The Authority Unleashed: 10/14 Raw thread
 

Notification from the WWE app: How will "The Authority" unleash their anger on Raw?

Tag Titles Shield vs Cody/Goldy tonight too.

Fully expect "No Chance in Hell..." to hit tonight as well.

You are probably spot on with this. Also HBK tonight. Looking forward to it.

And just as I type that... "I got the looks that drives the girls wild..." hits lol

H B Shizzle! :heart:

Would not Shawn's eye situation hinder his ability to referee the Hell in a Cell match?

No more than it would hinder his ability to wrestle.

Well that fixes the Hometown Pop for Orton lol

Raw's in St. Louis. Orton's backyard.

I expect this night to go his way in one form or another.

WATCH MY HUNTING SHOW! Flashing across the screen.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Continuously beating up <a href="https://twitter.com/mikethemiz">@mikethemiz</a> is probably gonna wind up turning <a href="https://twitter.com/RandyOrton">@RandyOrton</a> babyface again <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RAWTonight&amp;src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/389907390725779456">October 15, 2013</a></blockquote>
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I followed a buzzard today, I also farted. Columbus Day

Pretty quiet for a Raw thread.

Every week there is a Summer Rae chant. She's more over than Fandango somehow.

Herpetologist, JBL. Not heptologist.

I thought The Usos were number one contenders!

I'm kinda looking forward to see how she actually is in the ring. From what I heard shes pretty decent.

Also, Summer Rae should cost Santino a few more matches against Fandango, leading to him bringing Emma up to the main roster to help in his fight.

so was cryme tyme

i just wanna pop in here and say fuck almost all of y'all.

thanks and be good, kids.

Hmmmmmmmmmm. Unless Truth goes out for jobber duty, this could go either way.

"Who is Xavier Woods?"

Says the GM of NXT.

I like JBL ignoring Cena and yelling about Xavier Woods

I don't wanna see John Cena's heart. It's probably icky, and black, and owned by Good Morning America. Since he's on there atleast once a week making some sort of announcement.

Not to sound stupid or anything, but is that Primo and Epico repackaged?

Wasn't this match on last week?

Is the bull Dolph Ziggler under a mask?

All except one of their matches have been against 3MB so far

I thought all of their matches were against 3MB. Impressive win streak.

I wonder how many times they are going to play that Big Show vid package.

Whoa they are advertising Main Event

The Bull may finally be the one to send Hornswoggle to the Unemployment line.

Uh-oh. Cole got bad sources.

Triple H is the WWE, bout time something tonight made sense

Scott Hall is coming back? THE Bad Guy?

No Chance...


Do it.

Del Rio? Really?

I remember when I went to a show like 4 years ago and I was the only one wearing a Daniel Bryan shirt. Makes me so proud seeing these damn reactions.

Al?

There's no one else?

Well guess Del Rio needed something to do till Cena comes back for the World Title... I mean his match in a few weeks.

That video package has all the signs of John Cena heel turn going down.

Never happen.

Only the pure brilliance and genius of Triple H could go from pussy-whipped cowardly heel one second to Satanic Uber-God of Annihilation the next.

Hate when JBL shouts What's Up to R-Truth rapping

Funny maybe once, don't need to do it every time.

I observe well that the heels support breast cancer awareness, but I assume they only support the fight against the cancer for heel boobies

"Stand up and say WHATS UP!? To cancer"

I like R-Truth wasting time here. Makes sense.

Ha ha. Truth burning the clock. Smart.

LOL

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>A clock is on the screen counting the seconds we have to watch R-Truth. Way to rub it in WWE. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RAW&amp;src=hash">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; Justin LaBar (@JustinLaBar) <a href="https://twitter.com/JustinLaBar/statuses/389921444647288832">October 15, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Jerry Lawler acknowledging the "Goldberg" chants. Is this a fucking sign?

Like the idea of using the Beat The Clock for more than just the Chamber but think it should have gone the other way with Punk-Axel first

Wonder why Brock Lesnar fan bought a ticket tonight.

Speak of the devil.

I hate when guys awkwardly position themselves to make the pin towards the hard camera. Ryback is the worst at it, because he always hits the finisher towards the camera, and then awkwardly jumps over the guy to make the pin from the other direction instead of just going into the pin.

Still can't believe that when R-Truth first turned heel (before they took away his music entirely) that the audience never responded to "What's Up?" with "You Suck!"

I love Beat The Clock, but it is best when it is several people doing matches.

Fuck, Triple H is awesome in this role. Seriously, he is the greatest heel authority figure ever. He has so much range as a character.

McMahon was always a dick, it was just a matter of him being an evil over-the-top dick or a loveable noble over-the-top dick.

I'm watching a stream from Sky Sports. It seems that Sky owns about roughly 80 different channels.

Sweet, AJ's back.

Stephanie is a terrific bitch.

She plays the role of "bitch" splendidly.

WWE 2K14's "The Streak" mode isn't what I was hoping. :shifty:

I am not sure if I will ever be able to take Brodus Clay and Tensai seriously again.

Tensai gonna go for a giant swing coming up here

*insert picture of Naked Mideon here*

I am glad Tensai found a home and is not jobbing to everyone like he was last year.

Triple H vs Big Show at HIAC could be a sleeper for MOTY.

I honestly didn't think Zeb and Swagger would have gotten this much mileage out of this gimmick.

Was a little sad when he first returned with a new gimmick and right off the bat the fans started chanting ALbert... not a good sign

I like Jack Swagger. He just seems like he has lost that inner fire that burned so bright while he was cutting promos in a crown with a ham sandwich.

Also, The Swagger Soaring Eagle was the single greatest mascot/manager ever. Fuck you, Hornswoggle, fuck you.

Why is it all I can think about for this match is Our Thread this week asking if we would watch a Porn with AJ and Tensai lol

Brodus is getting swung by Cesaro by the end of this.

You mean like how fans chanted "Husky Harris" when Bray Wyatt debuted?

If I was Albert, I'd be glad that people remembered who I was.

Fuck you for all of eternity for killing and eating that wonderful bird.

RIP Swagger Soaring Eagle

Gone But Not Forgotten

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Brodus took that Neutralizer like a little girl

Freakin Cesaro is such a beast.

Cesaro reeks of awesomeness.

Can't have Cesaro do that to tensai at the end of the match after muscling up brodus twice.

I hear he scored some tag team gold in TNA.

Put MITB on Cesaro and he will go up in stock, bet he has great luggage

So guess Cesaro does have a limit to his amazing strength.

Would have been crazy if he could swing Brodus after barely getting the Neutralizer off.