The Wyatt Family
 

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NXT / FCW fans chime in and educate the TPWW faithful on the Wyatt Family.

Shades of Waylon Mercy.

Should be good.

I don't really watch that much wrestling anymore, but that was pretty awesome...

It's about damn time.

Hope he brings the rocking chair to the main roster with him

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They are amazing. The guy with the black beard is indy wrestler Brodie Lee who is awesome.

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Here is Bray talkin' to Jericho at NXT, probably about books or shit.

Gertner, just curious. Would you be cool with a Wyatts VS. Shield feud if the Wyatts went over?

Hillbilly Shield

Two times I marked out hard last night. That promo, and the Perfectplex.

It wouldn't make sense, but yes a billion times. Fucking love The Wyatt's.

I watched NXT for the first couple weeks, and saw Bray Wyatt's debut on that show. I was enjoying him a lot. Then he got injured and went away, and I stopped watching NXT before he came back with his "family".

Are the two dudes who are with him any good?

Luke Harper (black beard) is fantastic. Rowan (red beard) isn't as good as Harper, but is still good.

Just your average Vanilla Giants :shifty:

Wyatts vs Shield would make sense in a power struggle kinda way but it would have to be heel vs heel so it would be no good.

The Wyatt Family should be getting the kind of push The Shield has been getting. I just worry that the gimmick will be "too much" for the campy, simplistic style of WWE right now and they'll end up getting watered down and eventually jobbed out.

On a side note, anyone else find it funny that we're getting to a point where there are more legitimate trios on the roster than tag teams? Soon it's gonna make more sense to have 6 man tag team titles than tag titles.

I loved that it was reported on the front page that the gimmick is based on The Duck Dynasty... Yeah, no.

For those not in the know, Bray, for all intents and purposes, is like a cult leader.

Also, the Wyatt family needs to be heels I feel, so if they ever feud with the Shield, the Wyatt family needs to be an unstoppable force too, so they can book the whole "Only The Shield can stop them" type feud.

I'd watch that.

Only 3MB can stop them

Edge, Christian and Rhino could stop them.

If we are talking about trios to stop them....

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Tons of Punjabi Funk could stop them

Shame wwe cut Percy Watson, they could have called him up as a third ptp'er

The sheep mask thing was pretty... weird, but it did serve to make them seem fucking bat shit insane scary. Looking forward to these guys debuts.

"Send someone, but don't send anyone that you want back."

Perhaps the most chilling line of the whole promo.

Kaientai!

I cannot tell a lie, I would mark out like a virgin in a whorehouse if after having run through the roster for a few months the Wyatt Family was in the ring calling out new challengers and the SHIELD theme hit and they came through the crowd and started brawling.

The Shield would have to turn face for it to work as a feud.

I could see it happening eventually and what better way to turn them than against the creepy rednecks.

With the shitty WWE writers, it will probably end up being a team of Kofi Kingston, Alex Reilly and Evan Bourne trying to stop them.

You know what I miss? Tag feuds that don't revolve around the titles.

Was just thinking how a tag feud between The Wyatt Family and Team Hell No while The Shield are doing their own thing defending the tag titles would pick up the tag division a little.

Make something like The Usos and 3MB have a feud that's mostly featured on Main Event and Smackdown with sporadic matches on Raw and you've suddenly got some depth in the tag division.

Tonnes of Funk had that feud with the Rhodes Scholars going on.

Oh yeah. That thing.

That was... something.

Bryan's got the creepy redneck beard going on. The Wyatt Family should try to take advantage of the rift between Kane and Bryan and Bryan's lack of confidence in himself by trying to recruit him. Kane tries talking him out of it, it leads to a big "will he or won't he" thing before he teases joining the family but ultimately "NO! NO! NO!". There's your feud.

And if he's willing, even let the Family cut DB's beard.

Looks awesome.

I hope they let him talk about Jesus like he did on NXT. Made it all even more creepy.

i'm into it. it also seems like the start of an interesting formula: giving big new personalities/interesting new characters some supporting role players as opposed to letting them drown in the crowded singles competition scene.

The only thing I didn't like was letting Harper and Rowan talk.

I think this is going to be the biggest thing of the summer.

I hope Harper and Rowan come to the ring in the masks.

Bryan, Cesaro, and Punk could stop them.

I thought there was no way this was true. I didn't think there was anyway someone would say that.

I was wrong. So wrong.:nono:

Personally, not a fan of Luke Harper (Brodie Lee). I've liked Bray's in ring ability for years, I think that he has a great future in the WWE.

Harper's beard would stop those vanilla midgets in their tracks.

Sort of surprised they brought the family up with him, but pleasantly surprised.

It just dawned on me why the name Wyatt was bugging me

Weird Science

John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt w/ The Wyatt Family for the WWE Title at some point.

Gangbusters.

Why can't heel a Wyatt family fight a heel Shield?

Weren't the Hardy Boyz and Edge and Christian both heel teams when they had the Ladder Match that put them both over?

Were the Hardys ever heel together outside of The Brood?

They were straight-up baby-faces at the Terri invitational? Wow, I'm remembering it wrong then.

