|
The 23/12/13 Raw Thread - Black Santa vs White Santa
So it's already been taped, but we can still enjoy it. Right? No spoilers please. :) |
I have not read the spoilers so I will be watching and hopefully enjoying.
|
Quote:
|
I HAVE read the spoilers. You guys are gonna freak the fuck out when Sting comes out and challenges The Undertaker for WrestleMania.
|
Oops.
|
Spoilers: Good Santa Wins
|
Mark Henry will own these three hours just for being Mark Henry
|
This Bad vs Good Santa already sounds better than Del Rio's random attempted murder of Foley Claus last year.
|
Nevermind Kane is in a Santa Hat. He wins.
|
Kane in a Santa hat.
|
Candy Kanes.... Clever.
|
Awesome, it's just JBL and Cole tonight.
|
Dramatic music
|
The Santa vs Santa match is first?
With the way they were hyping this Raw, it sounded like Santa vs Santa would be the main event. |
Orton interrupting the Authority. I like it.
|
Somebody gon' get on the naughty list.
|
http://24.media.tumblr.com/48566e7cf...rflko1_500.gif
http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/1745/albertobear.gif Ricardo: "I'm sorry, I thought it was a bazooka!" |
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Pretty sure that's not coal <a href="https://twitter.com/RandyOrton">@RandyOrton</a> left in your luggage. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RAWTonight&src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>— WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/415287571304808448">December 24, 2013</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> |
I like festive Kane.
|
Kane still does the fire thing.
|
F*** Yeah, Kaitlyn!
|
Oh look, a match including both Eva Marie and Vickie Guerrero. Wonderful.
|
http://m2.img.libdd.com/farm4/2012/1...50_800_450.jpg
This also happened in that match. Outstanding. |
Not that I'm complaining shes on my screen but why the hell is Kaitlyn with the Heel Divas??? I realize shes not on Total Divas and all but dont soil my girl here WWE.
|
Quote:
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__.../Simpsons2.png |
I love AJ on commentary
|
Fuck yeah, Kaitlyn!
|
AJ calling out Cole for thinking Rosa Mendes is in this match LOL
|
"That's Summer Rae. Rosa Mendez is at home." :lol:
|
Vickie Guerrero just took Nikki Bella out of the ring with one shove
|
The Bloody Hell.
|
What the fuck.
|
The fuck is this?
|
|
Quote:
Quote:
|
Poor Kaitlyn. :'(
|
Quote:
|
The WWE Divas Division - Screw your wrestling abilities, you're not on Total Divas so you mean nothing to us
|
It's <s>Hunico</s> Sin Cara!
|
Wow, his English is coming along in leaps and bounds.
|
I weep every time I see Hunico being forced to wrestle in a mask and curb his charima in half.
Also, every time I see Sin Cara lights. |
I would really like to know the WWE's reason for these terrible lights.
|
JBL is practically talking about circumventing child labor laws. What the fuck.
|
I am just happy to see Hunico get a push under any circumstance.
|
The video editing here is ridiculous.
|
Those sound effects.
|
The best part about it is the Shoulder Tattoo and how they had to edit into the new video lol
|
Also, I just want to say that headlock spinning elbow Aksana used didn't look completely terrible.
|
SO this is the guy who was going to sue the WWE a few weeks ago, eh?
|
Did I just see a semi-naked Big Show in a top hat and sash?
My stream cut to a break before it continued. |
Quote:
|
The Sin Cara lights need to go.
|
Well, Big Show is ruined. (Again)
|
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Big Show doing this Happy New Year promo in a diaper is proof that he still really needs that money <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RAWTonight&src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>— WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/415294531148320768">December 24, 2013</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> |
Huh, so he is coming back.
|
BATISTA!
|
THE ANIMAUL
|
Quote:
Quote:
|
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Love Batista! |
I'm sure I saw people crossing the road when the traffic lights were at red for the pedestrians.
|
I want to see Batista come out to a huge pop, acting like a good guy.... until John Cena comes out and was like "Hey, didn't you have a hissy fit and quit?" which makes Batista have a hissy fit and reignite their feud.
|
Loved Heel Batista when he was feuding with Cena.
|
"Luke Harper looks like a toaster"
No idea why I just thought this thought. |
What's up fellas?
|
Reneeee!
|
Oh, I am so happy THE ANIMAL is back.
