TPWW King of the Jobbers 2012: Round 4 matches announced LIVE now!
 

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The hyping may have failed but that just means this is off to a fantastic start. Yes ladies and germs, we are back at the bottom of the pit, parts unknown, as we commence our journey to crown the most celebrated King (or Queen) of them all.

I am looking for nominees, but not just names will do this time. At least a sentence (the more the merrier) to justify your choices is a requisite. Nominations will last till the end of July (or more if names are scarce).

That said, let's begin:

I nominate TNARick for being a massive jobber to DTTS, TPWW and life in whole.

List of nominees

1. TNARick
2. VSG
3. Iginfest
4. Rammsteinmad
5. Swish aka Nexus aka Darkestinsecthingy
6. Juan
7. Indifferent Clox
8. Owenbrown
9. St. Jimmy
10. Jordan X aka Fragile X
11. Iop aka PrettyCool aka BEAST aka Damn
12. Smelly Meatball
13. MoFo
14. Hasney
15. Seth82
16. Shisen Kopf
17. tjogo
18. Droford
19. Gertner
20. Ruien
21. Taker it Easy :'(
22. Malfeitor
23. Ootin
24. blak23
25. Porksoda
26. King "Sweetchins" Narcissus
27. Ermaximus
28. whiteyford
29. Autobahn
30. Tazz Dan
31. Ruff Ryder
32. Guru Dave
33. CTS
34. CSL
35. Razzamajazz
36. Supreme Olajuwon
37. XL
38. The Jayman
39. Autobahn 2
40. Xero
41. itsmeJD
42. Cool King
43. K Smoke
44. DLVH84
45. taker707
46. Lavel
47. Asmo
48. Keith
49. #1-wwf-fan
50. Lock Jaw
51. Fake Ermaximus aka Erblaximus
52. Skippord
53. Providence Peep
54. Kane Knight
55. KYR
56. mhirn3
57. DAMN iNATOR
58. BigDaddyCool
59. DamnDirty
60. Ultra Mantis
61. SammyG
62. Nicky Fives
63. misterlee
64. Mystery Entry

I also nominate myself for having failed to build up any hype as I wanted to, and also to remove any pleasure anyone would have had nominating me. :p

Iginfest, because he's Scouse, the jobbers of life.

Rammsteinmad for being a useless homeless fecker and forgetting to vote.

We have now 4 nominees, a grand job so far by whiteyford.

Swish for being Swish.

I would like to nominate Juan,just to see if the KOTF can also be the KOTJ.

Done!

Am legitimately touched that someone nominated me for anything. Woohoo! :D

"King" of the jobbers makes it still sound like a prestigious award (as prestigious as can be on an internet wrestling forum). Should just be "Jobber of the Forum" or "Window-licking Winnet of the Forum"

It is prestigious, DAMMIT!

So how does this one work? Do you vote for the 'jobber' you like most, or whoever you think is worse?

Trying to figure out if being 'king of the jobbers' is a positive thing or not.

Spacker of the year?

You celebrate the best jobber, so essentially you would prefer not to win. However, 2 years ago #1TNA&USA won and took it in stride and filled up his pride with this. So anything goes.

May as well just call it the "Indifferent Clox Award"

Having said that I nominate Clox, owenbrown, St. Jimmy and Jordan X/Fragile X all of whom don't really need a reason.

Let's have some fitting music up in this bitch.

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You give a reason, Iggy, or I swear I will stalk SMG.

Damn/Iop/PrettyCool..................

I'm in.

Reason? :foc:

He's a cunt?

:wave:

I ended up jobbing to Juan who later became the king of the wrestling forum.

The again I think I've jobbed to him 3 times in the last 2 years. Last year was both the regular forum and wrestling forum king tournaments and then this year's wrestling forum tournament.

I don't think anyone can beat TNARick:

Being arrested in 2008 for "possession of a controlled substance, unlawful use or possession of a legend drug, public intoxication and illegal consumption." at 19 and again in 2010 for trying to rip off a Walmart with two underage girls (one of them pregnant) in the car surely can't be matched by anyone here.

I bombed out of KOTF and KOTWF in the first round so maybe I am a big fat jobber

also Hasney

Good enough a reason for me :shifty:

RIP Vicky Venom.

Oh shit I should nominate someone. How about Beth82?

SethPheonixFan

DTTS, please refrain from campaigning for your favourite until the tournament actually begins.

Shisen Kopf, I accept your nomination of Seth82 but I also nominate you for jobbing to his username.

