It's Kira's Monday Night RAW THREAD now kneel before Zod I mean... Kira
 

Finally made one now Lets go people!

My knees are too sore, so I'll recline instead! :)

Reclining is fine I'm not a monster.

As a reminder, Frank Drebin will be signing TPWW merch for the low low price of $50 per item at Shoeless Joe's before the Payback PPV this Sunday. Come out and have a drink with TPWW's newest star.

We will have punch and pie as well as a Q&A session with Heisenberg and a video conference with Crazy Edgar and Curd.

Also scheduled to appear: bartenders, waitresses and bus boys.

Hey,Hey I'm the only shameless self promoter here.

Someone needs to photoshop my avatar onto that Virgil pic.

Looks like a light crowd to start off Raw tonight.

Seriously, if anyone wants to meet up for a drink before the PayPal PPV Ill be around.

Who else lives in the Chicago area other than WeX?

Hardcore symphony in the background.

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_full/...rtisAxel_R.jpg

That's a stupid picture.

Time to Play the Game.

I wish WWE.com had a better, clear and simpler design.

Hhh curtain jerking..hmm

We have a new bell! :yes:

Time to maim the lame

We have Guru Dave!

Its weird seeing Triple H wrestling the opening match

Cue Vince or Steph...

Yeah this match aint happening.

... or maybe it is lol

.... and Guess not.

Brock will intereferre leading to Brock vs HHH IV

Lol so much for that

Wow! Curtis Axel looks very strong.

That new bell sounds... off.

DAMNIT

He did it for the lulz.

This match should have just been Triple H vs. Axel with Axel exposing a turnbuckle and bouncing Triple H's head off it. The Game goes down and Axel steals a pin but then Triple H doesn't move.

Arrive
DQ
Leave

Looks like Justin Roberts is getting fired.

I actually do miss heel Vince, but that was pretty stupid.

Didn't Triple H lose matchmaking powers on Raw last year?

HAHAHA

Yah, wonder if its intentional. Maybe someone is getting hit with it tonight?

They just want to show off the new bell

I hope this leads to another brand split -- Triple H takes SmackDown and Vince takes RAW, or something.

He's sporting his old hairstyle again.

Axel Wins Again!!!

Wow! Curtis Axel defeated Triple H twice in the opening contest.

lol this is hilarious!

I was actually just thinking that.

This is hilarious.

WOOO 60 min Ironman!

Lol 60 minute iron man match?

lol

Justin Roberts, The Star of Raw.

IRON MAN MATCH!! hahahha

Taking the bell :lol:

THE BELL IS FIRED!!!

HAHAHAHA!

Nope, but it did get used in some manner I guess.

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He almost knocked Roberts the fuck out.

Vinces motives are clear and admirable yet it seems so heelish

I don't know if they were going for funny or not, but that was surprisingly good for a laugh. I hope Axel calls that two wins over Triple H.

The bell is in the doghouse

I don't know where the hell they're going with this HHH/Stephanie/Vince thing, but I kinda like it.

I hate Face to Face shit.

Kane vs. Ambrose at Payback for the US Title, please.

:(

Daniel Bryan vs. Randy Orton too.

Serious question: Wasn't Triple H made the COO of the WWE because they thought Vince was losing control? Did they ever really explain why Vince is suddenly the boss again? If Vince is back to running the daily operations of WWE, shouldn't Triple H's position as COO be redundant? Also, wasn't Triple H told that he could not run RAW because he was too involved and shit like that. I know it's just an entertainment, but the power structure in WWE actually makes very little sense.

The Last of us looks like a giant escort mission

imagine if cm punk hadn't cured festus

There is so much sexual tension between Steph and Paul.

Vince was deemed unfit to run the day-to-day operations of the WWE, but he was still (and still is) the Chairman and CEO.

Please sledgehammer don't hurt him

This an acting job from Steph?

This is like, the most random angle in quite a while. Out of nowhere Vince begins to screw Triple H, and Stephanie seems to be in it as well LOL.

HAHA! Vince and Triple H get along just fine until RAW.

Paul Heyman, right? I noticed it too. Hott.

I am so psyched for this game its not funny.

Awkward

Just like how tag team partners never see each other or communicate in any way outside of televised shows.

But he's still running day-to-day operations?

I miss evil Kane. sigh

lol @ that crying kid

I actually love how Kane has become a more reasonable veteran.

McMahon Family Dynamics

I love how Dean Ambrose goes it alone as US Champion. Makes him seem like a badass.

Both Vince and Triple H have lost the power to make matches on Raw. I don't have any explanation for how they got it back.

Seriously, nobody has an extra bell or a sound effects app on their smartphone?

I really wish Justin Roberts had said "ding ding ding" into the mic.

Kane, the same guy who lit JR on fire, is now the voice of reason :)

He actually doesn't look too outsized by Kane.

I actually really like this Kane. His best work of career has been last few months IMO. At least the best since his run against Taker when he first came in.

Now he can be an unstoppable monster but at the same time can turn around the be humorous.

LOL the black referee brings out the bell.

He was helping him to burn some fat.

Polite applause for the return of the ring bell lol

He's still a monster you don't want to fuck with, but his teaming with Bryan and sessions with Dr. Shelby have brought back the humanity.

Pretty sure Johnny Ace had something to do with it and Vince got it back in kayfabe when he fired Johnny last year.

The bell is the real star tonight after years of loyalty and being put in the background FINALLY getting noticed.

I wonder if this whole Triple H/Stephanie/Vince "thing" leads up to either Shane or Linda returning.

Don't even try to think about it.

This is a good start so far to RAW.

*Bell fails wellness, gets nuclear heat, goes out in a big angle with HHH and Vince McMahon


*WWE starts a storyline about how Vince is getting older and taking it out on HHH


*Man of Steel preview during the commercial break


*Kane v. Ambrose feels surprisingly fresh