host plz

How many more episodes of RAW will it take for Cena to realize his random ramblings aren't funny? The schtick got old on Family Guy and it got old with him quick.

Man, this segment is going to go on for another 10-15 mins. zzzzzzzzzz

ll..no he wasnt

Tell 'em Daniel

I didn't think "garbage baby" was appropriate for TV at all...

Is FourFifty gonna be a part of this thread?

YES! YES!!!! YES!! YES!!!!!!!

Wow, did you ever think Daniel Bryan would be getting a bigger reaction from the WWE Universe than John Cena?

"Mackulay Culkin is my homeboy."

That him in the front row or something?

lol dby gonna beat pun and lose to cena samwe nught

Mulkaly Culkin is my home boy.

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I seriously think Cena is a Family Guy mark.

Is the entrance music button broken?

CM Punk almost has as good of facials as Vincent Kennedy McMahon.

Punk/Bryan are fucking amazing.

AJ has been teaching Punkers the ol' ring hop.

Why are Cena and CM Punk both wearing Green? They really are enjoying color coordinating in the WWE nowadays, aren't they?

Holla.

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AJ is the special ref.

I smell a swerve.

BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE MOTHER FUCKING LITEBRITE JACKET

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Rockstar Wear Jericho

dbry gonna wun and then aj will counr the fall for cena when he cashes in and leave with cena..

There's the music.

There's the Bon Jovi reference someone here had from last week.

BON JOVI!!!! Aww crap, they just gave away the next RAW GM

RAW IS JERICHO!!!!!!!!!

Man of a 1000 Catchphases

Battle of the catchphrases

EEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR

Classic Jericho

Chat isn't working on my girlfriend's laptop. Really don't want to get off my ass to get to my desktop.

That's the first time he's said any of that in a very long time wow

Shut the Hell up
Raw is Jericho

and you'll never EVER be the same again

love hearing Y2J's old catch phrases

And cue Kane.

lmao at Jericho's face

That was the greatest "otherwise" in the history of our sport!

ARMBAR!!!!!

Heel Big Show gets no pyro.

cue the mstery 5th oarticipant?

Glenn Jacobs couldn't be here tonight to play the role of Kane. Tonight, it's really Kim Cattrall.

Team Chest Hair

If they bring out The Great Khali then I'm not even streaming MITB.

C'mon Golddust :cool:

So how's Poit doing?

Above The Influence.... Fucking kids need some weed. Just saying.

Seriously, I was that kind of guy before. Looking back, I want to build a time machine and kick my sanctimonious ass.

just rrealized tgey could have the rock in mtb..that would be something

This movie reminds me that Scarface is awesome.... Still dislike the ending of Scarface.

Why do I want Savages to bomb?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>WORE THESE TIGHTS 2NITE ON RAW...UH...I MEAN SUPERSTARS <a href="http://t.co/AXWixrxd" title="http://instagr.am/p/MmZdgCt9UC/">instagr.am/p/MmZdgCt9UC/</a></p>&mdash; Zack Ryder (@ZackRyder) <a href="https://twitter.com/ZackRyder/status/219963042270687235" data-datetime="2012-07-03T01:17:30+00:00">July 3, 2012</a></blockquote>
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They could also have Bruno...


...fuck, I feel old....

I'm serious, is there a live stream anywhere for Raw tonight?

8 man tag?

WHY DOES CODY HAVE TO COME OUT TO NOT HIS THEME SONG!?!?!?!

in futre news sheen loises 7.4 million twutter follow on 7/24

Make it a win, Titus

Did You Know:
WWE employees have had sex with more women then Charlie Sheen, Salt and Peppa, and AT&T....COMBINED????

lol "I have to get above something? Fuck that pack another gb."

Speaking of which...

fucking tag team matches

I'm fucking fabulous. I have all week off from work.

how're you, Mister Fifty?

I like everyone in this match, and yet I couldn't care less about it... odd.

Doin' good. Going to drive out to LA this weekend to see my grandma.

even Santino?

Santino tried to Jet Lee his ass

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Seeing all these champions in one match reminds us just how far our titles have fallen. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/219964168093184001" data-datetime="2012-07-03T01:21:59+00:00">July 3, 2012</a></blockquote>
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The new Spider-Man movie. See it or way too soon?

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