Find a way to ruin great moments in wrestling history.
 

What the above says, I'll post an example...

*They lift up the hood of the Higher Power... revealing it to be...*

Gillberg: IT WAS ME AUSTIN!!! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!!!!!!!

try some of your own. Or don't. I'm fucking buzzed already getting ready for New Years.

Bret Hart reverses the Sharpshooter and HBK taps out

Put WWE's current writing staff in charge...

Ends in a SHHHMMOOOZZZ

Have something crazy happen to that guy who won the World Title at WM 20... oh... wait...

Hulk hogan picks up Andre the giant at wrestlemania and his back snaps in half paralyzing him

Stone Cold taps out at WM13.

The third member of the nWo was Lex Luger.

Beat me to it.

Also beat me to it.

Daniel Bryan never chokes Justin Roberts with a tie.

Undertaker and Mankind start HIAC inside the cage.

Mae Young never gives birth to Mark Henry's child.

Daniel Benoit taps out.

Main event of WrestleMania 28: Once In a Lifetime: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson vs. David Otunga.

Giant Gonzales beats undertaker at wrestlemania ix

Vince McMahon successfully destroys the Hell In A Cell during Armageddon 2000

Owen Hart refuses to descend from the roof.

So much fail so far how about Ryback loses to Barry Stevens?

first one I though of as well....

Bret Hart wins the Wrestlemania X Coin-Toss

The subtlty of how badly that would fuck up history made me laugh. :lol:

Make David Arquette a world champion..

Oh wait.....

If when the Outsiders first attacked on Nitro and Kevin Nash threw Rey into the trailer, what if his head had gone through the sheet metal and decapitated him on live tv..

Luger vs crush would have been ****1/2 easy, what are you talking about lol

Jeff Jarrett becomes world champ. Oh.

Mick Foley wins the world title...then shits himself.

Stone Cold Steve Austin taps out to the sharpshooter, and shits himself.

Edge cashes in Money in the Bank at New Year's Revolution, Lita shits herself.

Yeah, I got nothing.

Edge should have cashed in without vince coming out

Randy Savage is being held at bay by both Bret and Jim as Honky looms with his guitar awaiting to smash him in the Macho-cabeza.
Miss Elizabeth runs frantically to the back stage .... to enlist the aid of .....
Koko B. Ware.
The team of Savage and Ware are beaten for the next 20 minutes with Frankie shoved up Koko's @$$

At Wrestlemania 13, Stone Cold taps to the Hitman after five minutes of playing cat and mouse with Hart in pursuit of Austin (thereby portraying Austin as a wimp instead of the badass who passes out before he'll tap out).

Jeff Jarrett squashes and retains against Chyna in the Good Housekeeping Match at No Mercy '99. Jarrett then feuds with Jericho while Chyna becomes just another Diva who occasionally squashes jobbers on Jakked or Metal.

At King of the Ring '98, Taker teases tossing Mankind but gently carries him back into the cage on his shoulders. :)

Phineas Godwinn wins the 1997 Royal Rumble and ends Undertaker's streak at Wrestlemania 13!

Ahmed Johnson defeats Shawn Michaels for the WWE Title at Summerslam 1996 because Ahmed avoids the injury he would have suffered in our timeline (kidney disease subsequently kayfabed by Faarooq hitting his ribs with a board).

Edge cashes in the MitB case only to have Cena kick out of the Spear twice and beat Edge in a quick squash.

Both Edge's 1st ever World/WWE title reign and the MitB streak gets ruined at the same time.

Buff Bagwells mom

posting this even though all the "oh waits" are not what this thread is about

The Rock beats Hogan at WMX8

oh wait.

<font color=goldenrod>The biggest retrospective fuck up I can think of would just be Undertaker jobbing in any of his first 10 or so WrestleManias, before anybody even realized he had a streak and before it got hyped.</font>

I think people really only noticed it during his Ric Flair feud

Triple H never tears his quad... As big as he was before that I think the return from that was the thing that solidified him.

Don't debut Fandango

Batista doesn't get injured not forcing him to relinquish his world title the second time

DX never sends the Spirit Squad back to OVW

Also, no casket match at the '98 Rumble, so no back injury for HBK, so no five-year retirement, so no triumphant comeback/epjc second run.

Which means HHH wouldn't have anybody to turn heel against in 2002, and depressed with being a face, kills himself.

Kane does a Shockmaster at Badd Blood '97

Santino wins Royal Rumble 2011, eliminating Del Rio

Matt Hardy beats Edge for the MITB in 2005

punk grabs the mic and drops a pipe bomb about how vince is a terrible bridge partner.

The Nexus surrounds Cena, who runs them off before putting the STF on Barrett while he taps like a madman.

Instead of Paul Heyman calling Steve Austin after his firing from WCW, George Lucas calls and Austin ends up playing Jar Jar in Episode 1.

Planes went into Titan Towers instead.

<font color=goldenrod>When they first surrounded Cena, I honestly DID think Cena was going to fight them all off.</font> :o

Bash at the Beach '96. Sting and Savage are down, Luger is injured, and the Outsiders are about to capitalize, when Hulk Hogan comes out.....

