1.3.13
 

Last night, a cryptic video on TNA Impact Wrestling bears the dates 1.3.13. Any ideas on who or what it would be?

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It's The Undertaker

it's the end of the world as we know it

(and i feel fine)

Sting

All cryptic videos are for Sting.

loopydate wins this thread.

S.T.ING

Definitely The Undertaker 100% Confirmed

It's probably just Matt Hardy.

Paved in Blood....GANGREL OMGZ!@11#$1243!@4!@4

Aces & Eights are the Mayans coming to fuck shit up

Probably Rellik.

(That's Killer spelled backwards FYI)

Lets break it down shall we.

1.3.13

1=A

3=C

1+3=4=D

3 is repeats itself 2 times so C again.......
ACDC is going to wrestle hogan to the death....... and sting will be involved

or 13 13 TAZ!

Sting debuts as The Funkascorpion.

Ultimate Warrior returns in vengeance to continue his lifelong blood feud with Hogan.

Pretty sure it's alluding to the return of Chris "Fucking" Sabin, who will debut a new silent promo gimmick before the big reveal that he was deaf all along and all those years of talking were just to mess with us.

Stephan Bonnar...

abyss?

No clue honestly, but their show was pretty damn good last night, IMO. Anyone see Kid Kash vault over the top rope, land on Ion's shoulders and hurricanrana him w/o even touching the floor? Pretty awesome.

Also, A's & 8's are awesome, the pigeons were let loose again (woot!) and Angle is still a badass.

Braden Walker returns!

Either Abyss or Sting. In TNA, it is usually Abyss or Sting.

What's Chris Jericho doing on that date?

Watching Sting on Impact.

Nah, that was too wrong lol

What I wrote I mean

It's Sting

Matt Hardy

screech has packed some weight on

that MMA guy they signed......

The road to hell will be paved in their own blood...

I'm thinking either Abyss or Father James Mitchell and the Disciples Of The New Church.

I highly doubt it's Sting there.

No dude, it's The Undertaker. I have inside information, I wasn't supposed to mention it but I don't want you spreading rumours about Abyss because my source also told me he's having family troubles and wants to "lay low" for a while.

Ah yes, TNA will bring back a forgettable stable from 9 years ago and a manager that hasn't been on TV in 5 years.

Y'know what, I think it is Raven returning with THE GATHERING.

Well, one member is already there.

A.W.

George Lincoln! He'll be just like Vince Russo on a tangent: unstoppable!

You mean G.L.

Yes. That's exactly what I meant. Not sure why I did that.

They've finally signed the hardcore legend himself...

No, he's still a trainer for NXT.

Wishing it was Tazz.

I mean. 13 / 13, i.e. 2nd coming of his wrasslin' career.

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It'd make sense, since Taz has been known for the number 13.

That video still gives me chills. Like the Jericho one.

Only Fink's fuck up slightly ruins it.

Alright, I'm determined to find out whose sock DLVH84 is.

Socks are used for keeping feet warm.

That's true considering it is widely known that The Great Sasuke wore socks a lot and has stated in interviews that they keep his feet warm.

You mean Masanori Murakawa, right? He first wore socks in the ring on March 1, 1990.

In a match, yes. Though even before his professional debut, Kotetsu Yamamoto and Gran Hamada (who trained him) suggested he wear them while training as his cold feet were hampering his mobility.

Can you imagine how different his career would have been if he'd disregarded their advice? His trademark Sasuke Special X Version 10.2 Segway would pretty much have been impossible to pull off.

Not to mention his multiple suplex variations (cradle, dragon, german, tiger...)

On the other hand, he may also have avoided his 2009 arrest for kicking a man that took his photo at Minamisenju Station.

He also grabbed the guy by the shirt collar. It isn't that big of a deal though since charges were dropped after he apologized and he only spent 40 hours in jail.

