The "Tedious Wants To Create A Raw Thread While TPWW Is Still Alive" Thread
 

WHATUP Y'ALLS.

...that is so not me.

TONIGHT ON RAW

HHH may or may not appear!

Ryback and Cena will probably say things to each other!

Chris Jericho will probably taunt CM Punk on his couch some more!

And other sports entertainment endeavors.

I'm really hoping for Chris Jericho vs. Curtis Axel and Randy Orton teaming with Team Hell No against The Shield.

Also, the Bellas will probably turn up to promote the Diva show that nobody will watch.

Michael Cole will say stupid things and JBL will verbally smack him down.

Brodus Clay and Tensai will have a match that leads nowhere.

Things will occur backstage.

An ambulance will probably be involved in something.

Actually according to WWE.com we're getting Axel vs HHH again. :wtf:

3MB takes down The Shield tonight!

According to the dirtsheets, its because the crowd didn't care at all about the Triple H concussion injury storyline. Was also going to mimic the stuff with Lesnar that had Triple H out for a few months only to return to get his revenge.

Scrapped that long build in favor of just mimicking what was done recently with Cena where he just brushed off being seriously injured as if nothing happened.

Ugh. Maybe they would have if it hadn't had such a confusing execution.

HBK passing out and pretty much flair-flopping in the ring was shocking and impactful. HHH just slowly fading out was uncomfortable to watch and hard to tell what they were going for.

Hopefully Triple H puts over Axel clean tonight.

Jesus fucking Christ AXEL IS A HEEL HE SHOULDN'T GO OVER CLEAN AGAINST A MAN WITH MORE CHAMPIONSHIPS THAN YOU HAVE FINGERS. He should go over due to HHH's head issues and maybe a foot-grab by Heyman.

I miss All Grown Up. :(

Steph in the house, very nicceeeee

Stephanie wears the pants in the hhh family

Yay Stephanie! ...boo public castration.

Steph is quite the MILF.

That would be cool if HHH came out and put that woman in her place.

Damn, Triple H's wife won't let him compete. That's a bit embarrassing.

Oooh Steph heeling it up.

It's a McMahon Reunion

McMahon family appearances have been missing from WWE programming for way too long.

Will Linda come out?

A random Shane appearance would be great.

Vince looks so much better without his hair parted

Vince getting his stupid walk on. This will be good.

Is that what that was? no joke I was wondering WTF was up with his hair.

I have a feeling we're going to see Triple H/Axel at Payback. I'm not sure if I want to see that.

lol "Give us some blood."

yeah he had his hair parted like a dweeb for a few years. looked awful

I miss heel Vince

Lol what

Oh shit

Vince mentioning Kofi. A future push ? doubt it.

Oh hey, let's just stand here in the ring instead of escaping. It's cool.

Well that's a good time for a commercial.

I would like to believe that but I won't get my hopes up.

Wait, I just tuned in when I heard Vince and Stephanie mentioned and caught "You're all below Triple H". What did Vince say?

Just ignore the shield and they'll go away

That HHH won't compete and that fans should have compassion, it isn't a blood sport.

...that was retarded.

Well that was lackluster, I wanted to see that interaction.

THEN YOU SHOULD DOWNLOAD THE WWE APP #fuckthisappbullshit

Daniel Bryan is the goddamn man!

So that was all just a tease then, huh? Blah.

What happened?

Nice way to schlep their product. NOW!!!! DOWNLOAD THE WWE APP AND SEE COMPLETE SEGMENTS !!!!

Actually Cole, Rollins was pinned in a 6-man-tag match. :(

Did that whale to ant ratio comment by King make sense to anyone?

Yes. The big things are dying out and the tiny things are plentiful. Therefore a tiny little man like Daniel Bryan should take heart.

When was this??

I'll say I like the app to be able to watch the matches during commercials

Ok thanks I missed DB as the frame for the commen

During the elimination tag match on the 5/13 Raw by Cena.

I also wish to know when this was. I think there may be some confusion to when he was defeated in a singles match.

I... love... Orton.

