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Bad News Gertner 04-23-2013 12:22 AM

Round 2 Hottest Chick in Wrestling Tourny. 2. Maryse vs 3. Kaitlyn
 
Layla pulled off the biggest upset of the tournament thus far, knocking off the 1 seed Velvet Sky. Tonight's match up should be a tremendous one and 2 seed Maryse faces 3 seeded Kaitlyn. Thanks for voting.

2. Maryse

vs

3. Kaitlyn

Lock Jaw 04-23-2013 01:47 AM

Really "hard" for me to decide this one.

Asmo 04-23-2013 02:18 AM

The toughest one yet. Damn. Heart says Kaitlyn. Brain says Maryse. But, i'll go with my penis here. Kaitlyn wins, two to one.

Immortal Moose 04-23-2013 02:23 AM

Maryse

whiteyford 04-23-2013 05:16 AM

Kaitlyn is the correct answer here, despite what CSL will have you believe and I'm not saying he has sex with puppies just that he is wrong.

Bad News Gertner 04-23-2013 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlickyTrickyDamon (Post 4187810)
Hopefully a large "one" step (clit-dick)

Can't decide yet. They are both hot besides Gertner's biased photo posting.

How is that biased? I posted two pictures. My third was a reason why I voted Maryse.

Corporate CockSnogger 04-23-2013 06:25 AM

Tough choice, but Maryse.

Shisen Kopf 04-23-2013 06:31 AM

I'll probably get banned for voting in this b/c it's "trolling" that I picked Maryse. I would like to troll her.

MoFo 04-23-2013 07:47 AM

Maryse BY FAR

Bad News Gertner 04-23-2013 08:11 AM

She's built like Howie Long.

Hanso Amore 04-23-2013 08:23 AM

Kaitlyn is a fucking butter face. Nice body, that borders on masculine.

Maybe I'm not the only tranny guy on tpww.

Maryse all the way.

VSG 04-23-2013 08:25 AM

Counting on all the "she's so trashy, I wanna f*ck her" votes on kaitlyn :naughty:

Bad News Gertner 04-23-2013 08:34 AM

So was I for Velvet Sky :(.

Btw Quarterfinals start early Thursday morning with Trish Stratus taking on Maria.

Tim 04-23-2013 08:43 AM

I voted Maryse because she's prettier

VSG 04-23-2013 08:54 AM

Can we have a sock check in aisle 2 please?

Bad News Gertner 04-23-2013 08:56 AM

Sock votes are dq'd. This isn't a contest to joke with.

Shisen Kopf 04-23-2013 08:59 AM

On a scale of 1-47 how serious is this contest?

VSG 04-23-2013 09:00 AM

50

ron the dial 04-23-2013 09:11 AM

in this instance, i will vote for maryse without hesitation.

Ermaximus 04-23-2013 09:33 AM

Ha! Maryse!

whiteyford 04-23-2013 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ermaximus (Post 4188108)
Ha! Maryse!

This is the moment I lost faith in science.

Emperor Smeat 04-23-2013 10:07 AM

Maryse

seapig4 04-23-2013 10:50 AM

A fan of both but I'll go with Maryse

Corndad 04-23-2013 11:09 AM

Riding with Kaitlyn till the end.

The Jayman 04-23-2013 11:11 AM

Kaitlyn is riding me till the end

Cool King 04-23-2013 11:27 AM

Kaitlyn, c'mon now.

All you Maryse voters are a bunch of crazy fuckers. #seriousbusiness

DrCrawford 04-23-2013 12:16 PM

I vote kaitlyn. kaitlyn is my number one. also maryse is a little too thin (doesn't mean shes not in my top few)

ron the dial 04-23-2013 12:24 PM

gertner's gonna love how close this is

Supreme Olajuwon 04-23-2013 01:30 PM

As they say in France, Maryse is muy bueno.

Lock Jaw 04-23-2013 01:30 PM

Still having a hard time with this one.

For some reason I find Maryse hotter in motion than in pictures. Pictures are hit or miss.

Kaitlyn is hot in motion and in most pictures... with the caveat that I don't actually like 95% of her pictures from pre-WWE that people post.

Supreme Olajuwon 04-23-2013 01:38 PM

You guys every see Maryse's vagina? It's very nice looking. Looks soft, smooth, approachable.

Kaitlyn's vagina? Dunno. Big mystery. How can trust your vote with someone who keeps secrets?

Maryse 2013

VSG 04-23-2013 01:51 PM

K-A-I-T-L-Y-N, W-E C-A-N W-I-N!

XCaliber 04-23-2013 02:25 PM

Ugh it pains me to vote against Kaitlyn but i'd say Maryse by small margin.

VSG 04-23-2013 02:35 PM

You are dead to me.

Bobo 04-23-2013 02:49 PM

Kaitlyn Kaitlyn Kaitlyn! I've jizzed at the thought of her more than any other Diva with the exception of Beth Phoenix, Victoria, Mickie James, Ivory, Gail Kim. I'd cause more flooding than the Ganges Delta.

stultiloquy 04-23-2013 02:52 PM

I've never understood Maryse's appeal, so Kaitlyn easily wins my vote.

