WWE Network Presents: Raw 2/24/2014, starring WWE Network
 

Network, Network, something, Network.

I hope the crowd shits all over Hogan.

The everybody is too busy to start a RAW Thread

Over/under how many times they demo how to sign up for the network? I'm going 6 (twice an hour) and I say over.

Christian vs Sheamus tonight!

I don't like the crowd shitting over things because they're asshole fans who are trying to ruin it. I want them to shit all over Hogan because he's just a distraction from the real problems with the company. As nostalgic as the red and yellow is I hope the fans don't let their inner children mark out for a has been who has dominated the industry for too long.

They probably need to. It took a little effort for me to figure out today and I work online. The common fan probably needs to have their hand held.

Looks like superstars has Rybaxel/3mb vs Rhodes/?..

You know you have a good pre-show panel when Alex Riley is the most comprehensible person on the panel.

Rhodes Bros. & Los Matadores

Did they show Superstars live or something?

Are you ready?
No, I said...
ARE! YOU! RRREADDY!!!?!?!?!

For the thousands in attendance,
The millions at home in their parents basements...
and for Xero and ToVo who will stumble upon this post when they do their annual vanity search.
It's time for Monday Night Raw...

LET'S GET READY TO SSSSSUUUUUCCCCKKK!!!!

Hogan

When the button that said something like "One Week Free Trial" led me to make an account and then the videos wouldn't load, I assumed it was just a technical problem loading the videos. I later realized that I had to separately sign up for the Network, and the videos weren't loading because of that.

HOAK

Hope we see some Hogan-Bryan interaction tonight.

The G.O.A.T. and the goat.

Why Hogan? Was Meng booked?

Rather tame pop for The Hulkster

Fuck him, I still marked out for the old geezer :'(

The only red and yellow I'm excited about right now is the sour patch kids I'm eating.

for Hogan, I mean

Crowd is going fucking insane for Hogan. Awesome atmosphere.

... UGH, WHY IS HE EVEN HERE UGGGGGGH!

Best start in awhile!!! Leg drop!!!

The 4583th turning point.

Hogans moving to green bay

He's not ending enough sentences in "brother".

Bullshit.

I'm never watching again.

BROTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! BROTHER! BROTHER!

Hi guys.

Something, something, something, BROTHER!

Feel like I am watching Impact

I don't care how old he is, he's great

Ugh. Where's The Shield when ya need them?

I've finally found a promo I dislike more the Batista's return promo.

No one told Hulk that that was already announced.

He doesn't know internets.

How many times will hogan be seen in the next 6 weeks. I say once..at Mania

Aww come on! That's it? Is he not gonna interact with anyone???

Punk sighting on Jerrys Ipad. CONFIRMED!

Not even 10 minutes in and I'm about to turn it off.

Lol will Cole be playing his XBox

lol. I love when little fuckups happen when they try to show stuff online.

So, first 10 mins is a plug for the network, so we get Bryan vs Corporate Kane tonight?

I started clicking around and wound up in the WWE Shop where I was finally able to sign up for it. If you type "WWE Network" into Google, it just takes you to an article with a couple of links that don't work for signing up.

They need to get their SEO game on track.

At least it's an honest advertisement.

They should play Hogan's theme through the whole show

Hey, Brock's here.

About that title shot he wants.....

Hogan didn't have to say a word, he had that arena popping. Awesome.

King: "I have a smart TV at home, I can watch it on that, right?"
Cole: *Ignores*

HOGAN! BROTHERS!

Dude just owns crowds. Love it.

:lol: Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that and knew the answer is actually no. At least for now.

Have everyone use Hogan's theme and see if that gets people over.

There are two kinds of WWE fans right now. Those who accept Hogan, and those who don't live in dimly lit basements.

It's Bleh-tista time!

Soooo how bad does this get shit on?

God this Batista thing went total sideways on WWE didn't it?

Getting the rematch out of the way quick, I see.

"Like it or not".... yea...

Batista so early?

Lol at Batista's face

Ha, Lawler mentions the Bootista chant

Definitely telegraphing a turn or shift, given that they're blatantly showing the crowd shitting on Batista. Or they're really, really trying to fuck with us.

my buddy is there and said the crowd went dull for hogan halfway through, and that, as I type this, the boos are louder in the arena for batista than are coming across on tv

Oh. So Batista's leg is fine. So that's that story.

"ALBERTO MAY WIN THIS MATCH!" Thanks Jibbles... Thanks.

Lawler has it all figured out.

Sandow lost a match on Superstars (and the Raw pre-show).

Don't know about the Batista boos, but the crowd going dead on Hogan was pretty clear on TV I thought.

:lol:

Part of the awesomeness about having Hogan around is to see him interact with current guys. Hopefully that wasn't all.

Botch

Batista and his Illuminati trunks

DA-DADA-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ORTON TO THE RESCUE!

SI SI SI

Shhhh, don't mention his name, you might get him fired

That may have been the first time in a long time where I got excited to see Orton.

JTG lost a game of dominoes backstage exclusively on the WWE app (and WWE Network).

Good Evening/Morning/Afternoon everyone.

Getting real right now.

HAH! BATISTA JOBS!

DOUBLE TURN

well now I just feel bad for JTG :(

One of the funniest things Orton has ever seen is a wrestling match and it didn't even make him smile.

Did he order a meat-feast but receive a Hawaiian?

Punk chants. Bryan chants coming?

I love this business!

Booo!

Jesus, this heel vs heel things just got really........ bad.

"you used to be my friend" haha.

"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND!"

Batista needs to work on his cardio

That would have been more entertaining.

well that was awkward

unBOlievable

Gonna make some hamburger helper.

A lot. Couldn't tell you the last time I've seen someone look so gassed after only a 10 minute match. Yikes.

Brutal. Need to get D-Bry in here fast and then fully turn Batista.

Orton will come out as a face in it if they keep it up for 6 weeks

and his mic skills.

That would have been unBOlievable