2012 TPWW King of the Jobbers Round 1: Let the games begin!
 

The moment has come at last wherein we begin our journey to crown our new King. I have heard from secret, powerful sources that this title may result in a permaban. Or not. We shall see.

Round 1 matches

1. Autobahn vs XL
2. Keith vs DLVH84
3. The Jayman vs King Narcissus
4. KYR vs Ootin
5. Rammsteinman vs Smelly Meatball
6. Hasney vs TNARick
7. Guru Dave vs Nicky Fives
8. taker707 vs Supreme Olajuwon
9. PorkSoda vs whiteyford
10. St. Jimmy vs Asmo
11. #1-wwf-fan vs Lavel
12. Lock Jaw vs Owenbrown
13. SammyG vs Iginfest
14. Providence Peep vs Kane Knight
15. Droford vs mhirn3
16. Ermaximus vs Erblaximus
17. Razzamajazz vs Malfeitor
18. K smoke vs BigDaddyCool
19. Seth82 vs blak23
20. Gertner vs Indifferent Clox
21. DAMN iNATOR vs Cool King
22. Skippord vs Juan
23. Ruff Ryder vs bigslimmjj
24. Ruien vs Fragile X
25. VSG vs tjogo
26. Tazz Dan vs misterlee
27. Swish vs CTS
28. Taker It Easy vs Ultra Mantis
29. Xero vs Shisen Kopf
30. Iop/Prettycool/BEAST/Damn vs itsmeJD
31. CSL vs MoFo
32. DamnDirty vs Triple A

Round 1 lasts for 4 days, i.e., Monday morning EST.

Remember: VOTE FOR THE ONE WHO IS THE BIGGEST JOBBER. WINNING HERE IS NOT, I REPEAT, NOT WHAT YOU WANT AS A COMPETITOR. Voting for yourself is not only allowed, but also encouraged here.

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Feel like we're missing something...

Poll takes a while to make, smart asses!

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Official Iginfest Analysis

Some interesting Round 1 matchups, although most of the big hitters and Iginfest Fave Five for this tournament have avoided each other. Let's take a look at some of this rounds interesting matchups.

PorkSoda vs whiteyford: A hot feud that has ran through the summer of 2012, mostly in the casual forum. PorkSoda has baffled many posters this year and beyond with his unmatched idiocy with regards to human interaction, while whiteyford has been on fire with a rise to the top William Wallace would be proud of. Time to find out which one of these posters is really a WARRIOR.

Skippord vs Juan: Now it'd be silly to think either of these fine young gentlemen would go on to win this entire thing, but for one round only they are in a hot matchup. This will likely be one of the more competitive matchups of round 1 based solely on the fact that not many people will want to vote for either poster.

Gertner vs Indifferent Clox: Another hot feud that is years old. This match could only have been bigger had it been a Barbara Roberts on a pole match. This brawl may end up closer than the Pork vs whitey matchup due to the brash postings of Gertner towards Indy wrestling fans and their meteroic meal proportions going against the casual retardation of Indifferent Clox. Will the indy fans bite back? Time will tell.

St. Jimmy vs Asmo: As one of the Iginfest Fave Five to win the whole thing, St. Jimmy certainly has the attributes to go all the way, although coming up against a somewhat unknown entity will likely benefit him, as some posters may vote for the unknown over the high calibre awfulness that is Street Jimmy.

Providence Peep vs Kane Knight: A returning dreadful poster against a never-leaving dreadful poster. This is our Main Event of Round 1 folks.
Providence Peep had his time in the spotlight in 2011 as an incredibly oblivious and socially awkward person and felt the wrath of the TPWW masses, resulting in him fleeing into the sunset, but the Peep has returned for this fine tournament. Kane Knight on the other hand has been at TPWW for the past 37 years and yet still hasn't tired of the repetitive nature of his postings. Researchers tell us that in those 37 years, the closest thing to a non-miserable post is this one time he made a typo and called Sascha a "butch". The game is on folks.

St Jimmy v Droford final, IMO.