It occurred twelve days into his reign as NWA World Middleweight Champion, so he's lucky the punishment wasn't more severe, or else he wouldn't have been able to hold the title for 1,487 days before losing it to Ultimo Dragon (the man who - interestingly enough- vacated the title to set up the tournament, that Sasuke won by defeating Tokyo Magnum in the finals) in 2003.

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Between this picture and the picture of Ultimo with all those belts, I'm forced to assume that titles mean either a whole lot or absolutely nothing in Japan.

Great Sasuke was the first J-Crown champion (8 belts which he won in a tournament, in which all the champions defend their titles to unify). Ultimo Dragon beat him to win the J-Crown to add with the NWA World Middleweight title and his portion of the WAR World Six-Man Tag Team title, making him hold 10 belts. By the end of 1996, he would hold 11 belts total by winning the WCW World Cruiserweight title at Starrcade.

I think it's gonna be a Def Leppard/Van Halen concert

You spelled his name wrong dude. It's Grate Sasuke bc he had a fetish with grating cheese. Always cheddar, never Gouda was his motto.

Yeah, I was just about to say that.

It's Buddy Roberts returning from the grave and he now breathes fire out of his trach hole.

Was Buddy Roberts another fake death story? This is getting out of hand now

Let's stay on topic here, being the 1.3.13 ordeal.

Any guesses on who it would be? It's definitely not Sting, considering the words "The road to hell will be paved in their own blood," and a hell-ish background.

Do you think it's the devil?

Gotta be

I don't know. Must be someone evil and demonic.

I figured it out. It's Brad Armstrong and he's back to break the Armstrong curse.

Very funny, Horatio. Very funny...NOT!!!

Back on topic, I'm thinking it's Judas Mesias.

How about Skinner?

TNA is about as relevant as Van Halen.

or The Red Rooster? (Red being the color of blood)

It could be. After all, blood is red!

Skinner's involved with NXT.

The Red Rooster's busy with that sexual harassment lawsuit.

Yeah you're right, they're both doing other stuff. That kills those dreams.

Of course, because he made unwanted sexual advances toward that woman.

DLVH84, do you think it could be The Ultimate Warrior (Formerly known as Jim HELLwig)? He was also discovered by Red Bastien and red is the color of blood. That's two very odd coincidences.

I don't think so, considering he always use the words "Always Believe."

It's the perfect thing to throw us off the scent.

Blood, of course, is red because its hemoglobin is high in iron. Iron Man is played by Robert Downey Jr. Morton Downey Jr. was a guest on Piper's Pit at WrestleMania V. The main event of that event was Hulk Hogan vs. Randy Savage. Of course, Hogan is currently on TNA television (thus, no need for a promo video), and Savage is dead (making a return highly improbable). Hogan and Savage were, however, both members of the nWo, a stable that was involved in a lengthy feud with Sting.

BOO-YAH!

Makes sense since Ultimate Warrior is a spirit of a demon from the depths of hell who feeds on the blood and souls of those who lack the destrucity of One Warrior Nation.

Considering Hulk and Warrior are tied 1-1, if it's indeed Warrior, a tie-breaker match would be necessary.

Would probably be the perfect match to sell out the Alamodome.

Anyways, realistically, I'm guessing El Mesias, as he's a AAA wrestler and TNA is coming to San Antonio in March for Lockdown.

Could be Bobby Eaton. He could easily come back for one last run. And what better way to bring him back than to build up his return with mystery like this.

I highly doubt it's Bobby, considering his health problems lately.

Jake Roberts

Too busy with DDP.

RIP Bobby Eaton.

The 1.3.13 could be Abyss, El Mesias, or any evil, demonic wrestler they got.

Sinn Bodhi

THE BOOGEYMAN

The Boogeyman

Sinn, could be him coming back to TNA.

ThE bOoGeYmAn

DLVH, do you think it could be The Undertaker?

Maybe. It they added the nightmare aspect, it might be him.