The "If *NOC SPOILER* I'm not watching again until Cena comes back" Raw thread for 9/16
 

The spoiler being "if Bryan is stripped of the title" because, quite frankly, the idea of the authoritah figures stripping a champion they just don't like totally shits all over the entire Austin/McMahon feud and makes the entire idea of a face struggle for the title pointless.

Also MOTHERFUCKING DUSTY RHODES.

Best Dusty moment EVARZ:

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Wow, WWE.com is showing Bryan's custom "YES YES YES" side-plates. If this is a quick swerve they're going all-out.

Where the fuck is everybody. I AM THE FACE OF TPWW DAMMIT.

You might even call it a Dusty Finish.

Isn't a simple explanation for the fast count just that Armstrong was still dazed from earlier?

Hah! "They got us, Daniel." I'm loving this! lol

This is gay as hell.

Hey, at least he's "no longer" champion. That means he's still a 2-time champion, right?

so the title is held up? :wtf:

:foc:

I did not see this coming :)

Shawn? Hmm

He was the referee in the Punk/Undertaker screwjob a few years ago, wasn't he?

:lol: at the ref

By the way guys, Season 12 of TPWW Survivor is posted.

Vintage Armstrong

I want to see the new custom side plates for Daniel Bryan.

Saw this coming from a mile away. Maybe will go all Battle Royal for the Title.

Bah Gawd HHH is a evil bastard!

NOT THIS WAY!

Atleast his second reign as WWE Champion was longer than his first.

Well at least the laying out from an RKO was at the start of Raw this week.

I'm interested to see what Armstrong's role in this is. Obviously he wasn't ACTUALLY paid off by Bryan to fast count. So... was he instructed to pretend it was all a conspiracy between him and Bryan to fuck with Bryan? If that's the case, why would they not just fast count Bryan instead to keep the title off of Bryan to begin with?

So confusing. lol

Randy's Socks!

Randy's Socks!

7 more beatdowns to go.

Something something texted himself.

At this point Daniel Bryan is basically Hugh Jackman in X-Men 3. Giving a consistently mind-blowingly good performance in the midst of an absolutely retarded story.
If this hasn't in some way worked itself out by the end of the show I will be making good on the titular threat.

Kevin Nash thwarts another vanilla midget's title reign!

Kind of hoping this leads to a 14-man single night tournament, ala Survivor Suries: Deadly Game at BATTLEGROUND

The obvious route is that the evil regime has threatened to fire him if he refuses to go along with this.

So you can't even stick to your own promise of 19 minutes ago Tedious?

No merose.

Damn, Stephanie just walked away with Orton's balls.

Orton should have DDT'd Steph right there

Well there you have it. This night is gonna end with Orton handcuffing Big Show to the ropes and then kissing an unconscious Daniel Bryan.

Cactus Clothesline!

lol. I love JBL. Disgusted by Daniel Bryan's actions.

I wonder how many kids at home are asking their parents what "abeyance" means.

How long does one stay in a doghouse? I'm kinda sick of Ziggler jobbing like a dirty jobber. He was being handled so well!

HHH should of dropkicked the shit out of Orton for that outburst!!!! Damn Him!!!

I don't recall saying that I was going to stop watching the show as soon as it happened. I've already watched tonight. Get some language comprehension skills.

Top-rope butterfly suplex. Noice.

I'm really not into this match, and given who's in it, this upsets me.

lol. All those references to Lawler's heart attack during those elbows.

Good match

YES! You get out of that fucking doghouse, Ziggler!

Now he's done something recently to actually deserve the title shot he got last night.

Awkward.

lol. Was that announcement from Justin Roberts necessary?

really random announcement by Justin Roberts

Maybe they thought they were popping too much and they thought the fans were confused.

They sometimes announce that after a non-title match during commercial. Maybe they just cut to the back too late or something?

The Paul-rus.

... Not bad, Lawler. 6/10

Oh look, it's the human wastes of air time, Fandango and some cunt.

Damn. After Fandango was nursing his leg after the Miz match last night I was hoping they'd start a comically dramatic storyline where Fandango can no longer dance.

Jesus Christ, Summer Rae has some legs on her.

I should have clarified. I'm judging it as a 2013 Jerry Lawler joke.

The cream of the crap, if you will.

Though I can see a crowd chanting "Paul-rus" at Heyman. Sounds like something that could stick.

Why would they cut to commercial with Fandango? Wanting people to turn to MNF?

Michael Cole just learned the work "abeyance" during the first commercial break.

Yeah but Maryse is hot, right. :roll:

I'll be honest. Until a couple years ago, I mispronounced abeyance like Cole did.

The Steelers are playing. That's going to happen anyway.

SUCK IT, TRUTH!

Fandago and Ziggler win the first two matches clean. I am in favor of these two things happening on a weekly basis.

I'm watching a blurry stream, so I'm good right now.

AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM

Aww man, Minorities love The American Dream.......

But what about them doing "what's best for business" :shifty:

WOOOOOOOOOOOO THE SON OF A PLUMBER

TALKING ABOUT HISSSSSSSSSSSSS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONIFYOUWILLDADDY

Dusty's forehead bothers me.

Who the fuck is trying to what the Dream?

what the fuck happened to Dusty?

Did he just say Cody was a 4 time world champion?

"I heard there is a business proposition on the tweet."

:lol:

I'm sorry...But when was Cody A 4-Time Wolrd Champion??

Also Stephanie has no personality anymore.

Clearly he left out the "tag team" part but still.

He's lost weight. It appears he has been dining on less pork and beans as of late.

wow

LOL! Bed Bath and Beyond gift card! Fucking awesome!