That man leads to endless gifs, memes and represents everythina Cena doesn't. He doesn't wear jorts to the ring, he doesn't cut promos about doing the right thing or being the underdog or how much he loves the fans....he just fucks bitches, dresses like he has money and doesn't care and receives endless title shots because he can. I have missed Batista's presence so much. |
Ahahahaha, that guy in the crowd looking like a cross between Tensai and Tobias Funke
|
Just saw a J.O.B. Squad sign.
|
Can't tell if the crowd was booing or cheering for the Rhodes because of that piping/editing job.
|
They better not have the Wyatts enter during commercial. I want to hear that sweet jam.
|
I get the feeling that when Batista returns, the announce team will mention that he left the WWE and went into the world of MMA and was undefeated, and they'll not even mention that he only ever had one professional MMA match.
|
They have better things to promote than that: "Dave Batista, now a successful movie star!"
|
The Brotherhood?
I'm going to assume that that's their team name now? |
Cole wouldn't be very good at essays.
He never says who or what his sources are. |
Yeah, they mentioned it last week too.
Sounds kind of sinister. |
It's just "my sources".
|
Quote:
|
Nothing good is ever associated with the phrase "The Brotherhood"
|
Quote:
Quote:
|
Bryan FINALLY gets his hands on Bray Wyatt.
Sigh. |
Damn, I'm so tired. Finding it a challenge to keep my eyes open.
I kind of regret waking up early to beat the crowds to go Christmas shopping today. :-\ |
Santa needs to come in for the save here
|
Then reveal that he is a member of the Wyatt Family
|
Santa Foley can use the Mandible Claus again.
|
#HeelTurn
|
Really good match.
Whoever came up with the idea of constantly having 3v3 matches in the WWE the past year or so needs a big raise since they've all been between great and amazing. |
Soon we're gonna need a Trio Tag Title
|
Oh what the fuck.
|
Feel like R-Truth's purpose here is to ruin the song.
|
Hmmm, I wonder who'll win this one?
It's a real head scratcher. |
Did Renee just call him Adrian Neville?
|
Is this the first time 3MB has performed musically?
|
Santino and Khali should win.
|
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>A Christmas Carol signing contest. We believe the phrase you're looking for is "Fuck this shit". <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RAWTonight&src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>— WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/415307131139551233">December 24, 2013</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> |
I wouldn't mind seeing a Six-Man Tag Team Championship. Even if it were just held by The Shield forever. You can do a tournament to crown the first champions at WrestleMania XXX:
* The Wyatt Family vs. Los Matadores & Kofi Kingston * The Shield vs. The Usos & Justin Gabriel * R-Truth, Xavier Woods & Tensai vs. Brodus Clay, Ryback & Curtis Axel * Big Show, Rey Mysterio & Sin Cara vs. 3MB Something like that could be a lot of fun. The Wyatt Family would defeat Los Matadores & Kofi Kingston, since they're the more serious and "heavier" act. The Shield would defeat The Usos & Justin Gabriel. R-Truth, Xavier Woods & Tensai would make it to the second round, defeating "The Big Guys." Show, Mysterio & Sin Cara would defeat 3MB. In the second round, The Wyatts knock off R-Truth, Woods & Tensai. The Shield can either go over Show, Mysterio & Sin Cara or they can actually lose to them, giving us either The Wyatts vs. Show, Mysterio & Sin Cara or The Wyatts vs. The Shield in the finals. |
How about instead of doing a Christmas carol singing competition, they actually let these guys wrestle?
|
Quote:
|
If Truth & Woods found a way to beat The Great Khali, they might actually get some traction behind them as a tag team.
|
... Christmas present on a pole match?
|
Sweet, a pole match.
Wish they were fighting for a framed picture of Scott Hall though. |
| All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:06 AM. |
Powered by vBulletin®