WWE Monday Night RAW - St. Patrick's Day massacre edition featuring Heisenberg edition
 

Tonight's WWE RAW takes place from the AT&T Center in San Antonio, Texas. The Undertaker is advertised for tonight's show. Paul Heyman noted on Twitter that he was in Texas so he will be appearing.

San Antonio. 2-1 Shawn Michaels makes an appearance?

I'd like to open up this thread on a somber note.

Let us remember the most destructive and terrifying shirt in the history of this great industry. While its time was brief, its impact and memory will linger on.

http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/upl...n2-650x365.jpg

Rest in Peace gold lamé shirt, may you never haunt us again.

I have a great fuckin seat

They made me trash two of my signs, assholes

We the people

I'll Chokeslam myself

Its time for the pre show

I have one left,

Miz Albert and A-ry on the panel lol

Nattie sure is happy for winning a match on superstars

An dre the giant really Miz?

Trophy looks sick.

Miz isn't in the Battle Royal lol

When's the last time he did his whiny bitch gimmick during a match on Raw?

Lol @ Cessaro mocking Swagger

Why are they hyping the free trial offer expiring on the network?

Obviously they think fans will get the free week and then decide to order the network. Doesn't take a brain surgeon to figure that out.

Also, hope we get some sort of Sheamus appearance and/or match tonight for St. Paddy's Day, fellas. #Sheamus3:17

TPWW SIGN!

If I'm watching the raw pre show, I'm either already getting the free trial or paying for it..saying you have til Saturday to sign up for the free trial makes no sense

That Heisenberg?

Bootista's shirt should say No Bootista

EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERY!

Batista with almost normal clothes tonight....

Does anyone have a stream link? My Sky Go is saying my PC isn't registered and wont let me register it.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>In <a href="https://twitter.com/DaveBautista">@DaveBautista</a>'s defense, that shirt is only available in youth medium. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RAWTonight&amp;src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/445712728272158721">March 18, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Hey Batista,

Deal with it.

WHERE'S FLAIR?!

Evolution is about to pick up

Where does a guy Batista's size even find skinny jeans?

Randy is on single letter terms with H

FINALLY!
FourFifty has COME BACK to the Monday Night Raw Threa....... it's Randy? Fuck, gonna go clean out my cat box.

Ha. The two heels are ripping each other apart. All of it is true.

Bats and RKO both making valid points.

Batista sounds like he has a mouth full of shit.

Seriously, get Flair out here.

HHH is shooting

H is going in.

Haha

Well that changes things.

For better or worse is to be decided.

What if Triple H buries Bryan then goes onto bury Orton and Batista?

Spoiler: H wins

I feel like the only way they could top the crowd backlash for Orton vs. Batista would be to make it Orton vs. Batista vs. HHH.

\_0__/

HHH wins in 17 seconds

Cena responds to the Wyatts, again?

Triple H sounds like hes about to blow a gasket

In the unlikely event that Triple H goes into the triple threat the IWC will have to be placed on suicide watch.

Calling in a fatal 4 way now! I am sure that segment will bring out the HHH haters out but I liked that segment and can actually see HHH vs Orton vs Batista as well as Bryan vs Orton vs Batista (or that 4 way of course!).

If H pedigrees Daniel Bryan, pins him, then goes on to win the title and the show closes with him holding up both belts, the internet would implode.

HHH gets to be the face if the company that he never was..finally lol

YESSSSSSS

I kind of want to see Triple H with the title at the end of Mania 30. Would be best for business.

I've threatened it before but I would seriously stop watching.

Cena responds to the Wyatts responding to Cena responding to the Wyatts...

Kinda with you on that, Evolution imploding would be nice.

Woo TPWW 4 life

BREAKING NEWS:

tpww poster MVP is not participating in this thread.

:(

Yeah, Dave.

Big mistake coming back here.

And Triple H successfully trolls a universe full of smarks. Love it.

Bootista leaving lol

Must have plans

I suspect tonight may finally be the start of the Real Americans' Civil War.

They should have a flag match at WM

Into this so far.

Everything about Batista is a failure his weird baby head,his long awaited return, his decision to wear clothes purchased from the boys isle all of it.

I love it.

"Bryan and HHH both had their shoulders down, King!"
"What's this mean for the main-event?"
"Four-way match!"

Batista looks fantastic.

I would have bet 1,000 on Taker and Daniel winning out but now I am unsure with this possibility for a 4-way

Nice.

Really. lol So much for the break up this week. Kinda like the surprise win.

Four corner tag match at wm?

TOASTY!!

Expecting an H-berg run-in dropkick by the end of the night.

LMAO there are no words.

What..the..hell

That looks horribly bad.

Oh god that Slamcity thing looks so bad.

....what was that? Slam City? Did my TV just throw up?

The Uppercut does what The Uppercut wants, logic or foreshadowing be damned.

For everyone who thinks this Slam City show looks horrible, congratulations you're no 6-12 years old.

Slam City needs more Christian

RAW needs more Christian

Is Kane's name officially Corporate Kane? Michael Cole seems to consistently call him Korporate Kane now.

'Swog's still employed?

Who knew?

In the event he DOESN'T James Steele will be placed on suicide watch. I'll take the first ten shifts.

I am really liking Dean Ambrose. WTF? Great facial expressions, got a cool crazy vibe to him.

BARRETT'S BACK!

They never did release that leprechaun remake

He will be fired soon enough.

Hornswoggle's hair frightens me

Hornswoggle has a receding hairline.

Sheamus should Brogue kick the podium down

Was this a below-average bit of "bad news"?

Hornswoggle's hair is the new King's shirt.

Barrett looked so happy to be delivering bad news.

<font color=goldenrod>I want them to just not lower the podium, forcing Barrett to awkwardly stand there all night.</font>

Yeah, but it wasn't really funny or insightful. The gimmick looks like it has the potential to be fun, but was this the typical segment?

Well, the result of this one is greatly in doubt. Thank God Christian's here.

WE THE PEOPLE!

Calling b.s. on Slam City being the #1 twitter trend.

Unless everybody on twitter is bashing it.

Christian should win the Andre the Giant Battle Royale if he is going to be wasted in it.