NFL 2013 Season Thread
 

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Fuck yeah!

Wooooo!

<font color=goldenrod>Stoked.</font>

Brandon Stoked

LET'S GO BRONCOS!

NBTs mom


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Wooooooooooo

Yeah listened to both the AFC and NFC BS Reports. :cool:

I just want the San Francisco 49ers or the Cleveland Browns to win the Superbowl. I don't think that's too much to ask. Fuck em, this is the war.

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I get depressed every off-season now because of no Simmons/Sal tandem.

Sanchez out. Geno Smith in. Welcome to the media circus.

I love Rex Ryan. People just "parrot" what they hear others saying.

Think there was some concern about his preseason stats and/or injury before the Sanchez injury that caused some doubt. Once Sanchez got hurt and Quinn was signed mainly as a mentor-type backup, it was only a matter of time before Smith would be confirmed as the starter.

Love Rex Ryan. Think he is wonderful.

Can't believe it's all back again tomorrow. Can't fucking wait. Love September. No more dull Sunday evenings. Yesssssss.

I also loved Rex Ryan from 09-11 but thought he kept chatting some pure manure last year which made me lose a bit of confidence in him. People were out of their minds saying he should have been fired though. Last year was his first losing season out of four, cut him some slack.

Broncos 33-Ravens 12

I wish Droford were here :(

Where did he go?

The Red Sox start NFL Kickoff week a little bit early by putting up 20 runs against the Detroit Tigers.

<font color=goldenrod>My office survivor pool allows multiple entries, $20 an entry. Decided to do 2 this year, only had one last year and figured the Saints would surely beat the Chiefs at home to avoid an 0-4 start and, well, we know how that worked out.

Definitely taking the Colts with one of my entries. Dunno about the other one though. Leaning towards New England. Would hate to use the Pats this early especially with the Jets rolling into town next week. But really the goal is to survive as long as possible. Could also take the Texans as I think the Chargers will blow, but the Pats seem like the "safer" pick. Either way I'm not a fan of taking road teams but there aren't any slam dunk home choices. Thought about the Steelers but them and the Titans seem equally mediocre.

Not ready to pick the Chiefs on the road, even against Jacksonville, cause I dunno what to make of the Chiefs at this point.</font>

RoXer asked him who the hottest MLB player was and he never answered and just quit the forums.

<font color=goldenrod>Super quick predictions for the season:

NFC
1. Falcons
2. Seahawks
3. Packers
4. Cowboys
5. Saints
6. 49ers

Falcons and Saints are both absolutely loaded on offense and will score a million points. Defense breaks the tie and I do think the Falcons are better in that regard. Could see both being in the top 3 teams in the conference record wise, though. With all due respect to the 49ers, the Seahawks are hard to bet against since they'll probably win at least 7 home games. NFC East will beat the shit out of each other to the point where the division winner will have the worst playoff team record in the conference again. Hope I'm wrong with Dallas obviously, but they and the Giants both have good offenses so again I have to break the tie with defense. NFC North can be wide open but there's also potential for things to go very wrong. In the end I'll stick with Green Bay as the safest pick although their o-line is horrendous.

AFC
1. Broncos
2. Patriots
3. Texans
4. Bengals
5. Ravens
6. Steelers

Would be shocked if the top three teams didn't win their respective divisions, basically looked at their schedules and used that to determine the 1-3 seeding. AFC North should be fun. I'll go with the Bengals taking the step up and the Ravens being playoff bound again. A lot of people are pegging the Chiefs for a spot over the Steelers, but I dunno. The Chiefs schedule does seem really easy but there are too many unknowns for my liking. I'll go with the Steelers to find a way to put it together and avoid a rare 2nd straight year without the playoffs.

Wild Card
-Saints over Cowboys
-Packers over 49ers
-Steelers over Texans
-Bengals over Ravens

Division
-Saints over Falcons
-Seahawks over Packers
-Broncos over Steelers
-Bengals over Patriots

Conference
-Seahawks over Saints
-Broncos over Bengals

Super Bowl 48
-Broncos over Seahawks

Dunno. The playoffs are pretty much a crapshoot anyway.

MVP: Peyton Manning
Coach of the Year: Marvin Lewis
Offensive ROY: Eddie Lacy
Defensive ROY: Jarvis Jones</font>

I would cum in my pants so hard if the saints beat the falcons in atl in the playoffs

Yeah, just a hunch. Plus I kinda wanted to set it up in a way where Seattle hosts the NFC Title game. So hard to beat at home.

I don't have any particular dislike of the Saints, but I will say I'm a bit more partial to the Falcons if only for Osi. He was an asshole at times but I'll miss him in Giants blue. :( also love Gonzalez.

Just finished the regular season in my Madden game. If that's anything to go by (its not) the playoffs will be:

NFC
1. Giants
2. 49ers
3. Falcons
4. Vikings
5. Seahawks
6. Eagles

AFC
1. Ravens
2. Patriots
3. Colts
4. Chiefs
5. Broncos
6. Bengals

Also apparently Vontaze Burfict will win the Defensive ROY despite not being a rookie.

Poor Raiders can't even lose properly. Started off 1-1 and then lost 13 straight. 1-14 going into week 17. They won, and the Rams outsucked them going 2-14 and ending on a 7 game losing streak. Raiders screwed themselves out of a chance to draft Willie Duckett out of Auburn, being touted as the next (and evidently white) Cam Newton.