Its official Triple H keeps his balls in his wife's purse

Ah. Well that doesn't count since it wasn't a regular 6-man match. ...or something.

Jesus fucking Christ AXEL WINNING BECAUSE OF HEAD ISSUES IS WHAT I MEANT BY "CLEAN." Winning a match because your opponent was hurt and you beat him is pretty much what wrestling is about. Two weeks ago, the focus at the end of RAW was removed from Axel. All I want is some attention on him like there was last week when he beat Cena.

Yea, I guess.

Anyone who thinks Taker isn't coming back to face the Shield needs to pay more attention to these "their yard" comments they keep making.

Turn the shield face and have hhh as a heel form SLEDGEHAMMER to beat them

A clean win is winning on your own merits with no cheating or unfair advantages. Beating someone suffering from post-concussion affects and who probably shouldn't be competing is not winning clean.

SLEDGEHAMMER'S theme would be done by Peter Gabriel

I want as little attention on Axel as possible at all times. They had it right 3 weeks ago when he was jobbing to Jey Uso.

Triple H vs. Axel at Payback would be fine. Triple H should make it an "Unsanctioned Street Fight" since he can't get medical clearance or something. Triple H and Axel beat the shit out of each other and just as it looks like Triple H is about to win, Heyman gets in the ring to protect his client. Triple H gives Heyman another awesome Pedigree and Axel manages to get his hands on a sledgehammer that had been introduced by Triple H and cracks him in the jaw and gets the pin.

* Triple H looks like a beast for competing and holding his own despite not being medically cleared.

* The fans get to hold onto the belief that Triple H would have won if it weren't for Heyman.

* The relationship between Axel and Heyman is strengthened by Heyman's sacrifice.

* Axel gets a huge victory over Triple H in an environment that is his speciality.

* The storyline of Triple H's head injury can continue.

I don't, so long as they bring the first theme back.

Come on, fan -- you know that was Jimmy Uso. :roll:

This would actually be fine with me which makes me believe that one of us is on drugs.

So we're discussing the semantics of what is a clean win or not. Fine, I'll give you your definition, but consider that Axel's own merits would be what puts the nail in the Triple H coffin -- without the implication being that Axel didn't really do anything to bring on Triple H's defeat.

Crowd is on fire tonight. Where are they?

damn Bryan is over

Apropos of BECAUSE I CAN:

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HOLY FUCK! Daniel Bryan!

Semantics be damned, it's professional wrestling.

Was it?

In that case, inexcusable.

Seth Rollins needs a voice box transplant

Top rope frankenbryan

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tears of joy

Fuck where is Gertner I want to gloat damnit!

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Good. Another Del Rio v Big E match.

First ever contract signing via satellite

I thought last week's Raw was the return match, and last week's Smackdown was the rubber match?

Or something.

They had a rubber match. Then Langston tied it up again.

Tonight... Rubber Match part 2.

AKA: We don't know what the fuck to do with ADR while Ziggler is out to keep people reminded that they're feuding.

Daniel Bryan was awesome in that match.

Great Hartford crowd tonight. Way more alive than they were for WMXI.

Diesel v. HBK and Backlund v. Hart

F*ck Lawrence Taylor.

they've had enough matches to have another rubber match.

Would it really be the first?

Is this the third match just for RAW since it sounds like they are ignoring whatever happens on Smackdown for the "rubber" match meaning.

I feel like one of the matches was on Main Event.

Isn't Mark Henry supposed to be in the dreaded 'Da Nucklear Heet Dawghouze!' for not wanting to work injured and HHH not working injured is a storyline.

lulz.

The reverse Snitsky.

Daniel Bryan goes Benoit all over everybody's asses.

You would think HHH would be there already if he's in charge and shit.

Good 'ol ball-less HHH.

HHH should hit her. I'm done with this storyline.

5/20 Raw: Big E beats ADR
5/21 Main Event: ADR beats Big E
5/27 Raw: ADR beats Big E
5/31 Smackdown: Big E beats ADR

As he is right now Steph is right about Curtis Axel.