Actually kinda looks like a cross-dresser without makeup.
http://i38.tinypic.com/sboqyw.jpg

CSL 04-23-2013 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supreme Olajuwon (Post 4188336)
You guys every see Maryse's vagina? It's very nice looking. Looks soft, smooth, approachable.

Kaitlyn's vagina? Dunno. Big mystery. How can trust your vote with someone who keeps secrets?

Maryse 2013

stellar stellar points

CSL 04-23-2013 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stultiloquy (Post 4188414)
I've never understood Maryse's appeal, so Kaitlyn easily wins my vote.

Actually kinda looks like a cross-dresser without makeup.
http://i38.tinypic.com/sboqyw.jpg

hey way to pick the worst picture ever

CSL 04-23-2013 03:00 PM

THAT KAITLYN BINT IS ROTS

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/answ...es_318_384.jpg

stultiloquy 04-23-2013 03:02 PM

Ah, good....for a second there I was worried that I didn't pick her worst picture ever.

CSL 04-23-2013 03:02 PM

4real tho, that tattoo on Kaitlyn's ass is stupidly hot/filthy

XL 04-23-2013 05:19 PM

Generic Blonde vs. Slightly-less-generic Blonde.

It's gonna be hard.

XL 04-23-2013 05:20 PM

:naughty:

Lock Jaw 04-23-2013 05:21 PM

I have decided I will vote for Kaitlyn.

HOWEVER, I would not be disappointed if Maryse won.

Bobo 04-23-2013 05:27 PM

Kaitlyn's got fantastic tits second only to Beth Phoenix. Bigger = Better. Just love to wrestle with her oooh yeah!

Bad News Gertner 04-23-2013 05:36 PM

I have a fear if Kaitlyn and I were fucking and she flexed her vag that my girthy cock would be flattened into a pancake.

Supreme Olajuwon 04-23-2013 06:48 PM

The fact of the matter is there are too many unknowns about Kaitlyn's vagina at this point to vote for her.

SlickyTrickyDamon 04-23-2013 06:52 PM

Irrelevant since this isn't who would you rather fuck.

Supreme Olajuwon 04-23-2013 06:55 PM

Of course it's relevant. We're looking at the total package here. What if she's hiding an unattractive vagina?

Ultra Mantis 04-23-2013 06:56 PM

Supreme is just warming up for the Nicer Vagina tournament, which will likely be running at some point next year.

Supreme Olajuwon 04-23-2013 07:04 PM

Whatever the case, we know Maryse has a very nice vagina. She has shared that with us. Why? Because it's nice. There's no need to hide it.

We don't know if Kaitlyn has a nice vagina because she REFUSES to disclose this information to us. Why? What is she hiding? Is Kaitlyn refusing to reveal her vagina because she knows it is a horrible, deformed monstrosity? I'm not saying she is, but it's possible.

And you have to take that into account when voting.

Maryse 2013

Lock Jaw 04-23-2013 07:09 PM

For all we know, Maryse's whole vagina could have been airbrushed and manipulated to make it look nice. Without Photoshop, it too could be a monstrosity.

For the good of TPWW, I will volunteer to personally inspect both candidates for visual confirmation and report back my findings.

Bad News Gertner 04-23-2013 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlickyTrickyDamon (Post 4188556)
Irrelevant since this isn't who would you rather fuck.

I plan on having sex with both women and then strength of Kaitlyn's vagina is very useful information

Corporate CockSnogger 04-23-2013 07:15 PM

I agree with Supreme's vagina logic, except in the case of Stacy Keibler. I can only assume she has a heavenly vagina.

Supreme Olajuwon 04-23-2013 07:16 PM

sometimes you just know

Corporate CockSnogger 04-23-2013 07:16 PM

Although I guess you could use the theory that George Clooney could probably touch most vaginas in this world if he wanted to, but he chooses to exclusively touch Stacy's vagina. I guess that kinda speaks for itself.

Supreme Olajuwon 04-23-2013 07:16 PM

but in Kaitlyn's case, it is the GREAT UNKNOWN

Supreme Olajuwon 04-23-2013 07:17 PM

and by GREAT I mean VAST

Supreme Olajuwon 04-23-2013 07:17 PM

and by UNKNOWN I mean CHASM OF A FLESHY CESSPOOL

Lock Jaw 04-23-2013 07:19 PM

Gonna tweet her that her "box" is tearing our forums apart, and that for the good of our community she should send me a pic.

Wishbone 04-23-2013 08:18 PM

*holds up sign* IF MARYSE WINS WE RIOT!

Bad News Gertner 04-23-2013 08:42 PM

Kaitlyn is a chav!

Corndad 04-23-2013 08:56 PM

Guess it shows the hotness of both how close this is. The last few have been blowouts.

VSG 04-23-2013 09:25 PM

In Kaitlyn, We Believe!