I nominate all three of those guys, and tjogo.

ive met two fat women off cl..i jst answed an ad about a midget too

ton topc i nominate myself..

You also job to your keyboard. Nomination accepted.

Did you just nominate Droford, or his keyboard?

Droford jobs, not his keyboard.

its a tablet keyboard and it sucks, not my fault.

Yo check this out:

I am typing this from my tablet keyboard and I do not sound like a down syndrome Indifferent Clox.

I can't campaign now???

Gertner

No

Why?

Hoping for a Gertner vs. Shisen Kopf round.

I nominate Taker It Easy even though he hasn't posted in a while.

Bad reason, Ruien. Gertner AND you are in.

Psh, that is an awesome reason. And I almost beat an inactive posted in the King polls so I know I am safe. :D

If I don't campaign for Ben Johnson, who will?

I nominate you for trying to nominate Taker It Easy. Also 00tin cause he's somewhat back. :wave:

I nominate myself so I can say I participated in the forum

Oh, I didn't try. I succeeded!

so is the first person out considered a midcarder?
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First people out are more like the Reks and Hawkins, Hunico and Camacho, and Cesaro of TPWW. You get a win every now and then, but half the time you're not even booked. Much like Dennis Stamp.

Also, PorkSoda.

I think I'm glad not to be in this for once.

i also oly pid 99 bucks for my tablet and itsvrunning a taped tgether version of andrid 4.0 so a bunch if shitbdiesnt wirk likebthe gid damned keyboards the stupud thing doesnt even fucking ave arrow keys

hps hardwre fucking sucks..thevbackif the thing is cracking and the screen us as responsve as some 87 year okd on a cde blue

fak.

This award should be called Barry Stevens biggest jobber on Earf award.

Touche.

Fuck this tournament, just crown my ass the winner right now

I would like the opportunity to be the only man in history to win King of the Forum and King of the Jobbers in one year. I'm in, party people.

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You can have your peanut butter and jelly goddamn sandwich right after you delete all that DVR bullshit from your device.

Bow down

Does the 'winner' of this still get banned?

Yeah, but you get hit with this BanHammer.

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That would soften the blow, in a manner of speaking.

Did I mention she has Herpagonasyphilaids?

AHA!

Pffft, who doesn't:roll:

I nominate Ermaximus because he's black, and whiteyford because I'm all for equality.

I nominate myself, for the propagation of Kurrgan as the headline for HOF 2013. Plus to see how far I go just for the lulz.

Either put me in or I'll do it myself :mad:

How do you know I'm not black?

If you were black you'd be even more racist towards VSG than VSG is to me. It's ok though because for your sake, I'm going to bring science to this abysmal tournament.

Also, Shisen should not win as he is not a jobber.

I can't fault your logic. I look forward to you saving another thread with the gift of science.

Can i has nominations?

Give me a good reason why. Being Indian won't do, Guru Dave has taken that.

Will update the list soon.

Ruff Ryder, bc he made a thread saying he was leaving and was back within 5 mins.

Speaking of which, I nominate Guru Dave for jobbing to multiple horrible user names and avatars.

If you're going to nominate people based on terrible name changes....

I think we should add Narcissus, CTS, El Captain Gizmo (or whatever his name is), VSG, and CSL.

You have to give reasons there slappy.

No I don't.

Read the first post in this thread and try again you fuckin' simpleton.

Yes you do, Porky!

CTS because he shortened his name and he's a big meanie. VSG because I feel like it nominating him. CSL because he posts three times in a row and it annoys The Pork and he's turning into a beef Jerky. Captain Gizmo is cool, actually. Leave him out.

VSG was already nominated you fud.

Are you nominated? If not, I nominate you. Because you're being mean and not being humble.

EDIT - Yeah, you are. Good.

Seriously? The First fuckin' post you mongoloid.

PorkSoda because he's the dumbest poster on TPWW.

I'm already nominated you dummy!

I think that was quiet shot rather than an actual nomination slappy.

What is this tournament doing to you guys??!?!?!?!

Indeed. whiteyford wants to go up against Porky, but does he want to win or lose? Is losing against PorkSoda a compliment? What is going to happen!!

You want to lose. It's a tournament for the worst poster.

See the posting careers of our past two winners.

2010 TNA&USA#1 (I actually kind of miss this guy.)
2011 TheAdamEvansFan (Wait a second....)

I nominate CSL because he failed at posting 4 times in a row on this occasion.