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Round 2 Hottest Chick in Wrestling Tourny. 2. Maryse vs 3. Kaitlyn
Layla pulled off the biggest upset of the tournament thus far, knocking off the 1 seed Velvet Sky. Tonight's match up should be a tremendous one and 2 seed Maryse faces 3 seeded Kaitlyn. Thanks for voting.
2. Maryse vs 3. Kaitlyn |
Really "hard" for me to decide this one.
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The toughest one yet. Damn. Heart says Kaitlyn. Brain says Maryse. But, i'll go with my penis here. Kaitlyn wins, two to one.
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Maryse
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Kaitlyn is the correct answer here, despite what CSL will have you believe and I'm not saying he has sex with puppies just that he is wrong.
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Tough choice, but Maryse.
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I'll probably get banned for voting in this b/c it's "trolling" that I picked Maryse. I would like to troll her.
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Maryse BY FAR
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She's built like Howie Long.
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Kaitlyn is a fucking butter face. Nice body, that borders on masculine.
Maybe I'm not the only tranny guy on tpww. Maryse all the way. |
Counting on all the "she's so trashy, I wanna f*ck her" votes on kaitlyn :naughty:
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So was I for Velvet Sky :(.
Btw Quarterfinals start early Thursday morning with Trish Stratus taking on Maria. |
I voted Maryse because she's prettier
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Can we have a sock check in aisle 2 please?
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Sock votes are dq'd. This isn't a contest to joke with.
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On a scale of 1-47 how serious is this contest?
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50
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in this instance, i will vote for maryse without hesitation.
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Ha! Maryse!
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Maryse
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A fan of both but I'll go with Maryse
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Riding with Kaitlyn till the end.
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Kaitlyn is riding me till the end
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Kaitlyn, c'mon now.
All you Maryse voters are a bunch of crazy fuckers. #seriousbusiness |
I vote kaitlyn. kaitlyn is my number one. also maryse is a little too thin (doesn't mean shes not in my top few)
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gertner's gonna love how close this is
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As they say in France, Maryse is muy bueno.
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Still having a hard time with this one.
For some reason I find Maryse hotter in motion than in pictures. Pictures are hit or miss. Kaitlyn is hot in motion and in most pictures... with the caveat that I don't actually like 95% of her pictures from pre-WWE that people post. |
You guys every see Maryse's vagina? It's very nice looking. Looks soft, smooth, approachable.
Kaitlyn's vagina? Dunno. Big mystery. How can trust your vote with someone who keeps secrets? Maryse 2013 |
K-A-I-T-L-Y-N, W-E C-A-N W-I-N!
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Ugh it pains me to vote against Kaitlyn but i'd say Maryse by small margin.
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You are dead to me.
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Kaitlyn Kaitlyn Kaitlyn! I've jizzed at the thought of her more than any other Diva with the exception of Beth Phoenix, Victoria, Mickie James, Ivory, Gail Kim. I'd cause more flooding than the Ganges Delta.
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I've never understood Maryse's appeal, so Kaitlyn easily wins my vote.
Actually kinda looks like a cross-dresser without makeup. http://i38.tinypic.com/sboqyw.jpg |
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Ah, good....for a second there I was worried that I didn't pick her worst picture ever.
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4real tho, that tattoo on Kaitlyn's ass is stupidly hot/filthy
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Generic Blonde vs. Slightly-less-generic Blonde.
It's gonna be hard. |
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I have decided I will vote for Kaitlyn.
HOWEVER, I would not be disappointed if Maryse won. |
Kaitlyn's got fantastic tits second only to Beth Phoenix. Bigger = Better. Just love to wrestle with her oooh yeah!
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I have a fear if Kaitlyn and I were fucking and she flexed her vag that my girthy cock would be flattened into a pancake.
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The fact of the matter is there are too many unknowns about Kaitlyn's vagina at this point to vote for her.
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Irrelevant since this isn't who would you rather fuck.
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Of course it's relevant. We're looking at the total package here. What if she's hiding an unattractive vagina?
