The 2014 "Why the heck is there no Royal Rumble thread yet" Thread!
 

It's the Royal FUCKING Rumble, bitches. You know the drill, so let's get straight to the match listing:

WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS CODY RHODES & GOLDUST VS. THE NEW AGE OUTLAWS (KICKOFF MATCH)

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/show_mat...f_HOMEPAGE.jpg

THE 30-SUPERSTAR ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/show_mat...mble-photo.jpg

WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION RANDY ORTON VS. JOHN CENA (Thank god they replaced Cena's image in here)

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/show_mat...C-homepage.jpg

BIG SHOW VS. BROCK LESNAR

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/show_mat...C-homepage.jpg

DANIEL BRYAN VS. BRAY WYATT

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/show_mat...C-homepage.jpg

What match(es) are you looking forward to the most? What do you have in terms of food/beverages?

Pre-show:

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Now someone sticky this thread so we can get started :kiss:

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO MAKE THIS

"The Heck"

Cursing like good old Road Doggy Dogg.

Also, stuck for your posting pleasure :kiss:

Does anyone have a list of confirmed entrants?

I LOVE YOU TOO :kiss:

I got a bunch of fries and wings all seasoned and ready to be put in the oven when the kickoff show begins. Can't wait for Wyatt/Bryan to be honest- that match makes or breaks Bryan's Road to Wrestlemania.

Also, Goldust has been teasing something on the kickoff show tonight so I will have a link to it in the first post. Hopefully it isn't as dumb or obvious as a heel turn because the tag team division has been actually invigorating recently. On the other hand, having a corporate tag team as champs to go along with a corporate WWE World champ would be something for a good follow up.

Batista
CM Punk (Director of Operations Kane declared Punk will enter the match at No. 1)
Alberto Del Rio
Big E Langston
The Miz
R-Truth
Xavier Woods
Kofi Kingston
Cody Rhodes
Goldust
Rey Mysterio
Fandango
Roman Reigns
Seth Rollins
Dean Ambrose
Erick Rowan
Luke Harper
Damien Sandow
Jimmy Uso
Jey Uso

I was sure I read another list that had 25 confirmed participants but this list has been going around the last day and today.

I just hit my supermarket for supplies for the event because my PPV provider had it starting at 10am here. Turns out it doesn't start until 12pm and I could have slept in :mad:

Seriously, too early a start for a Monday.

Oh, you didn't know?

At least you got it live! I need to ask WWE what happens if I get the network in Feb but I am in India during Wrestlemania. I don't want to wait 1-2 weeks to watch it on TV with ads.

I wish I could get the network from launch, we have to wait till late this year/next year here.

Your BLEEP betta call somebodaaayyyy!!!!

I made a shit ton of wings and some porksteaks. I also have a case of beer. This should be almost as good as 2012, when I actually went to the thing at Scottrade Center in St. Louis.

There wasn't one because theres one in Causal too.

That one has been around for 3-4 years now lol. Feel free to stick in Casual, we won't really mind.

Ohhh shit:

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This wasn't a serious post, right?

That cancer has really messed you up if you have to ask that!

Does someone wanna come over to my house and do some dishes? I kinda told my wife I'd do some tonight, but I've been playing a drinking a game to pass the time until the Rumble starts. It's called "Drink until Adventure Time makes sense." I'm losing, and am in no shape to do dishes.

<font color=goldenrod>Always love the Rumble.</font

<font color=goldenrod>If Batista wins, we <s>riot</s> tune into Raw the next night anyway.</font> :(

These British commercials always fuck my shit up.

So this and the chamber will be the last two that people are streaming around these parts. It's the end of an era. The era of people asking "Can I get a stream"
However, when the show starts, I will be asking that :shifty:

lol if it was 2008 Batista I wouldn't mind him winning at all but he looks so weird now with the weight loss that I can't take his bobble head seriously anymore.

Says the guy that got a shitload of cash from Vinny Mac :roll:

Ok, why do I have to call somebody if I don't know? It makes no fucking sense

He's a cross between Pitbull and a baby

And a little bit of Randy Orton.

