"Wrestling is fake"
 

Does anyone else get annoyed when people say shit like that?
Those kind of comments really show the ignorance of people.

I didn't get mad when people would say "how can you like it? Its fake"
I did get mad when people would say "You know its all fake right?"

"No shit really? I had no idea"

I recognise that wrestling is pretty silly so don't really get annoyed about anything to do with it anymore.

I think "fake" is the wrong word though, and I think people who say it's "fake" are showing their ignorance. It's scripted. It's not "fake".

Oh, this thread again.

Whenever anybody says that to me, I just pull my johnson out, and piss in this hell hole.

Trollololo.

Wrestling is fake and I never got people who were offended by it "no! Its scripted!", no fuck you its fake.

Also dont get the people who need to say it, films and most shows on TV are fake too.

It's artistic combat

"Keeping up with the Kardashians isn't FAKE, it's SCRIPTED!!"

Maybe if you had a life, you have something better to worry about..

I get so fucking mad when people say that. Y'all know how serious I take my rasslin. A guy I work with watches the faggy UFC and he says rasslin is fake? Thinking about stabbing him.

How ignorant of people to call something fake fake!

I hate it when people use accurate terms that I dislike!

not everyone can spend their time complaining about the cops busting us for the use of illegal substances.

At least the next time Peep does something stupid, he won't have to worry about dropping the soap in the shower.

Anytime someone says it, I ask whether they would like a suplex or a figure-four leglock. Due to pussies being afraid of flipping on their backs they usually tend to say the figure-four. They learn quickly.

As far as results and stories and shit, I let them have that one.

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What the fuck does that even mean?

It would be scripted if let's say one guy was supposed to break this other guy's nose at precisely 2:35 into the match, but pretending to hit eachother is fake. Deal with it.

the correct response is to slap them in the face and scream, "that's an open hand slap!"

The correct response is to hit them with a Canadian Destroyer.

It means that man-children can feel okay about bitterly resenting the negative connotation of a word they don't like.

Last time somebody said this to me my reply was, 'so is Die Hard. Are you telling me you don't like Die Hard?'

Die Hard isn't fake. Don't be daft.

Kane Knight randomly bringing up my arrest record..

It's only annoying if someone brings it up as a reason why it's a bad form of entertainment. Like if the conversation is "I like pro wrestling" "Oh... You know it's fake, right?" That's when it becomes a retarded statement.

I get annoyed that now we see one of these posts at least once a week....

I know your pattern recognition is pretty weak, but it's hardly random.

Thought we were talking about pro wrestling..

I fail to see how this relates to Bobby Jaggers

I think everyone knows its fake, no one needs to try to look like Einstein stating "I have discovered that wrestling is fake, I don't think anyone else knows that its fake so I must tell them whenever someone brings up wrestling" though.

Wrestling is real as soon as indy wrestlers do flipz baby! Support the indys!

I notice the people who say, "Wrestling is fake," whenever pro wrestling is mentioned, are the ones with the lowest self-esteem in the room / forum / wherever.

And you brought up the concept of having a life. Are you still having trouble following?

Yes, people are trying to look like Einstein by pointing out the fakeness of wrestling. Considering the so-called "smarks" can't even seem to accept it....

That might be true up until someone responds.

ddp said it best you can't fake gravity

They just happened to have cameras in all the right places...not fake, convenient...

Yeah really. I mean Bobby "best nickname ever" Jaggers only just died like a few months ago or some shit and we are still mourning and people still make threads that have nothing to do with his "Jaggness" also RIP Vicky Venom. Rasslin ain't fake!

Pretty much.

35 posts and this doesn't come up? Fuck, you guys are slow.

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Gay homosexual faggots think its real

Aha, my favorite antagonist, Kane Knight, rides in on his high horse like a true warrior in shining armor. It should be noted that I never respond to people who say, "Wrestling is fake," because I understand they will not respect the <del>sport</del> athletic spectacle no matter how logically or emotionally one argues.

He makes a convincing argument.

I like this guy

of course you do :roll: :shifty:

It comes with the territory.

As opposed to straight heterosexual faggots?

Especially relevant since I named you by name.

Wait, I didn't. My point still stands.

I typed gay Wrestling into a Google image search to get an ironic photo up to post here. Just lot's of actual Gay men wrestling and fucking. It would be rude to not have a wank now.

http://www.strangesports.com/images/content/107803.jpg

On second thoughts....

Should be doing that move belly to belly..

Kris P is an expert on gay wrestling.

Danshoku Dino is the only one that ever does that stuff, and it's DDT anyways, a comedy promotion in Japan.

Just knowing how sex works allowed me to come to that conclusion..

I can see why you'd miss it..

It's nice to know that when you quote someone, you are critiquing the idea and not the messenger. Thank you for having clarified. I don't consider myself to be your antagonist, for the record. :y:

I guess this makes even more sense for a WWE-GLAAD partnership... both have large closeted communities!

where is DLVH for his take?

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Anytime somebody says this to me, I just quote J.R. saying "How do you learn to take a fall off a ladder?", although sometimes I add "or a cage, or the top rope?"