Things wrestling fans say that piss you off:
 

1) "It's not fake, it's scripted."
2) "They should turn John Cena heel."

Your turn.

3) "Insert any wrestler with above average workrate" should be World Champ.

4.) "Things wrestling fans say that piss you off"

5) "XXXXX should go to TNA where he'll be used properly."

Okay nobody says that anymore, but there was a time...

If they were allowed to go half hour, they would tear the house down.

Bret Hart wasn't a draw.

"________ Should be World Champion"
"(After they win the title) is overrated, they need to get to the title off of him, just terrible, sucks"

or a variation of that....

Giving wrestlers a anything more than a retirement match because of their hard work and/or loyalty.

So...Basically "noid post?"

He wasn't and all Canadian rasslers suck.

It "pissed me off" when ADR won the rumble by last eliminating Santino and people got angry saying Santino should have won.

When people say CM Punk is a draw and has been an amazing champion. He is not.

Dino Bravo would beg to differ but be was murdered.

1. -Random vanilla RoH/Indy guy- should come in and feud with -WWE Main Eventer-. That would be fucking sick.

2. I don't find -Obviously hot as all fuck Diva- to be that attractive. ((Honest to God, who are you fucking kidding?))

3. I like -Insert girl-next door diva- because she feels attainable. ((Honest to God, who are you fucking kidding?))

so you're saying tamina is hot as all fuck?

And another one:

"I'm sick of (insert name of wrestler/storyline) being shoved down our throats"

Erm, you voluntary turned on the TV to watch this thing. Turn it off if you don't like it, nobody's forcing anything down your throat. (add your own cock sucking joke here)

Nah Rhaps, I think thats a pretty reasonable gripe.

Obviously we have the option to turn the television off...but what other option do we have if we still want to watch professional wrestling?

OCW OCW OCW OCW OCW!!!

"Ultimate Warrior is nuts, stupid and has an axe to grind." As time goes on, at least to me, I feel he's one of the more lucid, caring wrestlers who happens to only be eccentiric and has a style of speaking out that can be caustic and uncomfortable for some.

Honestly, I don't know, I just always feel that the people who use the "shoved down our throats" line are the same people who complain about everything they see on a pro wrestling show and will never be happy until Vince McMahon gets inside their head and books a show exactly the way they would want it booked.

I agree! See this FAR too often.

It is a legit grip.

Someone recently said Mayrse is not hot!

Lol like the fat virgins watching have nay right to be picky. You usually hear that from these "too cool for school" hipster dicks saying they wouldn't lower themselves to fucking somebody with plastic surgery.



Although AJ is not hott.

More than one person played Kane.

lol

"the writing/booking is horrible, it should be done this way: [insert a a bunch of ideas that aren't worth shit because you're not the writer/booker]."

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*Insert Name Here* should just snap then go heel and become a badass submission machine... or a vending machine. :shifty:

I think this has been said about almost every NXT wrestler at some point. :y:

Sheamus is a good face, just for one example.

Everyone has their own interpretation of beauty fuck nugget. Some people don't find living barbie dolls to be attractive. Give me Natty over that bleach blonde freak Maryse any day.

On the topic of the thread I hate it when people say "WWE sucks and it's going down the drain because *insert random reason*" Seriously WWE isn't going anywhere and nobody's gonna take their place because nobody can.

If Maryse walked up to you and told you to fuck her, you'd say no? Yeah, ok.

Never said that. I said I didn't find her attractive. If she offered to fuck me hell yeah I'd do it. I'm an internet forum poster like you so my standards aren't that high, but if I had a choice of her or someone else I'd choose someone else.

And is true about Bronson and his figure four heel hook of doom.

That's quite short-sighted.

Lol Nattie has fake tits and bleached hair too retard. She's just a fat ass. Does her workrate make her more appealing?

Maryse is the hottest woman on the planet

Nope could care less about "workrate" I just like my women to have a little meat on their bones and not look like anorexic hookers trying to play Malibu Barbie. Also if you think she's a "fat ass" then your fucking blind.

Opinion. Like I said everyone has different tastes. I find her to be fake as all hell and worthy of nothing more then a one night stand.

How many people did Bret Hart ever injure? He was the most professional at his craft of rasslin. And for you, as a Canadian to bash him, well, you may as well illegally move to the USA like ol faggot spic (still got two weeks). Oy vey!

Lol u must be gay

I called -whatever just happened on the ppv- in my tipsters.

