Parkmania presents: RAW Thread 8/12/13 - Heyman gets his head kicked in? edition
 

Does Heyman actually get into a lockup with Punk?

I think Axel runs down and attacks Punk causing the DQ and Punk cleans house but then gets wiped out by Lesnar.

I hope The Real Americans become #1 Contenders for the WWE Tag Team Championship tonight. It'd be heel team vs. heel team, but man it would be a fun match.

It'd make sense to have Mark Henry team with The Real Americans against The Shield. Put them over when Cesaro does something cool and put them in line for title shots at the PPV.

This Raw thread should be sponsored by Kaitlyn's nose

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Big Show's apparently medically cleared. I'd leave him off TV for a while and let him get into even better shape and that sort of thing. But I can see him and Mark Henry taking on The Shield at SummerSlam.

Kaitlyn's nose can sponsor and her breasts should do commentary.

We also have fellow posters Narc and Poit in attendance tonight, possibly The Fraze and tb1, but I don't have confirmation on those fellows, but yeah, hope they have a good time tonight.

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Miss that classic Summerslam logo

Sweet VHS cover

Yeah, haven't liked the latest SummerSlam logos nearly as much as the old-school/Attitude era ones.

No matter how good or bad tonight's Raw is, I can't wait for SummerSlam.

My view this year...

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oh shit, nice. I'm having good feels about tonight, but I've been in a good mood all day. Tried to be heel to some in a thread somewhere about WM tickets, but shit, they probably didn't respond b/c I'm not a heel anymore

When was the Heisenberg face turn?

I don't know, I'm confused right now

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Missed watching Raw live last week so looking forward to posting it up w you guys tonight.

Punk/Heyman should not even come close to happening tonight. I'm sure will be a Brock/Axel run in but that's all peaches for me. The last few weeks the brawls have been fantastic.

Curious they haven't added the Bellas to Bryan/Cena yet but not really complaining. Maybe starting tonight? Who knows. Give me that heelish Cena he showed in the promo last week and I'll be entertained.

Fresh Dropkicks indeed, Heisnenberg.

I think I'm actually going to watch live tonight. 8 o'clock, right? I just have the DVR set to do its thing.

He bombed a nursing home. I don't think you can be a face after that.

I don't know. That place smells kinda weird.

Think about how it smelled after all the old people had their guts airing out all over the walls. Colostomy bags everywhere.

Think about the lightened burdens of so many offspring.

I need a Yes Towel.

What if Mae Young was in there?!?!

Barret's beard is well on its way back already.

Ha! TPWW sign! Who's holding it?

Should have had Orton's beard shaved.

Just saw the TPWW sign, fresh

Where??

One of these guys

saw it....cool

It's in the "main" shot, towards the left. Where Maddox first entered the ring, you could see it behind him. I'm sure it'll be on a ton more. Sweet sign spot.

Hope DB gets a win over Ryback before the PPV, unless he wins and that's his first defense.

Wonder if Cole will mention "TPWW" and "Triple A's kids" trending worldwide.

The Fraze with the sign?

Do they not remember that Barrett used to be clean shaven?

I like Bryan as much as the next guy but a match with Barret doesn't scream "must watch" to me.

I'm gonna text Narc.

SHENANIGANS

Missile drop kick, sweet

Stone cold would whoop his ass

Who from TPWW is attending?

Is Wade Barrett getting pushed? NO! NO! NO!

@slik

Not sure which surprises me more. A Barrett Match on Raw or him actually beating a Main Eventer for a PPV in the same week

Thanks!

@heisenberg

Tb1 has the TPWW sign.

Narc also says that his friend brought a huge sign with his face on it, as well. Can't wait for that one.

Pretty sure I'm going to be focusing on our TPWW brethren during Orton's entrance

Rumors are circulating backstage that tonight will be the debut of Paul Heyman's gimmick where he snaps and becomes a bad ass submission mission, beating Punk cleanly and decisively.

Well he's there now, and he just texted me about it, so I think it's in.

I would like to take this moment to say I am totally fucking sun burnt.

Battle of the MITB Winners. Will Cody try to steal Randy's now too?

Would this be considered a heel turn for Orton?

TPWW Sign getting lots of play tonight.

I really don't see the hype behind Cody's stache.

JBL is killing Cody with the logic. I thought Cody was supposed to be smart?

i should have been there.. grr.. have a few friends there too. i might have promised a limb for punk's autograph

Look out for a giant sign of my face at some point.

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Nope just Dashing. Sandow was the brains of that pair.

JBL's kinda being a dick, really. Logic in wrestling feuds? It's not like it was Cody's idea to start the feud that way. He's working with what they've given him, which logistically, isn't a whole bunch.

Great seats for the TPWW Sign holder

It's Tb1. I saw The Fraze right next to him.

Is there some gray in Orton's beard?

Hope it's this one:

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Two solid match-ups to start of Raw. I think whoever voted No for three hour raw is looking foolish as of late.

Not paying attention to this match at all because I don't care about either guy

Yeah, half an hour in, no promos or segments. Still entertaining. Dig it.

i find it kinda funny that jbl or lawler haven't pointed out that cody's teamed with both of them...

That black and white picture is Narc, right? Haha.

20 man battle royal? Sweet.

Love battle royals.

I still love The Shield.

Effective promo guys

Andre the Giant's Ghost will have a shirt within 2 weeks mark my words lol

loved that shield promo

Andre the Giant is the only man who can beat Dean Ambrose apparently.

That it is.

Battle Royal, cool. I just hope that RVD doesn't win. Which he probably will.

Mark Henry & Big Show to challenge for the tag titles

RVD v. Ambrose would be good, though. I just know it.

He'd check his oil for sure.

Do you think that they sell the Wyatt Family sheep masks? Or did that dude in the crowd bring his own?

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I wish 2 Chainz would fuck off.

I enjoyed this Lesnar promo on Smackdown!

I'm glad that the Smackdown exclusive interview with Brock Lesnar is now being aired on Raw.

This is exactly what Brock should be doing promo wise. Amazing.

Yeah. He sounds like a goober live, though.