RockySucks very own wrestling thread!
 

Forget about everything you know about
history, because we've learned history
will always repeat it's self.

Yes we all know wrestling is scripted
and planned in advanced, but when it
comes down to wrestlers who left the
company, to "make big in movies". Only
to have their movies suck ass. Decide
they've done what they set out to do
and make a return.

I'm talking about The Rock, yes
back in the 90s The Rock was hot,
Other wrestlers such as Austin, Bret
Undertaker, know how to pass the tourch.

Yet, The Rock is still living in fairytail
land (maybe it's because he played a tooth fairy)
I really can't explain. But the fact he comes back
and say's he's coming to save the WWE from PUNK!!.

Excuse me, did I hear this correctly?
The Rock has been back about 2-3 weeks
and is already main eventing the Royal Rumble? :S.

And he's talking about taking the title away from Punk?
Who's held it for over 400+ days. I mean I give Punk all
the fucking credit for droping the title to Rock..

But Rock is a cunt, the fact he refuses to retire.
and pass the tourch is stupid as fuck. Look at all
the other younger talent, who work their ass off yet
never see a title match. Yet we have Rocky who well
sucks Vince's dick so much, he get's what he wants.

When Rock said he was going to save WWE.
we didn't need it saving, PUNK had already saved the WWE.
He's a better champion than (HHH, HBK, Austin, and Undertaker)
I won't include Rock cause we already know he's shit.

You lot must agree with the fact that how is it possible
for Rock to get a main event match so quickly?. Oh yeah
because the younger generation "PG FANS" crave Rock..

LOL.. So again Vince is thinking about is wallet.
$$$$ Is all he cares a shit about....

what is this I don't even

Yeah Austin and Bret wouldn't be anywhere near the main event if they weren't forced to retire and Undertaker doesn't go over talent in a high profile match every time he wrestles. I'm intrigued by the notion that Vince McMahon, business man, is all about the $$$$ though, I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

He only cares about money. What a crazy CEO.

Bringing eyes to the product is a BAD BAD THING.

The marks on this board have really been getting out of control lately.

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Why so serious?

Sick formatting, son.

you mean the big fish ?'s

I want to hear more about why making money is wrong.

Making money of kids is wrong, It's like Vince is selling sex to young dudes.

What's really adorable is he prefaces things by saying wrestling is scripted, then he goes off and confuses the scripted dialogue with the real world bits behind it.

Though it's also funny thinking of CM Punk as a saviour.

So you'd rather have a guy who's obsessed with ass's as a leader?

Hey, some of The Rock's films aren't bad!

So basically Disney is for paedophiles?

I would rather you explain more of this. I think this could get the thread some buyrate.

I'd hazard to say that only about 10% of the population gets those sexy feelings for the Rock as you do.

Walking Tall
Tooth Fairy (wearing a pink dress? wtf).
That other lame ass film with Sean William Scott.


so go ahead tell me again which you thought we're decent?.

He really is obsessed with ass haha..

Candy Ass, Boots to ass, and so on what a gay ass.

This was a joke right?

Walt was a creepy motherfucker.

I like Southland Tales but that could have something to do with Sarah Michelle Gellar.

The Tooth Fairy was awesome. And who could not jump for joy when they found out a sequel was being made?

Game Plan was SIIIIIIICK

i think my favorite thing around here is when the kids are so passionate about their stance they dont ever realize the sarcasm or that they are being laughed at


& P.S. Hayes why did you write your take in prose??

The State of HHH!!!.
 

How He Hammered the bosses daughter, was well a way for him to stay in the damn company, after he tore his quad, he was fucked, so him and steph got some kiddies, and HHh IS NOW CEO, of talent relations.

It's almost depressing as his losing streak at wrestlemania.
let's not forget, his Darker days when he was cheating on chyna.
and sable. what a whore dog this guy is.

He's a disgrace to this company.

The company was founded by legends. Now HHH is turning
it into a bone yard. fuck...

...

It was I puked all over my 77inch plasma screen...
while
wa
tching
it,

So since nobody else is going to ask, do your parents know you're on the internet?

What is the internet? Do you know what the internet is used for?
Gathering information, about the past, present, creating web pages, websites, while hosting on domain names. Watching porn, while watching films,
talking to friends, family over skype, and email. while updating your social networking "pretending to be social". Facebook, bebo, myspace, twitter,
then while being bored, browse you-tube and watch random crap.

