SlickyTricky n' Mingo present: The 8-19-13 "WTF HHH is a massive f*cking cunt" Raw thread!
 

Or the 19-08-2013 Raw thread for the normal folks :wavesad:

Ok, continue the bitching over from the Summerslam thread in here. I, for one, am greatly looking forward to tonight.

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I like this new Tag Team of STD and Mingo. Kinda like the Booker T and Golddust of 2013.

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Let the Blandy Boreton error begin!

lol Poit

I'm gonna be watching


who all won last night


I know lesnar won because people on twitter were saying he should come back to the UFC


I think daniels won but then orton cashed in and beat him for the title??


did rvd win??

By DQ yes.

Right on all accounts, though RVD won by DQ.

Yes

Even my wife is excited for RAW after watching the end of SummerSlam last night together.

So, who's gonna be in the ring to start the show: HHH, Vince, Orton, Bryan, or Cena?

I hope they address the utter scandal that was the #SummerslamScrewjob tonight. Christian deserves answers, retribution, and for one more match.

<font color=goldenrod>So pumped for this Raw. It's been a while since I can say that.</font>

Can't wait for this show to start, very intrigued as to where they go with the Orton HHH story

Also of Note tonight, where does Punk go? Obviously stay with Heyman but how can he go from Brock to IC Title vs Axel?

First class production from WWE, as usual.

I do NOT think anyone was expecting this guy to open up.

Oh hey Cena, I forgot about you.

"Nobody wants to hear from him!" My wife on Cena kicking off RAW. :lol:

Yup, Cena: "Daniel Bryan was the better man last night, then HHH screwed him."

lol Free Sabin sign.

I dunno if you are being sarcastic or seriois but LOL either way

Rep to the Mrs!

Great crowd tonight already

Waiting for an alien to burst out of Cena's elbow.

And as soon as he turned that sign around, they changed cameras.

SOMEONE pays attention on TNA, as much as they claim not to.

Can't stop looking at Cena's elbow.

Damn when did he get that swollen eye? From the running knee?

Also, props to Cena for wrestling with that elbow.

Well hell that's a big ball of an elbow.

Cena: Daniel Bryan won, but I wasn't 100% - BUT I'M NOT MAKING EXCUSES!

Woooooooo!

Maybe he went to the same bar Del Rio went to :shifty:

lol at the Yes Chant hahaha

see you in 3 hours when you are crowned the new champ again Cena :foc:

na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, GOODBYE!

:lol: YES chants once Cena said he was leaving

4-6 months? He's going to be back at Royal Rumble and win it again I guess.

Four to six mo- aw fuck, Cena's gonna win the Rumble again.

And this is a total torch-pass right here.

The place is going to explode when Bryan shows up.

Fuck everyone who hates John Cena.

Cole quit flip-flopping about your feelings regarding Daniel Bryan

4-6 months? Wow, Daniel Bryan and CM Punk are going to be the top faces.

Not Penny's Boat? Weird Lost reference sign tonight.

Where is my boy santino

Well this just got interesting. Hi Steph.

nice promo from Cena

John Cena should return at the Royal Rumble if he is healthy, but it shouldn't be in the Rumble Match. They should advertise his return for the WWE Championship match or something.

Hah! A McMahon interrupting Bryan before he can even speak. Narc going nuts right now.

lol someone has a "Great Steph, Rack" sign.

She is still hotttt amd will always be my fav

Cena could also return with new music and a fresh look.

Suck It

Oh shit! D Bryan has read Jericho's book of promos.

Oh snaaaaaaaaaaaap!

Oh snap.

Well that was uncalled for, Danny!

BURN.

God I love that Daniel Bryan guy.

Lie down with trash lol

He's injured.

I'd mark out if Shawn Michaels returned to aid Daniel Bryan in his war against Triple H and Randy Orton.

Not as "catch phrasey" as Jericho, but it works.

What did Bryan say to Steph? I missed it.

Talking about HHH "When you lie down with trash long enough, you start to stink."

lol. I love how passive aggressive Stephanie is being here. That whole speech she just gave was brilliant.

"When you sleep with trash, you eventually stink" (Re:HHH) or something very similar to that.

KICK HER HEAD OFF.

What a kunt.

Nice.

OH SHIT SON, where was this Daniel Bryan so far?

Dear anybody who cried themselves to sleep after Daniel Bryan lost to Sheamus at Wrestlemania:

This began there.

Thank you.

So is Daniel Bryan a bully, like Sheamus? Or does he get a free pass?

Steph as a HEEL is even hottttttter

Someone in that security group will eventually be a massively over WWE superstar if history is anything to go by.

"Stone Cold" Daniel Bryan.

hehe.. Grumpy Cat sign in the crowd.
and damn, Steph's being a bitch!

I really wanted to see a Yakety Sax chase there.

Probably not blowing his load.

"You can be a SOLID B+" lol

Fuck that was great.

Either you think this is actually funny, or else you're just a world class jackass.

Either way, go fuck yourself.

So the classic "removed from the building" bit... how does he get back in? Buy a ticket? Crash in in an oversized vehicle? Mole on the inside?

A PPV rematch for free?

Changing things up on Raw. Instead of opening with a rematch from Smackdown, we open with a rematch from SummerSlam.

Wait- The fuck happened to Cody's stache?

Double jobber entrance for the impromptu SummerSlam re-match.

Great start, can't wait too see what Bryan does, I hope it's epic.

I assume they decided it gave him too much of a personality.

<font color=goldenrod>Bryan fucking rules.</font>

Daniel Bryan drove Cena into using steak on his wound. I don't think PETA will approve.

Seriously? It looked like he was cultivating algae under his nose.

Watch the JBL-Cole Show on Friday to find out.

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Ugh, they addressed it. Watch the JBL and Cole show on YouTube to find out what happened. No, not gonna do that.

Kaitlyn clearly knows how to choose a twitter profile pic.

Cody is getting serious without the 'stache, that's what.