Going to end up missing the Rumble tonight but won't be surprised if Batista really wins it and the crowd just shits all over whoever #30 is if Bryan doesn't show up.

So a baby on hgh

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Be8PmnJCIAAfFcn.jpg:large

Pre-show embedded in the first post now.

This Kick-off show streams better on my iPhone than on YouTube. Cool.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pre-show is ON now

hbk with an excellent strategy for winning the rumble:

"Don't go over the top and have both feet touch the floor"

Hahahaha. Shawn's being a sarcastic dick on the kick-off.

Did Hacksaw forget that Jesse James is a second gen wrestler?

"If anyone wants to come down and join me, there's a spot right here for you." -Renee Young...

Yes. Yes I would join you.

just looked at the royal rumble wiki and it says the 2014 winner is yoshi tatsu.

why, those balls don't have any numbers on them!

no.....khali gets a spot....sigh

Calling it- Sandow for number 2 :(

So are these guys gonna cut a face promo even though they're the heels?

Oh you didn't know? You betta call somebodyyyyyyy

http://www.stretford-end.com/wp-cont...ahon-Upset.jpg

THERE ARE NO MORE "HEELS" AND "FACES"!!!!!

yes.

Goldie likes gold....Cody only helps him get bronze.

#heelturn

SOMEONE (may have been me) has posted on wikipedia that Tyler Breeze wins.

Better change my tipsters pick

did they seriously put a break in the match to show a promo for the royal rumble ppv?

New Age Outlaws could never really pull off being heels.

If Tyler's name is still there, can someone take a screen cap? Having issues with my computer.

http://imageshack.com/a/img802/2622/6h44.jpg

Speculate!

Tazz Dan getting the scoop on Ryan Clark

OH SHIT

Cody with the "Suck It."

So glad I changed my tipsters!

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT

New Tag Team Champs.

DEJHNWRJNETJ45T24T6Y24T :love::love::love::love:

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Did the outlaws win???? Fuck yes!!!!

HOLY SHIT!

Oh You Were Not Aware of This! Your posterior better contact someone at once!!!!!!

Hell yes! And picked it in Tipsters.

6 time tag team champions of the woooooooooorld

Still grinning like a Cheshire cat at the moment

I took a chance in tipsters with them. So pissed I didn't watch this now.

I expected CM Punk revenge in the tag team title match but I am glad for the result.

man a lot of people are gonna be pissed off here if they read Dolphins1925's twitter

So is Ziggler ok?

WTF Bryan is the curtain jerker. Sure hope that means he is in the Rumble as well.

Is that Optimus Prime with the voice over?

Anyone got a good stream?

I am very excited for this particular pay-per-view.

The main event is on first :yes:

yess! yess! yess! yess!

What a bloody reaction :D

Ur going down bray

Purchased this PPV, as I do with all the WWE "Major" PPV's. Best card in a long time. Hopefully it lives up to it..

will we see the spiderwalk again?

Any streams up?

<font color=goldenrod>Don't use BigEvents.TV. Paid 8 bucks for a supposedly reliable stream and got gypped. First time I've ever had issues with them.</font>

Are you fucking kidding me here? TD, can you please delete his post?

Don't quote him, you dumbass.

Did not expect the Outlaws to win.

Just read Dolphin's predictions...interesting.

Anyone help a bro out with a stream?

Also surprised bth NAo winning but yeah Bryan's got this

Showing up a little late. Am I hallucinating or are The New Age Outlaws the WWE TAG team CHAMPIONS of the WOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRLD?

Could I get a steam please?

I'm thinking the New Age Outlaws should change their name to the Golden Age Outlaws. It's just more appropriate.

Bryan raping wyatt

stream please

CURB STOMP

No spoilers assholes, even if it is speculation from that dolphins cunt.

Check your rep if you requested a stream.

"Husky Harris" chants :p

I'm not feeling this Rumble like I should be. I think it's because I fear the inevitable Batista rumble win letdown.

DB gets concussed and comes back to win the rumble.

Great opening match

I'm the same, and I picked him in tipsters, but I'm hoping he doesn't win.

Bray got some air on that senton.

Goddamn, I love Bray Wyatt.

I am also hoping Batista is eliminated