Oh well, how about keep them both heel, but throw in a face Team Hell No with Miz or Kofi?

or any face-ish team?

They should put every big man in NXT together in the Wyatt Family (to include Mason Ryan) and say that there's a reoccurring pituitary glad disorder in the family's medical history :yes:

They're not actually supposed to be related dumbass. Wyatt is a take off of the Manson Family and Jim Jones. You must be like the idiot on the news section who thinks its a spin off of Duck Dynasty. Stupid people should be castrated and that's the cold hard truth.

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Even this FBDV knows greatness when he sees it.

Good to see St.Jimmy in good spirits.

I think I saw that guy at the last show I worked :shifty:

Oh ok, thanks for clearing that up. I literally thought that they were related. I literally thought that Luke Harper and Erick Rowan were literally his sons. Also, I literally thought that these guys were a spin off of Duck Dynasty. Thank you for clearing that up....
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Literally

Man, this is exciting.

Funny that The Miz said "these guys aren't Duck Dynasty friendly guys" on Main Event.

ABT's recent enthusiasm for wrestling has made me enthusiastic about the idea of watching wrestling.

It's been pretty entertaining, ya know?

I haven't followed nxt, and really didn't know too much about the Wyatt family.. That being said, I can not remember the last time I was this excited for a debut.. It's fresh, different, and creepy as all hell.. I can just imagine them stalking different people like a murder movie, finally capturing them, with segments every week on how they are torturing that person.. Can't wait to see how they play out

You're gonna love the way they perform on your T.V. screen on Mondays MIZ, I guarantee it.

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Well, if you remember, Zack Ryder stole his gimmick makeover from Jersey Shore... a few months before it was even on TV. How is it that lower card talent can predict the future?

This is prob one of the best responses to anything I have posted... Ever

Let's also not forget about how The Shield is a takeoff on Dog the Bounty Hunter and Chris Jericho is a takeoff of Bon Jovi.

Dog the Bounty Hunter is clearly a rip off of nWo Brutus Beefcake

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Oh yeah. I can dig that.

I never knew that IRS owned his own shrimp boat, though. Pretty neat fact.

IRS is Forrest Gump.

That is ridiculously good stuff right there.

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This is my favorite Bray Wyatt promo. Mainly because of the "I AM brainwashing you" line and the Jesus stuff which just makes the whole gimmick more creepy. He basically says he's more important than Jesus. Fucking brilliant. lol

GODDAMMIT I LOVE THIS GUY!

This is a quote from me in the NXT thread from back in June...

I seriously feel like this. If I wanna show non-wrestling fans why I enjoy wrestling I'd explain to them it's because I know something like this is gonna come around every once in a while and I'm gonna root heavily for it to succeed. I may shit on the writers and be terrified that they're gonna fuck this up royally but I still have faith that the company is gonna get the right people in there at some point to build stories like professional writers and they're gonna roll with something like this to the point where people will wanna pay $40 for a PPV to see what's gonna happen to this character.

Pretty great promo.

I wonder if Damien Sandow would consider joining him. He already has a beard.

He brainwashes Damien to his side, who believes that the Wyatt way is the way to truly help the unwashed masses.

He turns on Cody. Cody turns face and feuds with the Wyatt clan.

Would be good for all involved.

I want them to brain-wash Ryback.

I'm waiting until someone breaks it to Gertner that Luke Harper is

When he comes back, I'd love to see Kofi get beheaded by a Big Boot.

I know he is aware. It was a joke on how Gertner always shits on Indy guys.

I think the equation of Big Guy > Independent Background comes into play here

Everyone is technically an indy guy now. I think Gertner's hatred is more toward guys with the "indy stench". As in generic smaller guys who are known more for their wrestling ability than their ability to be a genuine major "sports entertainment" star.

Throw me the whip.

How about being a deliberate troll to garner "heat" instead? I bet he cheers for Daniel Bryan each time he comes out :lol:

I firmly believe that Gertner trolls way less than people wanna pretend that he does.

I see way more "NUH UH! I'M GONNA CLAIM THAT YOU'RE TROLLING JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE SPEAKING BAD ABOUT MY 5'9" 200lb INDY DARLING AND I REFUSE TO BELIEVE HE'S ANYTHING BUT PERFECT AND A FUTURE 30 TIME WWE CHAMPION!" than I have Gertner actually trolling.

The fact that Gertner has actually openly praised Daniel Bryan in his current role supports that.

Good point. I'd argue that Harper fits the WWE mold a bit more than most of the guys with the "Independent Background" up to this point. I'd even argue that he is probably the most likely to be a breakout star out this batch, excepting Big E. Langston.

<3 Harper

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not a big fan of any other forum I assume

This was my favorite promo:

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Whoever trimmed Jiro's entrance from this vid cut off the initiall "Five thousand years from now..." I liked how he tied "Mother" into the whole promo instead of just doing the Fallen thing. Especially the delivery of that last line.

Why?

like 85 percent of Gertner's posts are "trolling" somebody about who they like to fuck or what color they are or if they are owenbrown

(the other 15 percent about sports)

Pretty much. I don't have a problem with "insert wrestler". I do when people place unrealistic expectations on them. Every has a certain role.