KYR and itsmeJD may as well not have been included.

I know a lot of work has been put into this, but I have to say... I don't care about this tournament at all. Don't see the point of spending so much time to glorify and give attention to "bad" posters.

This is why you got my vote :'(

Thanks whiteyford, leave it to that butthurt TDpunk to try to soil my good name. He should be advances to the finals on that alone.

nnit even going to win roiund 1 apparently..which pisses me f slightly cause ; ave no clue who im losing to..

So I should be ashamed that I'm in the lead right?

Tough decisions, there are some mighty find trolls in there

This is hilarious. I'm just going to watch this fold out.

Yes.

I was considering having it such that the losers of each match move on and so forth so that people would then vote for the non-jobbers. This would work nicely with the jobber concept as well. Maybe next year.

I have limited knowledge of this lavel character. Seeing as how we are this close, I can only assume he is a future legend.

Lavel is the best kept secret of TPWW.

What did I do to piss off the great TPWW posters?

Or what didn't I do?

Oh, the humanity.

You tried to summon Aquakate.

Put me against Clox next round. :y:

Surprised at Triple A actually.

lol TDPunk. Asshole.

Can't believe you voted for me TD...its the Taylor Momsen rivalry ain't it?

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People are probably voting Triple A for the shock factor. A Triple A vs Iop/Prettycool/BEAST/Damn matchup would be delightful though.

To be fair, Triple A did deserve to be in this more than his opponent.

Look at all my votes :mad:

in a tie for 3rd... come on im more annoying than Bronze.... i guess we are voting on quantity, not quality.

I wish whitey would un-ignore me. I really would love to get into a very intelligent wordy verbal debate with him over politics, humans, and movies.

Can someone please ask him?

OOOOooo I will... we should see a response.

done and done

Down by 2.

LOL, jobber? Who is iginfest first of all and why are Triple A, Xero and Shisen on this list? Pathetic.

I wanted to nominate Party Hardy but those fucking bastard mods banned him.

Yeah these peeps are potentially taking away from my Jobber Glory!!!
And they are real posters who dont deserve to be put on a jobber list. They are better than this.

So after a day of Trolling you guys I go from 2nd to tied for 3rd to tied for 4th???? WTF. whats the point in being a jobber if you cant jobber acknowledgement!!!!! Its not like I can come on here and wow you with intricate alliteration or intelligent conversation. What the hell do you people want from me???.... and dont say go away.. its over done and not going to happen.....

Yeah really. I'm surprised Seth82 is winning his matchup. He may be a dirty aids carrying gaywad but he's not a jobber. I only nominated him as a joke. Didn't think he really was a jobber.

Im trying to win this thing so here we go.......John Cena is the best wrestler in the world,CM Punk is highly overrated. Bret screwed Bret. TNA has the best story lines in the biz. Vince Russo deserves way more credit for all of the amazing innovations he has blessed us all with.....and all your mothers have hump backs. There,that should do it. VOTE FOR SLIM KOTJ 2012.

I agree with everything you stated. Plus I'd like to add that Hulk Hogan is a better technical rassler than Savage and that's why savage was jealous.

Wooooooooooooooooooow

you know the winner gets banned for a week right?

I don't think I'm going to win this whole competition because I AM A FEARLESS WARRIOR but I do know that I'm gonna beat whitey!

Getting more votes than him isn't "beating" him, PorkJobber, just means moar ppl think you are a cunt.

I like you MoFo, you make learning fun with your subtlety.

I'm gonna fuck Clox's gf in her bloated ass.

If I do get banned for a week, that's fine.

I don't think you're in the upper tier of jobbers here, I wouldn't worry.

Yes, the winner of the whole thing....not one round. But thanks for making sure I was clear on the rules :y:

Can I just say, 4 days is too long for rounds. Maybe 2-3 with a 4 day final if the finalists are right. Lets not drag this out too long.

Ya, 2-3 days it is.

But then who would copy and paste wrestling facts that no one cares about?!? Seth82?