Don't worry, the IRL Raiders will suck and take Clowney next year and the universe will be in balance.

Every time the Bengals are predicted to do well they end up stinking like a butt. Stop it.

Bengals better stay away from the play offs this year. Fed up of them wasting a spot every year.

Really? A fuckin weather delay

Its the weather induced extended countdoooown! Do do do doooo. Do do do do dooooo

come on

Really miss Droford for this.

Stupid roxer being a dick to Droford

RIP

To whoever asked who Julius Thomas was when I drafted him. That. That's who he is

Fuck you, RoXer. I like you though. But fuck you. But I like you though. But fuck you.

Put the glove back on, Peyton.

Baltimore could have a decent pass rush this year. You could do worse than Dumervil and Suggs

Gooooo torey smith

Holy shit Thomas is nasty.

Pretty amazing TD catch by Caldwell.

This game might feature the most white "skill position" players all season

Peyton is from the South. Don't really care though, these Broncos guys like Decker, Welker and even Tamme can produce.

I agree :'(

"lol ravens"

That was rough. First half was great, at least.

Feel like I should provide some stat about the super bowl champions losing first and still being really good anyway to fill the Droford void.

Peyton Manning could throw for a shitload of touchdowns this season.

Just an early season observation I've made.

Maybe Droford is actually a genius and he only planned on staying here as long as Ed Reed and Ray Lewis were Ravens all along. Maybe Roxer only ended up being his "out". Hmm?

Going to bed at halftime of every Broncos game now just to keep in line with those stupid commercials and see how long it works.

MANNING FACE!

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Can the NFL thread recover and reach standards of MLB thread after the abomination that was the NFL offseason thread?

How is the MLB thread so significantly better than the NFL thread, RoXer?

Assman is the worst

Ossman is a wonderful human being with love for all of mankind.

Cannot wait for this Niners game but I do have a bad feeling about it.

That was Ossman but I'll go ahead and give some reasons. It's a lot more laid back, the arguments aren't as retarded, just better discussion all around. Nice vibe. Better atmosphere. Good acoustics. Cheap drinks.

Did a few cartwheels this morning after hearing the score on sportscenter. Pretty
much won fantasy this week. Although my opponent got Brady and he's facing the Bills.

Hoping EJ Manuel is the real deal and gets the jump early.

MLB thread is just a bunch of homers rooting for their respective teams. "wooo discussion"

That's the entire sports forum

According to ESPN, Tim Tebow still refuses to play for any other position besides QB. He recently turned down an offer by a team who was interested in him but for another position.

Also turned down offers from the CFL since either none were for the QB spot or he only wants to play in the NFL.

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Typical Aints fan. You can count the number of teeth and brain cells with one hand.

Fuck you with an AIDS dick Kris P.

I don't know about this, sure we have guys that fall into that group but RoXer exterminated Droford from the forums. It's pretty friendly in those confines; sabermetric talk, discussion about prospects, management style, NL vs. AL, recognizing guys like Paul Goldshmidt.

Really, like 80% of the posts are Vito talking about the Mets

Just as classy as yr hero roddy white

Saints fans shouldn't be allowed to use the word classy.

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Like I said, you can count the teeth and brain cells on one hand.

You could find a small sample size of similar fans of every sports organization in every American city. 100% guaranteed.

Of course you can, but if you applied that sort of rational logic to sports, there'd be no trash talk... and where's the fun in that?

I feel like the Ravens are probably having trouble practicing because all there butts hurt from the viciousness of that raping Peyton laid in them.

Apparently trash talk makes this thread suck!!!

-roddy white twitter
-deangelo hall spitting in colstons face
-michael vick dog murder

I heard something interesting yesterday, Brady is at 48 games in a row with a TD pass, the game he could tie Drew Brees' record is week 6 when the Saints visit the Pats.

Unwritten NFL drama is amazing

Always forget how much Steve Smith is the most bauss player ever
crossrine

<font color=goldenrod>Fuck I can't wait for tomorrow.

JPP boarded the flight for Dallas. :love: Only 3 players not on the flight were the guys already ruled out due to injury. Thinking that's a good indication JPP will play but I wouldn't be surprised if he's limited to just coming in on passing downs or something.</font>

Can't wait to watch the Cardinals win 3 games this year and then draft Teddy Bridgewater. FOOTBALL. FUCK YEAH.

RG3 or Russel Wilson

Eli or Shaub

Fantasy

Im leaning towards eli and wilson

Why are there always so many 1:00 games now, ten 1:00 games and two 4:25 games tomorrow

The season opener on Thursday and the 2nd MNF game usually end up taking from the 4pm spot for Week 1 games.

Another reason is CBS is showing the US Open at around 4pm so no games possible from them at that time.

why?

Wish they would split the games up... 4PM NFL Red Zone is pretty shitty cause it is always like 2-3 games

Fuck, they are? Hate that shit

That trailer managed to remind me why I love/miss NOLA and hate the Saints at the same time. Mixed emotions, no doubt.

LOL @ rdd

:foc: @ nbt

They never shift games to 4:00 though it seems like, seems like it's the other way around, like they try to have as few 4:00 games as possible, so annoying