Women are worth more than a one night stand?

anything st jimmy said in the tlc thread

Oh no! A guy on the internet called me gay! What ever will I do?

Seriously though if you have to result to calling someone gay chances are you're probably just insecure about your own sexuality. Might wanna go get some counseling or something before you go ape shit and hurt yourself champ.

Love how all you people are coming out of the woodwork and trying to impress the big boy posters around here by acting cool.

Jesus Christ, speared by the lance of the internet white knight...smells kind of like sweat, doritos and your mom's missing bottle of hand lotion.

Also, learn how to know when you're getting trolled, dipshit.

Nothing wrong with being a chubby chaser. Typically it's ugly guys who like fat chicks. But meh Fattie Neidhart needs lovin too.

True. If something on TV really is forced, then I guess there's always the eFeds.

"The only Diva workrate I care about is their bedroom prowess."

That totally discounts the potential for an in-ring Sudoku showdown! :)

I'd suggest you learn the same friend ;) Honestly fucking with you wannabes is probably the most entertaining thing to do on this forum. Maybe you'd actually get me if you weren't amateurs. Go spend some time on 4chan and learn the art before you try to troll. That or take lessons from Ol' Gertner.

Oh and P.S. Fuck doritos. Nasty ass chips tryin' to impersonate tortilla chips and salsa. Who the fuck they think they are, taco bell?

Yeah, and it's refreshing that Warrior doesn't apologize for being himself / politically incorrect.

I hate it when "popular" indy guys come to WWE, and people still call them by their indy names and pretend what they did there matters.

Huh that's interesting. I assume you find Monica Lewinsky attractive then?

I agree with the name thing. They're a new character when they hit WWE. Daniel Bryan is in my opinion not even the same entity as Brian Danielson.

Poor Wishbone. Maybe Fallen Angel can put him on a weight loss program.

Aww you do care! :kiss: Love you too man.

"Random up and comer" is the next Austin, HBK, Rock, (pick your favorite face of the company/industry.

"Random vanilla midget" should be brought in and immediately made the WWE Champion.

The term "vanilla midget" is fucking stupid as all hell. Half the guys that get the term put on them are taller than he people calling them that. On that note however I do hate it when people say that random indie guys should be the next world champ when their are plenty of guys in WWE with the accolades (Sheamus, Ryback, Ziggler, Del Rio, Swagger, etc.) who don't even get noticed. WWE's roster is stacked with talented guys that fit the bill of world champ. Give em a chance before you whine about someone who's not even in the company.

He killed Eddie Guerrero.

Respond with all the aplomb and grace of a two-year-old who spilled his juice cup?

Yeah, this is pretty dumb, but people really want to pick a winner.

Unless they're pro wrestlers, it hardly matters. This is a "sport" where a 6'2" can put you in cruiser territory. In any situation where being over six foot can still leave you in the "average" or "short" category, the bar is slightly different.

I mean, you criticise pro wrestling all the time, but I bet you don't actually wrestle. I doubt you're a massive hypocrite, so it seems you understand the difference between the audience and the performer.

Whenever wrestling fans talk about women it pisses me off, phrases like "worthy of nothing more then a one night stand." are fucking stupid

thanks for posting this.I went back and checked my post and saw that bad ass morrison barricade jump spot again. lol. And Santino should have won. Del Rio didnt even win his WM match.

Yeah, those nasty divas would at least get a morning rumble as well.

Hell yeah man! You gotta go for seconds...

Seriously though "Worthy"?! I'm sure they're all losing sleep over being "worthy" of at least a summer fling with some guy on a message board...

Oh another thing that annoys me about wrestling fans: discussing ratings. Who cares? Does anyone discuss how many albums their favourite bands sell?

Oh, I can't believe "Unify the world titles" didn't immediately jump into my mind.

Both of those things as metrics for success mean next to nothing these days.

Neilsen Ratings recently announced incorporation of Twitter into their equations. Raw rating will probably rise now, but it doesn't matter.

Except that it does and smarks state this when their workrate jerk off material fails as a chamo I.e CM Punk

Exactly, it's not even like any money is directly gained from ratings. It's the advertisers.

It also annoys me whenever people suggest turning people heel, like that's waving a magic wand to make someone interesting.

It annoys me when they nitpick the booking for not making perfect sense, like WWE should be a HBO show instead of what it is. If WWE took itself as seriously as people on message boards think it should it would suck

1 more thing that annoys me: Whenever people bring up BA star, particulary in relation to a face's actions.

