mike adamle's **PERSONAL** 8/5/13 WWE Raw Thread
 

Will Daniel Bryan have his gooch shaved by Mr. McMahon tonight? Tune in at 8 eastern time and find out!!

Will Kris P Vader show up?

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I'm interested to see how they convince us to get behind Christian.

I also expect to be amazed at just how over Daniel Bryan has gotten. I hope he rejects the corporate makeover and stuns Vince McMahon.

Christian could jump in the way of Vince McMahon's clippers, saving Bryan's beard but losing one of his own eyebrows or something. Then they can hype him up as sacrificing his eyebrow for the WWE Universe. The peep's eyebrow.

That would change the face of wrestling as we know it.

Some Christian/Vince memories:

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It would change the face of Christian at least.

So, this show's live this week.

Right? They're back from their overseas jaunt?

The follow-up:

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"Escort Mr. Flair out of my office..." I wish Christian has memorable moments like that as a babyface.

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"Michael Cole, huh?"

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Another Christian/Vince memory:

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"Stay out of my personal thread guys."

So wearing a suit instead of wrestling gear is more appropriate for the WWE?

Bryan looks a LOT like Sandow.

I am here

Stephanie McMahon is stil the hottttttest

Kris P Bomb

Yeup and the pony tail gives off some Classic snobby Hunter vibes

Did somebody say, King of the Mountain...

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I'm digging this promo and whole setup so far

Daniel Bryan has permission to use the dirty word.

Wrestling?

Bryan is really good at cutting promos these days.

Not digging that tie Vince, goddammit

Vinny Mc

I would mark out if Bryan kicked the crap out of Vince McMahon. Or would that be too Stone Cold?

We've never had a champion that looked as bad as Mick Foley... other than Mick Foley.

Mentions of Foley made my nips hard

Vince does not respect the beard...

Why can I see Vince getting his head shaved off by Bryan here?

I was gonna say the same thing.

Brutus

... Wade Barrett?

LOL! Barrett the barber!

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Well, that went as expected.

lol

THE BEARD IS HERE!

Ricardo!

Ricardo's back!

I can see Christian accosting Ricardo and costing Del Rio the match against RVD. Can totally see Orton and RVD being added to the match to get them on the card.

The WWE haven't debuted a new shirt like that in some time. I think Vince wants it to sell.

Ricardo returns!!! Bust out the burritos and cervezas holmes!!

Del Rio getting a cleanish win (in a heel sense) would make me happy. The guy could use some credibility.

I hope the crowd gives Ricardo the "Welcome back!" chant he deserves.

RVD 4:20 I just smoked yr ass

Christian serving as RVD's personal ring announcer here and showing some personality would do him good.

Did Vince say he has alot of influence over who gets to be champion? Getting dangerously close to that 4th wall if I heard that correctly.

RVD is basically here to take Jericho's spot as the main event type who's ultimate job is to put other guys over. Ill enjoy him while he's here though.

"Severe injury" :lol:

Love that he has the same music hes had since "walk"

Christian didn't look half-bad standing there in the back. Maybe he's taking his World Heavyweight Title shot pretty seriously? Or maybe it's just because I'm expecting Christian to look worse than he actually is.

I'm surprised that RVD is wrestling as much as he has.

Would love it if Christian adopted a Canadian version of Alberto Del Rio's character heading into SummerSlam. He comes out as a gold-wearing mountie on a horse at SummerSlam.

He can show off his prized hockey stick collection.

The Mountie taking Christian under his wing would be awesome, with a sprinkle of Lance Storm donning a gimmick of being a recovering chronic masturbator.

House show in nola at the end of sept

Cena and mark Henry in a hadicap tag match vs the Shield

RVD is looking good for a "vet"

Wooooooooo

Good match between Del Rio/RVD

Del Rio to beat down Ricardo?

Holy shit.

well, Ricardo is a face.

That damn son of a bitch!

Del Rio, you sack of shit!!! He just recovered from some serious piss

So does this mean a face turn for Ricardo or he just became Del Rio's "Sakamoto" ?

Holy shit!

Ow.

Ricardo's return to tv was short lived it seems.

Good use of the steps

Why is Christian just watching this?! Saving Ricardo might have got him over!

Good point. Christian bores me as much as Orton.

Punk vs. Axel will rule, but why does Punk not deserve an IC Title shot?

Could you imagine how fun a Christian/Ricardo pairing could be? Ricardo introducing Christian in Spanish would have been great.

I wonder if Ricardo will still have a job with the company? I hope he does. Maybe he can become El Local full-time now?

It works just like Universe mode in WWE 13. Hes prolly been removed from IC title consideration in this WWE universe so he can focus on other storylines. Him winning the IC title just wouldn't feel "real"

Eh, fair point. He's "too big" for the title, I guess. Or just not in contention. But yeah, looking forward to the match.

#OscarWildeQuotes

something wet in that box. Maybe a zonk.

Cody Rhodes dropping some Oscar Wilde.

There's water leaking out of that briefcase-sized box. I wonder what's in it.

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Yes, some Damien/Cody progession

I hope Cody smacks Sandow with a tuna fish.

Really enjoying this Rhodes/Sandow feud.

Hope the end result is a Cody / Sandow ladder match

I hope Rhodes has removed the contract.

Daniel Bryan dyed his hair really quickly.

I LOVE ME SOME SANDOW

I swear Sandow gets better all the time.

And Sandow was always good for the record.

"Cody Rhodes should be arrested! He stole Damien Sandow's property! In what alternate history is that alright?"

Professional wrestling, JBL. Professional wrestling.

Why didn't Sandow go back to get his case, Cody actually gave it back like Sandow wanted?