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Clockshot presents: The Super Post-MITB Hillbilly Deluxe RAW Thread 07/15/2013
So we got:
Dolph and AJ: On the Rocks? Is CM Punk no longer a "Paul Heyman Guy"? Will RVD and Ryback team up and wear similar ring attire and take the Tag Team Division by storm? /sarcasm Clark Kent's first full Raw on the job. Will it be........SUPER? The Red & Blue Samsonite crew. Will Wyatt Family load up the truck and get to Brooklyn? Or will the magic lantern teleport them yet again? All this and more tonight! Oh, and that John Cena fucker will probably talk about retaining his title. http://www.wwe.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2...C-homepage.jpg |
They should show AJ giving head to Big E in a TNA-like backstage segment camera shot behind the locker bullshit.
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Tonight's Raw will be MAKE IT OR BREAK IT for Damien Sandow!
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Also the way Orton is holding that case it looks like some kind of unwieldy body armor.
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That would make Big.E.Langston gay then.
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Big E bending AJ backwards for Anal Penetration would be classic RAW material
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Mr. Tipsters is excited for Raw! If Cena is kept to one segment and RVD has a match, this could be a great night.
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Drum roll?
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Is it me or is Maddox wanting to sound like Jericho
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what happened to the days where fans threw trash at people they hated?
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Where is the Mark Henry was SCREWED sign?
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Cena's out. Par for the course so far.
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The era of the angry ox.
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HINT HINT, Cena.
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Sure John. You do on a daily basis.
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ya know, people rag on the front page, but they are right about 80% of the time.
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MR. MONEY IN THE BANK HAS ARRIVED!!!!!!
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I'm sure Cena wrestled one of the Bella Twins last night.
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lol Dutch Mantel reference.
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So Raw is taking place literally 3 miles away from me. 15 to 20 minute train ride away and I'm just walking home to watch it on TV.
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Hey, Fandango!
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Is Summer Rae an option at this point?
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Oh, I am sorry, Boreton is out there..... he's better than Sominex and Nytol and ZZZQuil combined
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................It ain't the same with the brunette. :nono:
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I wanna see Sandow run out and cash in his briefcase and reveal that they put the wrong contract in it.
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Loving the Hillbilly Deluxe title.
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LOL! HE SHUSHED HIM!!!!!!!!!!
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Hey, fuck you Orton!
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So Orton/Fandango tonight then.
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Summer Rae looks kind of like the woman that owns the gym I go too.
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Well that was the greatest opening segment in Raw history.
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Out of soda, so I gotta resort to alcohol. Hope it don't put me to sleep early.
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Between <a href="https://twitter.com/RandyOrton">@RandyOrton</a> & <a href="https://twitter.com/BradMaddoxIsWWE">@BradMaddoxIsWWE</a> we almost have one complete beard <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RAWTonight&src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>— WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/356928393637408768">July 16, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Surprised Orton didn't make all of us resort to alcohol yet
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And all of my streams just died. :-\
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Randy Savage chants?
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Random Randy Savage chant.
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OH YEAHHHHH?!!!!
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I wonder if anyone would mind if I wore pants like that to work?
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Think the crowd forgot the reason for the random post-Mania chants were because that crowd got really bored during the Orton-Sheamus match.
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I can see the New York Crowd is in full affect already tonight. Love it.
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Match of the century
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Orton's new suplex reminds me of Taz's capture suplex.
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The crowd is doing a wave :-\
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Ugh. I hope Randy didn't hurt himself because Fandango jumped early on that superplex. I'd hate for Fandago to be Kennedy'd.
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Orton watching the wave.
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Did JBL forget that the Fandango - Chris Jericho feud is over?
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Damn. Crowd popped big for that RKO.
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Great fucking match.
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No JBL, Orton "might" be our future WWE Champion (not World Heavyweight Champion).
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Glorious start to the Maddox era.
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What does this mean for Big E?
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AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!
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Loudest Reaction to anything backstage in a long time...
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Can we rename poster AJ Lee's to AJ Lee's Broken Heart?
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The stream I'm watching is pissing me off.
It keeps freezing my internet, then the tab closes itself and reopens. It's happened about fives times already tonight. |
Long Ball Derby update:
Mike Cuddyer - 7 King Prince - 5 Now batting: Yoenis. |
Awwwww. Henry's already in the ring.
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Mark Henry "legit" retirement coming?
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Reeeeally hope Mark Henry gets another shot and wins but I know that's a long shot. :(
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Mark Henry is a fucking genius.
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Sexual chocolate chant :lol:
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Where are they tonight?
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Sierra......Hotel.......India.......Echo.........Lima........Delta..........SHIELD!
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The Shield actually "fixing an injustice" instead of trying to pretend there's reason for them to attack.
Fucker faked a retirement. Justice must be served. |
Mark Henry a sympathetic Face?
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Henry face turn?
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Henry face turn tonight?
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MF'N WIGS SPLIT
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Cena to the rescue?
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Boo these men
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IT'S THEIR YARD!
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Henry vs Ambrose for the US Title?
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The dirt sheets are claiming that a/the member/s of the Shield have heat backstage.
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I'm hoping against hope they actually give a reason for attacking someone this time.
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Hope Henry squashes those 3 bland, boring pieces of shit
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Zigs vs. Del Rio is next?!
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I hate this new camera work by the WWE
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Game of Suits? Might have to watch this other form of USA programming
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Guess Henry's supposed big face turn for SS is happening after all.
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So did Christian vs Ambrose happen and I missed it?
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DID HEATH SLATER WRESTLE YET!!!!
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Y2J VS RVD... Yes please.
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Holy shit! It's been a while since I last saw Chris Jericho versus RVD.
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