Ermaximus Presents: Raw Thread for 07/09/12. Yes Men, Mystery GM's, and Heath Slater eats a Chicken Wing!
 

Raw is in Denver. Bob Backlund is in Denver. You do the math. Also, bonus points if you spot Skippord or Davebrawl on tv.

Bob Backlund could simply be there to manage the Sultan. It could be.

Maybe it'll actually be Iron Shiek and he can give Heath Slater the "old country way."

Step Test on RAW?

Ill be their live 4th row right on the ramp. leaving pretty soon for Denver.

I hope that Brodus Clay takes revenge for the punch Big Show gave to him. Do you think they will name more participants for the WWE Championship Money in the Bank match? With the match being only for former champions, maybe Backlund is in Denver to announce his participation, as a legend to promote the 1000th episode of Raw.

Iron Sheik was The Sultan's manager, not Bob Backlund. Bob Backlund did manage Kurt Angle for a short time in the late 90's.

I miss Test :(

Miz and Mysterio are possibilities, but I don't see either one being added to the match.

I fail to see what the RAW thread has to do with protesting public breastfeeding and going down to the nudie bar.

Is this thread Bob Backlund Authorized?

Why don't you ask him for us Mr. GM for the night.

Ooooo is Lock jaw GM again?

Well, they have Ryder as GM of SD this week, but didn't announce who the Raw GM is. Vickie, Teddy, and Foley have all done their week as GM, so that doesn't leave a ton of options open unless they get Adamle, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, or Flair for the night.

or some guy named Heyman.

;)

Bob Backlund and The Iron Sheik both managed The Sultan.

Are you doing a "'know-it-all' who constantly gets it wrong" gimmick? Is that it?

Foley is technically a possibility too if they felt like they hadn't worn out the "Foley going for one last hoo-rah" thing enough.

But I doubt they're going to add anyone. They've made the match seem pretty much set at 4 guys.

Hope they plan on adding more too the RAW MITB as well it seems kind of lopsided with SD's which currently has 7 and will likely end up having an 8th in Wade Barrett but regardless the result will be the same.

Cody is already in it. He qualified on Smackdown.

I'm still think Wade Barrett returns this week on Smackdown to take the 8th spot.

As for the GM, we may be over-thinking it and they'll just go through Raw without mentioning anything about a GM. There's only so many past GMs that can come back and run shows for a week. Just ignoring it tonight and having Ryder on Smackdown stretches it out another week without having to use any of the past GMs.

They could always use someone who was GM for a night, like Orton or Jericho.

Isn't that what I said? :shifty:

Hmm. Who else has been a one night Raw GM?

Maven was.

It sounds like you're saying there are currently 7 and Cody will likely be the 8th.

Cody is already in the 7.

Gonna make my signature Crossface Chicken Wings for dinner tonight in honor of Backlund possibly coming back.

Let's get this started right.

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They should have AJ be the one to beat Slater up tonight.

It's been a while since WWE was back in Denver. I'm just curious of what reception they'll get.

It will clearly be Lock Jaw aka the computer as GM tonight.

This isn't the first time since the "incident" is it?

Wait, what?

I was the Anonymous Raw General Manager.

Do you work for WWE?

Probably aren't even allowed to answer my question anyways.

He is all knowing...just trust him.

Shh, it has to be kept a secret.

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That's fucking awesome.

"You ever learn the words to that song while you were in office? I didn't either. I just made some up. Hail to the Chief; if you don't, I'll fucking kill you..."

I can't wait for more of this.

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Oh yeah, what I came here for...

I actually have the night off, so, if anyone could be so kind as to send a stream my way, I'd be very appreciative. ^_^

PM

I think so.

I want Savio Vega.

Way too many Boys & Girls Clubs kids out there. Gonna be a alot of fights and crying kids out there before the night is over.

Yes, I'm going back and forth between this and the Home Run Derby tonight.

GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT!

is bob backlund running for president?

Ludvig Borga....holy shit there's a name I haven't heard in a loooong ass time.

Such majestic music in this video package.

im tired of aj

Why would you want to watch batting practice?

.... he's dead.

I agree. They are using her up way to fast.

Inorite?!

Stan Kroneke sighting.

Made ya look.

Yeah, too much AJ.

Now she's Special Guest Referee too.

:lol: AJ's eyes when Punks music didn't start instantly

Couldn't disagree more. This AJ angle is the best thing they've had since the Nexus deal. Least of their creation. Punks stuff last year was all him.

I think Greg "The Hammer" Valentine should be the legend to come out this week.... I never really understood why he was known as "the hammer"

She's using some big words here.

lol..last frday..someone forgot t was live

Yeah, and how'd the Nexus angle end up?

Where's Lock Jaw?

Anyone know what they were chanting?

I don't feel that they're really overusing her either, at least not yet, I think people just aren't used to seeing a diva this much in a title feud.

Ugh, that audio squeal!

Someone in the truck isn't on their job.

I'm afraid it ended the same way I hope this doesn't. With Super Cena going ape shit crazy.

cheesy soap opra time

Alrighty, this is taking too long.... Pee break.

This is kinda cheesy though.

AJ probably going to kill someone if Punk says no.

I'm not saying she's not good or isn't doing a good job, just that they're overusing her.

aj le crisses them both and refs the cena cas in as a triple threat and help cena win lol

This storyline could be amazing with just 4 or 5 nights of build between PPVs. 8 or 10 nights of build for a group of writers that just isn't creative enough to do that much just waters stuff down. Hopefully tonight and Smackdown are good though.

oh what the fuck

YES! YES! YES!

LIVE BLOWJOB!

YES!

I come back and AJ's on her knees. I like where this is going :naughty:

This is stupid. I'ma go watch Prince Fielder in the HR Derby.

lmao this is hilarious

lol what the fuck

HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AJ just took a page out of the Lillian Garcia playbook.

will she be aj punk?

YES! YES! YES! haha but really

I blame TNA for all this.

I STILL LOVE YOU!

Replace Cena with Barrett and we have a winner!

I wish she would have pulled out a ring. Would have made that even more awesome.

It's losing steam, but AJ needs to be in the Divas' divison and carry that.

Where's Kane in all this? Wasn't he "tasting the AJ" too?

I do doesn't come till the Wedding man.

this

He wouldn't say "I do" til the wedding, Bryan. You hack.

i want punk to say..im sorry to ell you this..but..i ave a real life wife..this s all fake..yourealuze that?

She got too crazy, so he bailed.

BRYAN GONNA PROPOSE TO PUNK! AWW SHIT!