....and actually makes the save, helping team WCW beat the Outsiders and end the "hostile takeover" right then and there.

Marty Jannetty throws Shawn Michaels through a barbershop window.

The Macho Man proposes to Elizabeth and she tells him that she would like to see other people.

Steph and Test actually get married.

Mae Young actually gives birth.

Val Venis actually gets his pee pee chopped.

Vince Russo and Ed Ferrara decide to star in their own sitcom after leaving the WWE. Russo is a New Yorker and Ferrara is the zany neighbor (think Seinfeld but with unnessisary plot twists and more unannounced celebrity appearances)

Bret Hart decides "I'm gonna take a few weeks off after Starrcade 99 and act like a manager to the NWO till I'm back to 100% after the match against Goldberg" (thus the Radicalz don't leave and we get to see Russo's original master plan for WCW)

Shockmaster doesn't fall and goes on to be 16 time heavyweight champ.

FourFifty rejects Vince's calls for Million Dollar Mania.

Surfer Sting disappears but instead of returning as The Crow he returns as a Thundercat.

How does that ruin anything?

Lex Luger would dress up as Panthro.

As long as its not Cheetara.

Bob "Spark Plug" Holly beats Stone Cold in the 1996 King of the Ring tournament after nailing him in the head with an actual spark plug.

Goldberg "pulls a Sid" and snaps his leg beyond repair while going for the Jackhammer on Hugh Morris. Thus ending his career and the streak... at 0

On 1/4/99 nitro Nash and Hogan wrestled an epic 1/2 hour match with Hogan scoring a clean pin fall to win the WCW title.

Aha, that's why Holly wasn't winning his matches! No use of a spark plug during matches! He might have held the IC title if only he was more of a cheater.

Sultan beats Rocky Maivia at Wrestlemania 13, thereby causing Rock to quit WWE and become lost in the midcard in WCW.

WWE hires Jerry Flynn and Ernest Miller as Tough Enough trainers and has them feud with Maven Huffman.

Anything involving Jerry Flynn is incredible. There's no ruining him.

Mike Awesome decides to do a Live Sex Celebration on Nitro (to celebrate a count out win over Roadblock on WCW Saturday Night) during his Fat Chick Thrilla gimmick. Edge sees this as a terrible idea, and Lita's titty never pops out.

I think Flynn would have gone far in the Brawl for All. What if he were to KO Steve Williams? Would he beat Butterbean?

Butterbean wouldn't have agreed to do the fight if he knew it was going to be Jerry Flynn.

Yeah, I remember when Butterbean couldn't knock down Steve Urkel within a one-minute time limit on Family Matters, so the Buttery One probably would have feigned injury to weasel out of a Flynn match. :)

Dr. Death doesn't blow out his knee during that Brawl for All match with Bart Gunn

Undertaker inhales while Tombstoning Sid Poopypants at WMXIII and vomits in the middle of the ring.

Skip Sheffield doesn't break his leg in Hawaii.

Ric Flair doesn't break his back. Thus we miss years of him falling on his hip instead.

Billy Whatshisname has a shirt that fits Lex Luger.

Good one

Sting comes to Starrcade 1997 in wrestling shape.

Just add CM Punk to anything

Ted DiBiase reveals his Mystery Partner for the 1990 Survivor Series to be...

The Gobbledy Gooker

???

Chris Masters wins the WWE Championship Elimination Chamber match at New Year's Revolution 2006. Edge cashes in Money In The Bank, but ends up submitting to the MasterLock.

Every scenario: Just add Cena!

I heard Ric was a heavy lifter pre-plane crash, after he changed up his style and adopted the more technical "Nature Boy" style. So would we have gotten the "World's Strongest Man" Ric Flair instead?

A spectacular fuck-up can still be a great moment. Great moment for the WWF. :D

I didn't know Sting wasn't in shape during that match. That is a new one to me. The only complaint I've heard about that match is the not-so-slow slow count and the Bret Hart finish.

Punk cuts his shoot promo calling out John Morrison as the shameless ass kisser who's the face of the company. People are more puzzled than anything.

The HIAC doesn't break at KOTR 1999. (I still think it was meant to break away)

After hugging it out, Eddie waffles Benoit with his title belt, and stands over him as Mania XX closes out.

After hugging it out, Eddie whips out his penis and shakes it as Mania XX closes out.

Tony Schiavone spoils Mankind winning the title only for everyone to change the channel and find out the Westminster dog show is currently giving instead.

...and in a surprise twist Mankind wins the AKC Best In Show title...:shifty:

Fink: Coming down the aisle, from Victoria, Texas, he is... BARON VON RUTHLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On that same subject, any time the Undertaker ever makes his entrance, if they just went with his real first name.

Seriously, just picture it....

http://youtu.be/yNjJCbWc6YA

The gong, the blue lights, the druids with torches, the kickass funeral march, and then....

"Making his way to the ring.....from Death Valley, weighing in at 299 pounds......MARK!"