It could be for anything of that nature, your mis-reading my knowledge
of how I use the intersearchweb. How many hours/days/weekends/nights have you spent refreshing the page, after page on this forum?.

I won't go into that because it's unfair, on ripping you.
Like I do when I have finished having a number 2 .

Edit: My reply was obviously to genius for your brain to compute, and register
information in order for you to comment back. It's ok everyone fails.

Vince used to sell Ultimate Warrior sidewalk chalk when I was little.

It was awesome.

all of that and he didn't even answer the question.

Fuckin' muties.

probably because this is not a real person. "intersearchweb?" come on.

Did you dress up and pretend to act like a drug addict?
running around shaking your arms, all over the place like you we're
having some sort of heart attack? Must have been awesome...

God damn, whiteyford just got HOUSED

Heisenberg better get his ass to the burn unit as well

I would have said google, however feeling the need of this nature
on this forum, people would get the wrong impression and think
I was advertising google. I used intersearchweb because it sounds cooler
than your mums breast milk..

I'm only going to tell you this once you horrible sock account...watch your fucking mouth when you speak about that man. I will hunt you down, cut off your balls, feed them to your dog right in front of you, and then I will crush your soul until you are nothing but a nutless crying shell of a human being.

OOOOhhhh what a big man you are. Let me buy you a pack of gum, I'll show you how to chew it.



Yes I did run rampant acting like the Ultimate Warrior.

oh shit he did not just talk about my mammy's breast milk!

If you don't have a dog, I will shove them down your throat and make you wash them down with spoiled tea.

You vile sack of shit.

Very disappointed that the first post does not rhyme. Formatting is misleading.

Most trolls live under a bridge or in their mother's basement, but you...you reside in that special quadrant of hell reserved for only the most sickening of society.

Is this flair wool again? Thought we had finally gotten rid of him.

You are like TPWW's less famous and far more worthless of version of HEIDENREICH, only you don't have a dick on you to rape Michael Cole.

I could re-create something special for you, however, I don't
consider myself a rapper artist, or teacher.. So I wouldn't be able
to make something magical. But you wanted something so here you go.

Ding, Ding, Ding, I got bling, bling, bling,


Hope this helps.

Rot in hell, scum.

leaves "poet" off of the list of potential rhymers.

Fuck you, you piece of shit.

Oh you have anger issues, yet you fail to use CAPS!!!!!.

It's OK i know people like you haven't been out the house since
birth, and have become so obsessed with staying in doors, trying to
be all ganster ass licker,but hey bro, whatever floats your boat..

Seriously, go brush your teeth with a running chainsaw.

Brilliant.

I tried this at one point, but I owned the chainsaw, and it
just made my teeth, more sexy.. I now run round pretending to be
a vampire, like Triple H in Blade I wasn't very good at acting.

glad you enjoyed. hope it keeps you entertained for years.

I hope you cry yourself to sleep tonight when you stare into the blackness of the night and realize that your soul is as dark and empty as the night sky.

stand back we have a keyboard ninja over here,
Oh wait no we don't it's just some Triple H Tom Boy.

I like this new guy. Speaks the truth. HHH is an over-rated piece of shit who would be pumping gas had he not got Steph knocked up.

Wouldn't call having sex with someone other than Chyna a dark day.

Hey HHH has to hear Stephanie mcmahons annoying nasally voice EVERY FUCKING DAY. The man has paid a price for his power that most men would not have the courage to endure.

This is probably your sock Gertner, but I figure I haven't worked the whole "Triple H Obsessed" gimmick in awhile so this was a wonderful opportunity to "get back to basics".

On second thought, this could be owenbrown trying to be "edgy" again.

A TPWW political ironic sock.

So do they know? You raise a lot of points but we're all still waiting on you explaining why a business making money is bad ?

RockySucks, you can still go choke on the most viscous batch of gopher cum you can find.

lol gopher cum?

Not sure if this is owenbrown or Heyman

it's definitely not heyman.

I like to read the title to this thread in the style of Vanilla Ice's Ninja Rap.


Go ninja, go ninja, go!

