Rodney Killa's Own thread for thoughts and questions
 

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Why Parsons Wrestling hasnt had a new show in awhile
 

Hello,

The man known as "Fluffy" is right now working on research on how to get Parson's Online Backyard Wrestling a television deal that is why you havent seen alor of new action from Parsons lately but I assume you we have been putting on live house shows all this time.

Maybe soon we can get a local TV deal and who knows u guys might watch the birth of something right here right now!
So keep watching

Also plz dont move this thread.

Parsons Online Backyard Wrestling : TEchnical Difficulties
 

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Enjoy and please let us know

Lol amazing

A story from the road
 

What do u guys think wrestlers will tell u from the road?

One thing I have to tell you is that its crazy. U know, one day we had to do two shows in the same night so we had to do the same matches again it was crazy. But the good thing is that we had more fans's show up.

I have to say being a wrestler may be fun but it is also very hard!!!!!!

Should Parsons Wrestling run ads?
 

Do u guys think Parsons Online Backyard Wrestling should run ads to get more income or do you prefer a small budget but with no ads?

Def. run more ads

I can imagine you must take a lot of sleeping pills and pain killer to aid in travelling to different shows.

New Captions Thread : Caption THESE images!!!!!
 

Lets try something more fun


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Rodney Killa has to be in the running for Best New Poster

No everyone in Parson's is drug free they have a strict drug testing policy

Oh wow, well it's nice to see such a fine upstanding organization

Yeah, you don't want to be high on a trampoline.

After watching Parsons Online Backyard Wrestling I have to say that the WWE is looking for stars in the wrong
 

places

WWE keeps lookinging for stars in college football teams or bodybuilders but they should instead look for stars in more every day people. For example Hogen and Austin were stars not because they were football players but becase they were regular guys who u can relate to. This is what is missing in WWE now.

WWE needs to hire some guys like the guys in Parsons and they would have more fans cause no one likes jocks.

Discuss Parson's Online Backyard Wrestling entrance themes
 

As some of you may have noticed, Parson's has custom themes just like the WWE. For example The Grim Sweeper wrote the lyrics to his theme. What do u think of them? I know a lot of indy feds use regular music but I think its more fun with original music!

I see what you did there. ;)

And what is this strict drug testing policy? goverment backed? state of the art testing facilities? or a crude scribbled on the back of a crisp packet saying "no drugs please" in crayon

I think the Grim Sweeper would be decimated by OCW champion Brad Hamilton.

OCW 4 LIFE!

I know for a fact the Grim Sweeper abuses Fundip on a regular basis. Found the sugar sticks in his bag at an indy show in south Georgia.

I guess they have a guy on the payroll whos been drug testing for over 50 years and he has this super effieciant way of doing it where all he has to do is put his wang in their mouths.

Everyone in Parson's have to go to a doctor from time to time for safety of the workers.

but they dont have their own drug testing place yet

lol Grim Sweeper welcomes all comers

U wrestle in OCW?

Ohio Championship Wrestling?

#2 : Rhyno has really let himself go...

I gotta say dude you're gonna have to be a hell of a lot quicker in the intros to your little show I tried checking it out but I really couldnt be asked to sit through 5-7 sec of blank screen.

The production team is working on making the shows start more smoothly thank u for the feed back

THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The People's Exhibits A-C

Should fat wrestlers always be slow?
 

This has been a debate for a while. When you see a fat wrestler in general they are always slow. But does this have to be this way? I think fat wrestlers play into their characters by moving and acting slowly but they can actually be fast.

I think a fast fat wrestller could be pretty revolutionary'

?

Has this been a debate for a while?

1. The Winner showing off his first place prize in the annual horse raping competition
2. The Crowd loves the action here!
3. Penishead makes his Trampoline wrestling debut.

Bam Bam, Vader and a few others already covered that.

Samoa Joe

Can't beat physics. Physics says no!

I wanna see who this Cletus is but I gotta give him the upperhand. One guy looks too sad about his ring and I don't think he's ready for the challenge

They weren't exactly lumbering leviathans.

I've spent many a night debating this very topic.

This is what happens when the mentally handicapped go wild?

Holy shit. Fluffy vs Cletus with this kind of controversy is a season finale worthy match. Can't believe they're giving it away so soon!

Retard Wrestling Federation rules!

Xpac was pretty quick.

Quicker than a hiccup I've heard people say in fact.

No, Ocoee Championship Wrestling! The hottest up-and-coming wrestling promotion on the planet!! We don't use no silly trampolines. We keep it real in OCW! My tag partner Brad Hamilton (OCW Heavyweight Champion) and I would be glad to invade Parsons NXT style.

Mod elections. All these great threads getting deleted.

I second that.

So Tazz Dan just came out of the closet.

Blew that load straight through the door.

o noes! OCW has competition now? :eek:

horrible thread

It took you over two hours from your previous post to realise this?

is Alan Parsons the financial backer of the Parsons Wrestling Federation?

From the road?

Did you move the ring with a pickup truck to the neighbour's backyard?

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4:10 is amazing.

EDIT: Shit, can't embed the video I want cause it's a playlist I think.

Check out Fluffy vs Major Shadow.

Also, the guy that attacks Major Shadow after the MATCH has a bad back. He should see a doctor.

Top Ten Moves of Fluffy.

Emover seems DEADLY.

Fluffy's Seated Dropkick is vicious

Those drug tests can get expensive. Is that why you're unable to get real equipment?

And talent?

that Fisherman Buster just seems super unsafe

he really runs near the other persons head, kind of

The Grim Sweeper is at least 30 years old

Leg drop/eblow drop combo is so technical.

Running pat on the back.

Grim Sweeper is my fav rassler

well he has to be careful so he doesn't lose his hat I guess

Agreed. Ray Traylor was quite quick for a heavyweight, especially when going for his "slide outside the ring and uppercut an opponent on the ropes" spot.

And upon further thought, Amish Roadkill and Viscera can chain together some fast move sequences when they want to.

Finally watched some of this, your man Fluffy has such incredible charisma.

Also, wrestlers who count their own pinfals. That's the most innovative thing I've ever seen!

I have to admit, that had me enthralled. The storytelling!

Fuck Ring of Honor. What better example of honor and respect toward the business can there be than having wrestlers fairly count their own pinfalls?

Heels just fast count?

I can't believe the connoisseurs' of professional wrestling can't see this for what it is. A watered down, talentless OCW. Whiteyford, I am ESPECIALLY disappointed in you good sir. This shit is the Stegosaurus of pro wrestling.

This is the best fed ever. Shut up.

You just don't fuck with Fluffy.

Tell em Sixx. This mother fucker doesn't respect fluffy and fuck that!

How dare you besmirch the honour of these artistic combatants? How very dare you?