Raw is Hastily Yet Officially Put Together Just Like This Hasney Post 12/11/2012
 

TONIGHT:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>RAW BREAKING NEWS: Main Event - @<a href="https://twitter.com/johncena">johncena</a> vs @<a href="https://twitter.com/wwe">wwe</a> Champ @<a href="https://twitter.com/cmpunk">cmpunk</a>! Tune in tonight 8/7 CT @<a href="https://twitter.com/heymanhustle">heymanhustle</a></p>&mdash; Joey Styles (@JoeyStyles) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoeyStyles/status/268067327667494912" data-datetime="2012-11-12T19:06:46+00:00">November 12, 2012</a></blockquote>
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Good work. Why build things up anymore?

ALSO, a hall-of-famer returns. It's Lawler! Which means no JBL :'(

I'll be there :D

lol what? I'm gonna give WWE the benefit of the doubt and say that match doesn't actually take place for some reason.

Except maybe as a dark match for Schlomey of course.

dark match is listed as punk vs ryback. So if punk does face cena the dark match will be a :30 smash where ryback comes down and does his schtick then leaves.

Cena and Punk will happen...then Ryback gets involved and somehow creates tension between him and Cena.

Calling it now.

How very logical of you. You must be a Vulcan Science Officer.

Yeah...much too logical for current creative team. Not gonna happen.

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_full/...RE_LARGE_L.jpg

Terrible photoshop work by WWE.com

Looks like they took a picture of CM punk peeing and stuck the belt on him

well fellas I have a 2 hour drive in front of me. I know to get there early because Ticketmaster was sold out of parking passes so god only knows how far I'll have to walk. I'll send in updates if anything sweet goes down you need to know..i doubt it will happen but who goes to an event and doesn't want something HUGE to go down...right.

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/5927/19622062.png

Most epic graphic ever!

I just spent time on this BREAKING NEWS MAIN EVENT CHANGED for Cool King to ONEUP ME. DAMMIT.

http://i.imgur.com/MrSRW.png

That's not even the current design. The side plate on the right side now reads "WWE Champion" and not "Mon Nite RAW". There is no name on the title plate.

Who's gonna get Jerry Lawler heart attack heat tonight

:shifty:

Bahahaha....wait, is this the official Raw thread? I think I'm actually going to be around for it tonight.

Not looking forward to King return at all.

Brad Maddox is getting the W tonight, right?

I'm wiped out after a few long days at work. Gonna try to catch an hour or 2 before I fall asleep.

Do you actually think that is funny or do you just enjoy being a massive twat?

Join the chat at 8:00 PM EST :wave:

http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=109788

When Lawler comes back, he has a Big Gulp in his hands and gets escorted by a couple of Sonic girls on roller skates....then Cole promptly blows him.

So fucking happy St. Jimmy has finally started posting things of substance. He's been fucking stellar the last day or two.

St. Jimmy already hates the way the show is going.

Man, I haven't watched Raw live in a loooooooooong time.

its 3 hours now. Hope you got a comfy chair

http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=109788

Join the chat :)

so is Lawler gonna be in an ambulance match at Survivor Series?

I actually am intrigued with Brad Maddox.

I love how they recap RAW now.

I'm not joining any chat. I like posting in threads better.

Randy Orton's huge push starts now.

It started like Impact with a recap, I don't like it.

Yeaaah, this is how you kick off Raw. Hopefully Ziggler's huge push starts now.

Orton/Alberto feud seems really forced.

What the fuck is up with the Fear Factor style narrative intro?

I...don't ....get...Dolph Ziggler's hair....is it short....or long?

Wasn't paying attention last week but was it explained why Ziggler decided to take over the team?

I get Punk had to leave because of his title match but can't remember if Ziggler had an actual reason because randomly being added into it.

You ever wonder why sometimes guys don't ask their opponents what color tights they're wearing for the match? Looking pretty similar here.

Why am I banned from the chat room?

It does seem weird, seeing as to how Foley and Ziggler have no beef to mention.

I don't know. Try logging in with a different ID if your current ID doesn't work.

Son of moppy

Who are these geeks tweeting about Jerry Lawler?

Whose in charge of the chat room?

lol or not

So the Del Rio feud is CONTINUING? Or is this just for Survivor Series sake?

Orton should win his tenth Heavyweight Championship at Wrestlemania 29.

Cena always gets shit for his five moves of death, but Orton has his own five

Xero.

Tag team match Playa

TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYAZ!

holla holla...time for a tag match

Teddy is here to make a tag match.

TAG TEAM MATCH!

Fucking tag team match, playa!

Hahaha, it feels like WWE makes fun of themselves sometimes. Anybody else could have made that announcement. Teddy hasn't even been on Raw in ages.

Kofi & Orton used to hate each other

Does Teddy Long do anything besides make tag matches?

I wish he would unban my tpwwseth account.

Either he realizes it isn't really Seth or he just hates Seth really bad.

It's like they purposely did that as a joke

No.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Teddy Long's music leading to an impromptu tag match? Who saw that coming? We're just glad he didn't yell "Undertaker". <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/268159144098410497" data-datetime="2012-11-13T01:11:36+00:00">November 13, 2012</a></blockquote>
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The fastest pizza box folder.....this commercial means he gets all the girls now.

2 more team members should come down..Teddy comes out...6 man tag, repeat til all 10 are out there

GuruDave,

you have to admit, I did a good job impersonating Seth in the chat room last week.

$10 says JR or Cole mentions how "viscous" Del Rio is.

Really hoping Mark Henry returns as the fifth man.

Why are you proud of that?

I liked Kofi's Riddler attire.

Lively crowd, it seems

No, playa.

Kofi and orton ... r k boom

Kofi needs better ring gear if I'm ever to take him seriously

Lol ziggles was late on the save

I still love Del Rio in-ring. I don't care about his promos.

What's wrong with it? Just curious why you feel that way.

I like how lately matches have gone away from 100% finishing with "go home" moves and finishers.

The neon doesn't do it for me

Almost time to yell at the tv while the Chiefs lose again

I like that, too. TNA has been good about it, too. Hell, couple this with tonight's recap and the sex scandal with a person named AJ, and it almost feels like WWE is copying TNA a bit. :shifty:

So you would prefer something like this then?

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images...jpg?1302691406

Ermaximus is out, Ootin is down to one guy.

Dunno, don't have a problem with kofi's ring gear. Nothing particularly interesting about it either.

So glad Dolph mentioned Cena's shirt at dinner.

Haha, damn, all Vickie said was "last week", and the crowd goes nuts.

RIGHT?

Schrodinger's hair.

Really don't know why Ziggler is captain of a survivor series match against Orton when all this is going on. Should be Ziggler vs Cena at the PPV. Or Cena/AJ vs Dolph/Vikki.

Just feel like if he's ever gonna be a ME guy he needs to drop the neon and the caricature of himself on the trunks. Similar when Ziggler made the move to full time ME guy he dropped the zebra tights.

Honestly, that was pretty lame.