Throat Wobbler Mangrove PROUDLY (and I do mean proudly) Presents the OFFICIAL RAW THREAD FOR DECEMBER 3, 2012
 

I love Eddie Guerrero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will tastefully edit your post to make it the OFFICIAL RAW THREAD

This is avant-garde stuff.

100% organic kopf.

mmm, now that's tasteful

It should really be Raymond Luxury Yacht presents Monday night rasslin. Throat wobbler mangrove is how it's pronounced!

"What? Since when does VSG have the power to edit posts?" - Lock Jaw's Initial Reaction

I've also heard a rumor that VSG was merging threads into 100,001 Replies just to make you mad.

tastefully of course

who's rasslin tonight? I usually just tape it then watch it later and fast forward through all the crap. So it usually takes me about 20 mins to watch the whole show.

That Damn VSG! How Dastardly!

Anything announced for tonight's Raw is War? I'm considering watching because I can't sleep.

Vince McMahon will be making an appearance.

Seri-i? I'll tune in for sure if he is.

10 minutes!

WAIT A GOD DAMN MINUTE.

While reading the WWE.com preview I realized something.

Even though the Shield says they aren't working for Heyman, it's clear that they are.

Brock Lesnar has a giant sword tattooed on his chest and abdomen (yes we know it looks like a penis, stay with us here.)

Everyone keeps talking about Ryback vs Lesnar at some point, possibly Wrestlemania.

So Lesnar ruins Ryback's chance at TLC then costs him a Rumble win somehow. Sets them up perfectly for Mania.

I AM THE LIZARD KING AND I HAVE ALSO DRANK MANY BEERS.

Shield looks like a Big Boss Man cover band. It's only a matter of time before they feud with Big Show in his honor.

http://cdn2.sbnation.com/uploads/cho...dard_352.0.jpg

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.co...bossman/01.jpg

I really hate the narration

Ryback really hasn't gotten the upper hand at like all recently has he

I don't see how it makes sense for Big Show and Dolph Ziggler to team up tonight. I mean, Ziggler said he'd cash in and become the next WHC. As far as Big Show is concerned, that means Ziggler is going to cash in on him.

Shield should be called the Boss Men

Dolph should let show do all the work, get aa'ed by Cena and then cash in..tonight

Wish Vince was opening this. I'll probably turn it off as soon as the first ads start.

I tune into Raw a few minutes late and see The Shield standing in front of a sink.

Daniel Ambrose

I love me some Daniel Ambruse.

The Shield gonna attack Vince ala Nexus?

I'm assuming 899 matches is just televised matches..

Vince would fuck them up

Can't wait for Kane 1000

Ambrose is gonna be a big star someday.

Cena chants? lol

Shield gonna win the tag titles soon me thinks.

Rollins probably went to grab some food or take a leak and that is why he is missing.

Can't wait for shield to right the injustice of 3 man bad in 6 man tag team action

Darren Young is Obnoxious lol

Ever since that stellar commentary from O'Neil I can't help but look at Young as anything but a lackey.

Arrive
Right injustice
leave

Seems like a bad sign the crowd didn't even bother to follow up with the piped in "Feed Me More" chants

Think a Shield vs Ryback/Team Hell No matchup is going to occur in the near future (maybe next ppv).

I love that they let Kane and Bryan win the match first. Always awesome when the champ(s) win a non-title match.

Lolll Father Ted kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse.

No idea how people can not like Sheamus.

Sheamus is great.

Are they piping in crowd noises for Raw now?

BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF HER, AJ! BITE HER IN THE GODDAMN NOSE!

I really like Tamina's theme

Why do you say that?

If they're not piping in crowd noises or if they didn't change their audio setup, then this crowd is louder for a divas match than the crowd was for pretty much all of Survivor Series.

AJ selling post-match. Thatta girl.

Well... now that you've mentioned it, I'm quite distracted by it.

Lol punk will be 400 the night before christmas

I don't get it.

I thought he was going to complain about there not being enough Paul hey man in the encyclopedia

Think the intial "Feed Me More" chants are piped in since it always sound the same.

I think they are doing it a lot more than before with Smackdown since several complaints around the net have been how bad the audio sounds in terms of the trying to hear the commentary now.

Well Punk did get one thing right. These 3 hour Raws have been pretty dismal.

This punk promo is all over the place

Yessssss The Mizzzzzzzzzzz

Welp... Miz is jobbing tonight.

Fed him some punk?

Really?

lol. Love face Miz.

Miz..hard hitting investigative reporter

Lol human walrus

They should have a title match between these two tonight. Used to love random title matches, even if you know the champ is gonna win.

That "If I wanted you to talk, I'd throw you a fish" line didn't get the crowd reaction it deserved dammit.

I'd like it if it was anyone but Miz. Unless the match ends in a DQ.

Miz needs to start winning a ton. Like go on a streak. The shit-talking face who can back it up gets over much more than the shit-talking face who gets beat a lot.

ok maybe the crowd is just really loud or they have the audio changed

I doubt they have a piped in walrus chant ready

On smackdown last week they used canned laughter for the backstage segments. It's terrible. :rant::nono::nono::nono:

TOO MANY LIMES!!!!!!!! TOO MANY LIMES!!!!!!

What the hell does the back of his hurt say

Over the teeth and past the gums, heads up hooligans here it comes

Jesus christ..wtf

I love seeing kids do Sheamus's pose

I'm sure someone's made this connection before but Big Show winning a chair match for the WHC at TLC and then getting MITB cashed in on him would be... oddly familiar.

Team big show off

That was cool.

They've been holding back on the habit they've had over the years of "OMG HE JUST PINNED CENA!!!" to try to put other guys over. I like it. If Ziggler goes over Cena, it should be at a PPV after the performance of a lifetime. Make it look like it takes more than a lucky roll-up on Raw once a month to beat Cena before he puts it all together and eeks one out in a classic match.

Recap for those without the benefit of short term memory

Too bad Test is dead b/c that would be a great way to bring him back. The lie dectector test is just Andrew whatever his name was hitting him over the head with a set of truck nuts.

lol Sandow is amazing.

Hey, it's Tiger Ali Singh doing "How low will the american go?".

:lol: Sandow

Ah. I missed ZigShow vs. Cena/Sheamus. I called that in the smackdown spoilers last week.

"I couldn't be more serious"

Lol

Ignorance is curable, but stupid is forever!

:lol: exiled from America

rofl, can't believe the guy is gonna get over as a gimmick wrestler. Sandow is pretty good.

What if someone actually gets the 3rd question?

Santino needs to be fired just for fucking that up.

Is that the right word, ignoramuses?

LOL Santino. "NEVER AGAIN!"

What did santino try to do

I'd be fine if the rest of Raw was just Santino and Sandow in the ring having a conversation.

Took him 3 tries to say "How many seashells did she sell by the seashore?" line.

I thought he fed up trying to hit him with the mic

Santino powerwalking randomly.

Santino is incredible.

Sandow is incredible.

I wish this was gonna be a legit feud.

Lol stump sandow

Vince might chew him out in back.