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Supreme is just warming up for the Nicer Vagina tournament, which will likely be running at some point next year.
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Whatever the case, we know Maryse has a very nice vagina. She has shared that with us. Why? Because it's nice. There's no need to hide it.
We don't know if Kaitlyn has a nice vagina because she REFUSES to disclose this information to us. Why? What is she hiding? Is Kaitlyn refusing to reveal her vagina because she knows it is a horrible, deformed monstrosity? I'm not saying she is, but it's possible. And you have to take that into account when voting. Maryse 2013 |
For all we know, Maryse's whole vagina could have been airbrushed and manipulated to make it look nice. Without Photoshop, it too could be a monstrosity.
For the good of TPWW, I will volunteer to personally inspect both candidates for visual confirmation and report back my findings. |
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I agree with Supreme's vagina logic, except in the case of Stacy Keibler. I can only assume she has a heavenly vagina.
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sometimes you just know
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Although I guess you could use the theory that George Clooney could probably touch most vaginas in this world if he wanted to, but he chooses to exclusively touch Stacy's vagina. I guess that kinda speaks for itself.
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but in Kaitlyn's case, it is the GREAT UNKNOWN
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and by GREAT I mean VAST
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and by UNKNOWN I mean CHASM OF A FLESHY CESSPOOL
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Gonna tweet her that her "box" is tearing our forums apart, and that for the good of our community she should send me a pic.
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*holds up sign* IF MARYSE WINS WE RIOT!
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Kaitlyn is a chav!
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Guess it shows the hotness of both how close this is. The last few have been blowouts.
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In Kaitlyn, We Believe!
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C'moooon just one more to tie it up
K-A-I-T-L-Y-N A-L-L T-H-E W-A-Y I H-A-V-E A B-I-C-E-P F-E-T-I-S-H S-O S-H-E-'S A-W-E-S-O-M-E <i>nonono wait</i> D: |
Wow this is gonna come down to the final vote
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BAM
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Tim's vote shouldn't count obviously a sock.
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TIM?
The Illusive Man |
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Holy fuck. I did not see this coming down to the wire.
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I know. Shepherd vs the Reapers was a great battle.
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indeed
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Whomever is voting for Kaitlin over Maryse has clearly been indoctrinated by the Reapers. If Maryse falls, so will mankind.
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Wow, this the margin is razor thin! I voted Kaitlyn because with that bod, you know she can take a pounding! :devil horns: :drool:
She's also tall enough where Bobo and I can spitroast her without accidentally touching each other! :naughty: |
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Don't know how long Maryse's marriage will last. There will always be another sexual deviant who needs cover ready to buy a bigger diamond. "Ooh look at my very attractive (on paper) wife, I certainly don't have to daterape people when I have her to go home to"
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Home stretch!
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These results are a travesty
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Brain said Maryse. Heart said Kaitlyn. Penis said Maryse.
Maryse wins via split decision. |
CSL, is that picture the Miz in drag as Kaitlyn?
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inno definitely knows. it's the rest of you muties that are wrong.
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My word is gospel.
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Well Inno, you do have an exhibit at Epcot named after you and all.
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who makes these fat pics? fucking weird.
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fauxwrestlingbbw.com
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So basically the reason Maryse is just another generic blonde and Kaitlyn is "sooooo hot omg I love her" is because while Maryse works out to get lean sexy muscles, Kaitlyn works out to get big bulky manly muscles.
And that is more attractive to the TPWW populace. fuckin muties |
latent homosexuality. it's ok to admit you like dudes, dudes.
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everyone falls silent, contemplating their love of throbbing members.
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Kaitlyn has muscles in all the right places
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as opposed to Maryse, who keeps her biceps safely stashed away on her forehead
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Maryse is so much better. This is wrong. Gertner, just make Maryse the winner. The people who voted for the beefy broad prob caught a mini case of the gay and they like chicks who look like fellas.
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http://25.media.tumblr.com/747a82b85...u7vwo1_500.jpg
...the hell Dixie, get outta here!!! SPOILER: show |
Shisen's opinion does not matter because it is quite clear he is a homosexual
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