That's BS Cesaro gets called a vanilla midget yet he's taller than both Cena and Ryback who aren't. Most of the shield are as tall if not taller than Cena. The term isn't used the way you described it it's used by idiots who want to make fun of any "indie darling". I'm no workrate jerkoff hell workrate doesn't mean shit to me. Sheamus is by far my current favorite in WWE for god's sake followed closely by Ryback. The thing that pisses me off is that people are just doing it to be "edgy and cool" because it's considered such to hate on "IWC" guys. Fact is "Vanilla Midget" is just a stupid fucking slogan used by stupid fucking people.

Rant over.

This is actually a legit gripe. I mean if they weren't doing the anti-bullying thing it wouldn't matter, but things like what Cena did last night make it seem extremely hypocritical. Also I think half the people who do this only do it jokingly anyway. Really though the whole BA Star thing is fucking stupid. A pro-wrestling company promoting anti-bullying is like Mcdonalds promoting a weight loss program.

Will they rise? I mean, I know WWE trends frequently, but look at all the other shit that trends.

Who use ratings as a metric to gauge the value of advertising.

Agreed.

If it was booked like smarks want, it would suck. Period.

Never heard it applied to him. You obsess over this far more than me. However, you might want to look at the other word there.

You're taking things literally with a term designed to describe two men groping each other while play-acting.

Rollins barely ways 200 pounds hence he's a vanilla midget.

It's cool to hate on the IWC? As opposed to what the IWC putting down and scoffing at Cena fans? The IWC doesn't get enough bashing. Their indie darling are typically undersized with no mic skills and then blame the company for their guy not getting over. Thatls why I rip indie fans: because they are 10x more clueless than marks.

vanilla maybe, but the guy is no midget. Tyson Kidd is a midget. Rey Mysterio is a midget. That being said I don't see him being a world champ ever in WWE. Then again I never expected Punk to either. Punk is seen as a legit threat by most fans today so he's proved that guys like him can be a credible champ. However, he's the exception to the rule. Most indie guys are not cut out to be champions in WWE. I heard Gertner say once that Daniel Bryan was a great upper-midcarder and that's spot on. I can easily see guys like Rollins and Ambrose getting to that status.

Totally agree Cool King. The attitude era was great, but it's dead and people need to realize that and move on.

"Ultimate Warrior is nuts, stupid and has an axe to grind." As time goes on, at least to me, I feel he's one of the more lucid, caring wrestlers who happens to only be eccentiric and has a style of speaking out that can be caustic and uncomfortable for some.

Thanks for the agreement, usheer.

I hate it when people just call it summerslam. People, be like Bret Hart and call it The Summerslam. Sounds more important.

"X" is getting buried/jobbed out. I swear people just say that without thinking.

Yep, that's always a big one.

Guy loses a match "OMG! He getting burried! He's lost all his momentum! WTF LOLZ who did he piss off backstage!?!?"

Dude, calm down, your man there got pinned, that's all.

People who say this must think Cena is totally in the dog house then and probably on the verge of being future endeavored.

Fixed.

3 pages

zero posts of "you cant see me"

you guys are all either really huge assholes or its just assumed that wrestling fans dont like cena

or that tpww doesnt like cena

I'm getting pissed off just reading them.

"Vanilla Midget" should be banned.

We can say "Uninteresting, non-drawing little dude who can give a nice suplex" instead.

There's another one that gets me "(insert wrestler's name here) doesn't/didn't draw)" why do you care?

Only people who should give a damn if a wrestler draws is the wrestler himself and those he's making the money for. If you enjoyed/didn't enjoy his match surely that's all you need to worry about as a fan yes?

Basically, any brown-nosing Jimmy Steele does towards his Kliq buddies makes me wish ol' Jimmy would jump off a skyscraper, and go 'crack' when he returns to Earth.

Mostly because Jimmy is a naive, short-sighted shithead when it comes to his perceptions of what's good and what's bad in life.

So, you know, Iron Sheik tells Jimmy Steele 'FUCK YOU!!!'

Meh....Jimmy's a stupid HunterFag anyway who can't draw flies with a assful of shit.

So fuck him. =P

When people say Shawn Michaels is the best rassler ever. He's not even better than Bret Hart and everyone with a working brain stem knows the best rassler of all time is Randy Savage. Thank you. This thread can be closed now.

Except Adrian Street existed, and he's better than even Savage.

I've already explained the downside to having people jump off a skyscraper, Ronic. Please come up with a new wish.

Me and my buddies are pro wrestlers who are self taught and wrestle on a trampoline and/ or red matt