Rather surprised I will not be advancing.

I am pro abortion, war, death penalty, famine, slavery, death panels, terrorism, the war on drugs etc.


for the win

Cheap heat clox. Very cheap.

Also, you can't ban DLVH. I enjoy his posts about how Super Mr Wrestle beat American tall Warrior Dan at the egg dome in 1993

RIP American Tall Warrior Dan :'(

TAKER707 and ootin absolutely LOVE KITTENS.

I LOVE... their taste!!!

via the hold of lethal ouch. Submit. Congraturations you winner!

The world really is a darker place without him in it :'(

I probably should have read the first post before I voted.

Yes Baird, you should have.

My sincere apologies to anyone I cause to win, in that case.

Yeah Baird, I saw you voted for me, and thought, wtf?

Actually, I do not copy and paste. I actually type my stuff. And furthermore, I'm about to do some projects on my house (i.e. painting rooms, etc.) this month anyway.

That was the one vote I didn't screw up, I am a huge Iop mark. :shifty:

Dang, I hadn't realized I had pissed off so many people on here.

Keep the votes coming lads, we are making history.

You sneaky motherfucker, you.

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I voted for the poeple i hadnt heard of and if i had heard of both of them them then i voted for both :p

Destors heard of me :D

Me TOO!

Wouldn't really say you pissed anyone off. Your post are mostly short and to the point (Like mine). Add that with the fact you are new, sometimes post wierd things, and going against an actual poster it is normal.

Curious as to why I got your vote Ruien.

Hoping for Ootin to have the biggest victory.

Oh ok...carry on.

Triple A off the lead for the 1st time this tournament.

So I'm curious. If one of my 2 so called personalities wins, how does the ban work? Does my white Kerwin White side get banned, or does my black Kofi Kingston side get banned? This is quite the conondrum.

Also, note to self, create a Hispanic or Asian gimmick next.

So why did you vote for me?

You love me! You REALLY love me!





I think....

lol it's a tie.

Round 2 will start soon. In the meantime, maybe Iggy can provide final Round 1 analysis.

If I say something annoyingly stupid, ya think it'd help my campaign?

In the meantime maybe you can go to hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A lil commentary until Round 2:

Looks like the numbers are on Swish, but the Sockster may be right behind (or ahead). This is what it's all about motherfuckers! In the meantime, Ootin and TNArick are butting heads like Neo and Agent Smith, and seriously folks, there are practically bubbles of freaking ENERGY blown into the pavement upon each butt, someone's gonna die! Taker 707 is trying to make a name for himself tonight, and he's doing it all for the under-aged schoolgirl sex slaves locked in his basement. I got an interview with him backstage, and he had a message to his fans:
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"What about a role where you are my young student u have a huge crush on me infatuated by me your so in love u want to have my baby and be mine ? interested decide your age in it."

Meanwhile, in Florida, Ermaximus' black half has overtaken and defeated his white half. Can his black half win the ultimate prize, or will someone like VSG stand in his way?

I said maybe :'(:'(:'(

Beware, the bleach-skinned Erblaximus is waiting patiently undergroung with the Swog. Bring a kendo stick or a ruler!

Congrats to the winners/jobbers from Round 1:

1. Autobahn
2. DLVH84
3. Ootin
4. King Narc
5. Rammsteinmad
6. TNARick
7. Nicky Fives
8. taker707
9. PorkSoda
10. St. Jimmy
11. Lavel
12. Owenbrown
13. SammyG
14. Providence Peep
15. Droford
16. Erblaximus
17. Malfeitor
18. K smoke
19. Seth82
20. blak23
21. Indifferent Clox
22. DAMN iNATOR
23. Skippord
24. Ruff Ryder
25. Fragile X
26. tjogo
27. misterlee
28. Swish
29. Taker It Easy
30. Shisen Kopf
31. Iop/Prettycool/BEAST/Damn
32. MoFo
33. DamnDirty
34. Triple A

Round 2 matchups announced LIVE in 2 min.

23-19, closer than I thought.