My Final Heaven 04-23-2013 09:25 PM

C'moooon just one more to tie it up

K-A-I-T-L-Y-N A-L-L T-H-E W-A-Y
I H-A-V-E A B-I-C-E-P F-E-T-I-S-H S-O S-H-E-'S A-W-E-S-O-M-E

<i>nonono wait</i> D:

Bad News Gertner 04-23-2013 10:08 PM

Wow this is gonna come down to the final vote

Crimson 04-23-2013 10:10 PM

BAM

SlickyTrickyDamon 04-23-2013 10:18 PM

Tim's vote shouldn't count obviously a sock.

Frank Drebin 04-23-2013 11:24 PM

TIM?

The Illusive Man

Heisenberg 04-23-2013 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank Drebin (Post 4188778)
TIM?

The Illusive Man


#1-norm-fan 04-23-2013 11:32 PM

Holy fuck. I did not see this coming down to the wire.

Frank Drebin 04-23-2013 11:39 PM

I know. Shepherd vs the Reapers was a great battle.

Heisenberg 04-23-2013 11:40 PM

indeed

Frank Drebin 04-23-2013 11:44 PM

Whomever is voting for Kaitlin over Maryse has clearly been indoctrinated by the Reapers. If Maryse falls, so will mankind.

Heisenberg 04-23-2013 11:47 PM

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me...3a1mo1_400.jpg

Curd 04-23-2013 11:55 PM

Wow, this the margin is razor thin! I voted Kaitlyn because with that bod, you know she can take a pounding! :devil horns: :drool:

She's also tall enough where Bobo and I can spitroast her without accidentally touching each other! :naughty:

The Condor 04-24-2013 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Curd (Post 4188828)

She's also tall enough where Bobo and I can spitroast her without accidentally touching each other! :naughty:


The Condor 04-24-2013 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank Drebin (Post 4188802)
Whomever is voting for Kaitlin over Maryse has clearly been indoctrinated by the Reapers. If Maryse falls, so will mankind.

A lot of vitriol for a hypothetical slop box contest. Drebin, our line in the sand has been drawn, we are now distinguishable

The Rogerer 04-24-2013 04:29 AM

Don't know how long Maryse's marriage will last. There will always be another sexual deviant who needs cover ready to buy a bigger diamond. "Ooh look at my very attractive (on paper) wife, I certainly don't have to daterape people when I have her to go home to"

VSG 04-24-2013 07:56 AM

Home stretch!

wwe2222 04-24-2013 08:06 AM

These results are a travesty

Innovator 04-24-2013 11:15 AM

Brain said Maryse. Heart said Kaitlyn. Penis said Maryse.

Maryse wins via split decision.

Ermaximus 04-24-2013 11:20 AM

CSL, is that picture the Miz in drag as Kaitlyn?

VSG 04-24-2013 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innovator (Post 4189079)
Brain said Maryse. Heart said Kaitlyn. Penis said Maryse.

Maryse wins via split decision.

Inno does NOT know :(

ron the dial 04-24-2013 11:57 AM

inno definitely knows. it's the rest of you muties that are wrong.

Innovator 04-24-2013 11:58 AM

My word is gospel.

Ermaximus 04-24-2013 12:01 PM

Well Inno, you do have an exhibit at Epcot named after you and all.

Shisen Kopf 04-24-2013 12:03 PM

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__..._(10)_copy.jpg

No

The Jayman 04-24-2013 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ron the dial (Post 4189100)
inno definitely knows. it's the rest of you muties that are wrong.

I am never wrong

Cool King 04-24-2013 12:07 PM

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__...0px-Maryse.jpg

Double No.

ron the dial 04-24-2013 12:10 PM

who makes these fat pics? fucking weird.

ron the dial 04-24-2013 12:10 PM

fauxwrestlingbbw.com

Supreme Olajuwon 04-24-2013 12:22 PM

So basically the reason Maryse is just another generic blonde and Kaitlyn is "sooooo hot omg I love her" is because while Maryse works out to get lean sexy muscles, Kaitlyn works out to get big bulky manly muscles.

And that is more attractive to the TPWW populace.



fuckin muties

ron the dial 04-24-2013 12:23 PM

latent homosexuality. it's ok to admit you like dudes, dudes.

ron the dial 04-24-2013 12:43 PM

everyone falls silent, contemplating their love of throbbing members.

The Jayman 04-24-2013 12:44 PM

Kaitlyn has muscles in all the right places

CSL 04-24-2013 12:49 PM

as opposed to Maryse, who keeps her biceps safely stashed away on her forehead

Shisen Kopf 04-24-2013 03:37 PM

Maryse is so much better. This is wrong. Gertner, just make Maryse the winner. The people who voted for the beefy broad prob caught a mini case of the gay and they like chicks who look like fellas.

Heisenberg 04-24-2013 03:42 PM

http://25.media.tumblr.com/747a82b85...u7vwo1_500.jpg

...the hell Dixie, get outta here!!!

SPOILER: show

The Jayman 04-24-2013 03:43 PM

Shisen's opinion does not matter because it is quite clear he is a homosexual


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