WWE Battleground 2013 Discussion Thread
 

OK, so off the top of my head, we've got...

Daniel Bryan v. Randy Orton
RVD v. ADR in a Hardcore match
CM Punk v. Ryback
The Rhodes Bros. v. Rollins & Reigns
Brie Bella v. AJ Lee
Curtis Axel v. R-Truth for the IC title
Kofi Kingston v. Bray Wyatt for no apparent reason whatsoever
The Real Americans v. Santino and Khali in a match of the year candidate
Damien Sandow v. Dolph Ziggler (kickoff)

Am I missing anything?

Who's watching tonight?

I think I'm most intrigued by the Goldust match, which I never thought I'd say about a 2013 PPV.

Sorry, I only watch WRESTLING pay per views, not SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!

Of the 9 matches, there are only 3 I have any interest in. Might just tune in to the last hour and hope they are all within that hour. (Orton/Bryan will be at the very least)

Probably stream this if one of you fartknockers give me the link.

Ordering this now.

I'm still wondering how The Real Americans v. Santino and Khali got added to the card and Ziggler's on the pre-show. Will we see a cash in tonight?

Only if Sandow jobs on the pre-show.

So is Ambrose nowhere to be found? I almost have a feeling that they'll add him to the Rhodes match and make it handicap...or even add Dusty for a six man. :lol:

I hate that they don't just show me the Kickoff on the fucking PPV broadcast.

Tensai in a suit :lol:

hahaha

So, yes, then?

Haha, why does Ryback have to be beautiful, though?

Seems like they might actually show the kickoff match here.

All right, cool.

I really want a giant swing on Khali

Nobody cashes it in after saying they might cash it in, right? At least not a heel.

I was thinking the same thing.

Did you just see that Zeb tweet?

"Tonight we'll find out if a giant can swing"

:eek:

Impressive quality on the Xbox app. Can't really tell the difference between watching on it or cable box except I can't play GTA right now.

Well either that or Real Americans are going lynching

But that's probably not PG

PPV doesn't have to be PG, I don't think.

Titus is not making his commentary a win.

El Torito macking on Renee Young.

El Torito has exquisite taste.:y:

I don't remember Edge and Lita having any real power.

The Champ has the power.

Randy is figurative bestiality PG?

Did Tensai just pull a Corso?

All of the hair that was on his back made that beard.

What would he have put on his face if he picked Orton?

I want Tensai to become WWE's Corso full time

Amy Weber's bag.

Ricardo can fuck right off if he's going to stay with RVD. It's the worst pairing in wrestling history. If he doesn't turn on RVD tonight, this has all been a waste of everyone's time.

Trying to get #RhodesToGold trending. Hope WWE will pick it up as a tag team name.

Why is RVD flipping off of barricades when we can still hear the opening bell resonating in our ears? His psychology is ridiculous.

Going to be somewhat interesting if he doesn't turn considering RVD is rumored to be leaving or taking a break really soon.

Who the fuck wears a t-shirt with dress pants? I hate this version of Ricardo so bad.

I really think RVD and Del Rio are just trying to concuss each other

Hasn't he only been back for three months or so?

Just tuned in. Hoped this match would be over by now.

Yeah, I think so. Some of the kicks look brutal. #stiff

"I think I'll put on my black slacks and dress shoes, topped by a faggoty ass pink t-shirt" - Ricardo Rodriguez

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Between the haircut &amp; the pink shirt it's not hard for fans to mistake <a href="https://twitter.com/RRWWE">@RRWWE</a> for RVD's lesbian aunt. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23WWEBattleground&amp;src=hash">#WWEBattleground</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/387008788185624576">October 7, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Ricardo going to fuck up?

Does that bucket seriously say "RVD" on it?

Well, a turn is seeming less likely now.

Well, so much for a Ricardo heel turn.

Hit RVD accidentally at some point?

CROWD: We want tables!

RVD: How about a chair?

CROWD: Yeah, OK, that's fine!

So far I have seen RVD do three moves, making sure to say his name before each one.

Fans: we want tables!

(RVD holds chair)

Silly RVD that's not a table.

To be fair, I get the office to chant mine before I send every email.

"Clean" Del Rio win and Ricardo gets fucked up. Hmm.

Sweet. Pretty much destroyed RVD's arm there. Hopefully this writes him off of TV.

Awesome finish.

Seriously, how does RVD not come out of some of his matches with major injuries?

ZEB: Your main claim to fame is a deep fried chicken wing.

CESARO: I didn't even know that.

:lol:

WE THE PEOPLE!

:lol: Zeb

I love how Santino is quietly afraid of heights.

I am now pretty hyped for this match after someone mentioned a possible giant swing on Khali

...That seems to be a lot of support for Colter...

I have nothing else to do and have no desire load up the stream for this. But a swing on Khali is tempting me.

I hope they don't do that snake charming bit again.

Is it just me or is the crowd audio louder than usual?

Jack Swagger and Antonio Cesaro work well together as a team, it adds to their matches. #EWR #roadagentemail

DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Good freaking lord.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Cesaro is a fucking boss.

WE THE PEOPLE!

Freakin' awesome!

Gotta be honest, I didn't think the swing on Khali could be done. Glad I was wrong.

Simply amazing what Cesaro can pull off.

'Or like me a heel or a face.' Alicia Fox.

yeah that was freakin sweet

WWE doesn't seem too bothered by the face pops for the Real Americans.

T-Minus 5 minutes to .gif :shifty:

The new piss break since AJ Lee is too awesome to skip.

OH GOOD. A Curtis Axel match against a WHAT'S UP R-Truth.

Did Khali's legs snap like a twig? I imagine they would.

yes

R-Truth matches make me sad.

Let's all take a minute and remember those few months where we cared about R-Truth. RIP Little Jimmy.

Why is there no gif yet?!

If Truth changed his theme music and attire to respectable things, I might be OK with him.

Real Americans > Cobra