Triple H Tom Boy

The fact is I could be anyone's sock, however I have matching pairs of socks
in my draw, so I don't have a "sock" hanging around. The obsession with Triple H James is something not to be worried about, It's the fact that when HHH dies, we have to wonder how your health will get, will you go into depression and constantly eat fast food? to drown your sorrows? And end up lying on a bed unable to move. Then looking back thinking to yourself. Damn HHH why did you have to die, Damn, Damn Damn, GAME OVER!!!.

That my friend, is something to be more worried about obsession...

I like that this guy acts goofy, but as soon as someone steps to him, he drops the fucking HAMMER on em.

I'll be fine. I have my new addiction...

Who used to put carriage returns
part way through sentences?

A business is a company, a company, that profits, from it's customers.
weather it be ticket sales, merchandising, auctions or whatever else.

I didn't say businesses making money is bad, I said WWE making money
from kids pockets is disgusting. and might as well sell sex tapes. Do you really think Vince gives a shit about you?. or whenever a poll is made it's all rigged, they do not give a shit about their customers/fans. This is (bad business sickness).While Vince pockets over millions every year, kids are being suckered into his evil demonic "selling". getting me so far?.

A business only goal is to make money, putting the title on the Rock makes money, that money is distributed (in part) to the boys in the locker room. In no way shape or form is it akin to selling sex tapes because the audience is children, or basically since Hogan the wrestling industry has been a moral cesspool. In summary, you are a fucking retard even for a sock.

Also go ninja go ninja go....

I want to say this is Gertner.

Don't be afraid, of the truth, I understand you're getting upset due to your, lack of being able to reply to my comments, instead you call me names, weakness showing in plain sight ;).. The fact they put the belt on The Rock just proves again Vince only cares about his pocket. PUNK was drawing in way more money for the company, why did he have it for so long?. Rock was out for months on end, comes back bingo "pg era". kids go nutz... Rockyyyyyy Cena 2 at mania. just what the dream kid gang want... I rest my case. Now brush your face.

lol. keep guessing if you want to play "Guess Who" I'll play along.
I have red hair, and wear glasses.

No, your accusing Vince of targeting kids by putting the belt on the guy whose going to draw the most in the run up to mania, I'm pointing out that this has been the case since Hogan, everyone is dumber for reading this thread. Please, explain to the class why this is different from Hogan, why a company shouldn't make money and why the Rock coming back is a pg move where as Cena challenging for the belt wouldn't be?

Because Hogan, is a hack, and is nothing more than a cunt
you do realize, that back in the 70s and 80s the only thing kids had to entertain themselves with back then was dope, and wrestling. so it wasn't just Hogan who made the company money. Look at hogan now. He's washed up, got himself caught in a sex scandal. and his son killed his bestfriend..??? some role model.
Rock said He was done wrestling, Vince cringed gave him the title
so he decided to come back. as for Cena don't get me started on Cena.

When was HHH cheating on Sable?

Better yet, when was HHH going out with Sable?

We have a wise one, I was hoping someone would click on haha
yet no one did except you, you deserve a cookie,.

Some shitty poster used to type like that all the time...

Bret Hart, is this you?

Most users on here are shitty, ie:you. I mean it only takes a genius to figure out what a sock is, yeah you know those warm things made out of wool, you put on your feet ;').. For those wondering, It's the only account I have ever created, god I feel so smart for being awesome...

I like this new guy. I used to love playing that game as a kid.
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HHH does have a Jew nose too!

dope, and wrestling.

Get the fuck outta here you daft fucking child.

I'm old school. love my retro shit I do.

I like old school rasslin too. Some of the best matches were between people I've never heard of in towns I've never heard of. And Bobby "Bad motherfucker" Jaggers. Goddamn he was decent. Probably.

god how I love your comebacks so much... you earned my respect.

Seriously, are you a sock or 13?

Rockysucks, what do you think about trampoline rasslin?

Would you like me to be your teacher, together, we'll go on a magical quest, slay some dragons,
drink so rum, and along that path, we can paint rainbows?.

You still haven't answered the question.

Not really. however, I do know it has it's ups and downs.

I'll leave it for you to decide, because judging by my comments,
I've proven to be a lot more smarter than you.

we should be friends, I haven't got that many in real life :(.