Rasslin' Fan 29's VERY FIRST Monday Night Raw is War Thread for 4/29/13
 

Tonight we get the explanation of John Cena's injury. Hopefully he has to retire.

Has not been officialized yet........

It's official.

MR SOCKO

And we're off

Big E vs Zeb Colter and Ricardo

wtf

HAHAHAHA at this Triple Threat.

What in the fuck.....

If Big E does not win......

:lol: @ this match.

Ricardo's shirt is getting ripped off.

Zeb is winning this.

By the way, I like Big E's new theme.

Ricardo's zuba pants are sweet

Big E loses this SOMEHOW and it sets forth the wheels in motion for his split with Dolph

Y'know, since triple threat matches are no-DQ, there should be a lot of interference in this match.

Big E has Roid acne.

Pants are coming off too I bet

lol at Zeb encouraging Ricardo to beat up Big E

Zeb owns nothing but fishing vests and khaki pants I guess

OMG

HAHAGHA

Unprotected head shot!

BUCKET THROW FTW!

For what it was I sure was entertained

Fuck you AJ!

Bitch. http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/icons/icon8.gif

Its gotta be the pants.

Ricardo wins! Uno Dos Tres Nino!

... where was AJ?

:lol: that match

Since when has a triple threat match automatically meant No DQ?

Cena injured blah blah yawwwwwwwn.

PS AJ is lovely

I wish I was a make a wish kid, Id wish Cena would go walk off a short pier

For quite some time actually.

You sound like a very charming fellow

Im still laughing over that bucket shot.

Now is the time to turn Cena heel.... :shifty:

So basically after the commercial we're going to see Cena suck a child's dick. Lovely.

I'm guessing Cena will come out with a kid who then tells Cena he wishes he would retire which leads to a WWE title tournament.

Really? Shows how much I've been paying attention.

Can't believe the WWE is putting pedophila on tv :nono:

The OTHER 4th wall.

"win a match tonight without doing your 5 moves mr cena..you can do it! "

jesus christ, where was this back in 1988ish when I was dying with 1/2 a heart

It's quite the shift in direction from the good old days of Katie Vick

That = Ratings

the rejected Cena Clones

I'm guessing they're gonna feed those dying kids to Ryback to get him over as a heel.

Fair enough for people to dislike Cena the character, the man himself seems such a genuine great guy.

Those 3 kids are going over The Shield...

"Feed Me Three!"

Im kinda pissed off this didnt exist when I was dying in the hospital back in the 80s

Honestly, the stuff Cena does with Make a Wish is awesome. Just seeing the look on that kid's face just meeting him is great. He deserves so much credit for it and all the time he puts into it.

Nick the Stitch is going places.

I bet the beeping sound was annoying until you found a fairy spring. Being able to shoot your sword again makes up for it!

Latin Logan

Very true. Doesn't change the fact that this segment is making me throw up in my mouth.

By the Shield, you mean 3MB, right?

URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FIRRRRRRRRRED

I'm glad no one is booing.

Wheres Gene Snitsky when you need him

Those kids deserve a better crowd.

No one's going to make a vanilla midget joke?

Too bad Punk is out or else this would have been a perfect moment for him to interrupt. The crowd probably would have still cheered for him though.

3KB aka Three Kids On The Block!

They deserve to be enshrined in immortality by having CM Punk come out and insult them.

Serious Orton is serious.

They apparently started in 1982

I already made the "Rejected cena clones" joke

Surprised Ryback or The Shield didn't show up to take Cena and the kids out.

Totally...but its only 5 minutes of a 3 hour weekly broadcast for us, and am sure it means a lot to the kids and their families who have been through so much...

Eat the kids and turn uber heel

then he'd die when he contracted whatever diseases they have

BOOK IT DROFORD!

Ok, 25 minutes into the show, we've had a triple threat involving two managers and a parade of the differently abled. BEST. RAW. EVER.

Guys its a 3 hour show chill out

Remember to vote in the Theme Song contest. Nomination period ends after Raw does.

Reminds me of Game of Thrones last night

Cody needs to drive out in a van...

Ok now this seems like a pointless match

Keep your theme bullshit outta my raw thread :foc:

ITS ABOUT THE SPIRIT OF COMPETITION HOW DARE YOU SIR!1!

I remember when Cody was the guy just on the verge of breaking into the upper tier. Now he's just a guy with a moustache.

Ice Cream truck. That'd be a hillarious gimmick

Scoop slams galore

"rocky" Rhodes

And not even a good one.

The first time I've said this in a while, the announcers are making me roll my eyes tonight.

Sapphire mention on RAW as a "handcuff"

Commentators don't even care about this match

Cody needs Repo Man's mask

Imagine this match about 30 years ago. Cowboy Bob vs the American Dream

:nono:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Woah!! Randy Orton looks hotter than ever. He will grace us with his presence next on <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23RAW">#RAW</a>.</p>&mdash; ★♥CM Punk's Diva♥★ (@Cenas_Girl_) <a href="https://twitter.com/Cenas_Girl_/status/329028025125580800">April 30, 2013</a></blockquote>
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So.. let me get this straight. This just got retweeted by WWE. Her name is Cena's Girl. Her real name is in as "Punk's Diva" and the tweet is about Randy Orton and how hot he is. Good God.

You can probably sneek some shifty stuff by them if you tweet with the #RAW, Ive seen some weird tweets on the app before

So that's Guru Dave's new twitter handle?

Wheres Ted Jr to help Cody and reform LEGACY 2.0

That superplex took entirely too long

Why is this match still on?