Official 3/31/14 "Last Stop On The Road to Wrestle-F*CKING-Mania XXX" WWE Monday Night RAW IS WARZone Thread
 

Hugh raw tonight.

Special WM30 edition of Piper's Pit
Undertaker will be there
Orton vs Batista
and much much more!

WWE Raw Pre-Show is now airing LIVE on the WWE Network.


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And we are starting the show off with the PHENOM: THE UNDERTAKER.

I'm not saying this just to wind James Steele up, but, Triple H sucks balls. :shifty:

#TheStreak

Pumped for that Piper's Pit.

Where is everyone, normally on Page 2 by the time Raw starts.

isn't it only 18 men? (I remember the handicap match)

Deep water? So this match is gonna make it to the Gulf of Mexico?

Brock has to get the upper hand tonight, right?

Cue I.R.S. music in 5..........4.........3............2.............1.........

Tanned Taker

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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F5 on the PHENOM!!!

Well I know what to put on Taker's match in Tipsters, another W in the win column

Nothing like eating orange sherbet and watching Monday Night RAW.

I am glad that the WWE removed the drum track from Del Rio's theme.

Sky has a shitload of gambling ads.

For the pre-wrestlemania raw thread, it's pretty quiet tonight.

I blame all the Tatanka threads.

Heh. Del Rio won. Wasn't expecting that.

I don't know about you monkeys but I loved the Del Rio - Big E match.

Del Rio won. I would find that surprising, but the champion always has to lose...

The smart guy would send in Roman Reigns. But I wanna see Rollins go wild again.

So the Wrestlemania main event is being given away for free on RAW tonight. Good.

Farewell to the Yes! Movement segment. That'll be fucking awesome.

Wyatts butt-fucking Cena's soul with a crusty taxidermy buzzard = RATINGS.

...the original WM30 main event nobody wanted to see.

Triple H is going to end the night on top just to give him huge heelish momentum going into Mania and making Bryan's win even bigger. Fucking brilliant.

I always felt bad for that saber-toothed squirrel in Ice Age. Poor guy just wanted a nut, and isn't that true of all of us? Such an epic allegory of life.

All of these UK shows look fucking horrible.

James Steele, would you love to see Triple-H hold the two Heavyweight titles at the end of WM 30 as he did at WM 18?

Yes, but Daniel Bryan needs to win the titles at WrestleMania. It has to happen.

Every close up of Bray Wyatt reminds me of Bo Dallas. I don't know if this is good or bad.

Every time a Wyatt segment ends, I think of Homer saying "doh".

Bray Wyatt needs to win at Mania too. Undertaker is the only veteran who should win at WrestleMania.

I'd like to see anybody but the 4 guys actually potentially involved in the title match walk away with the title.

Actually I'd like to see Batista walk away with the title and WWE to somehow find some insanely creative way to distract the live crowd from rioting.

We need more Divas with stripper gimmicks.

Wait, what am I saying? Let the crowd riot. #NoPublicityIsBadPublicity

Reigns better win the fucking poll. Also "Farewell to the 'YES! Movement"? Yeah, no way Bryan tries to rain on that parade (or have some kind of promo time on SD! this Fri.) :roll:

So we're making matches on Total Divas now?

What's next? Brie and Nicki gonna fight to determine where the wedding reception is gonna be?

So Summer can actually wrestle :eek:

That was an insane move by Nattie.

Maybe for a girl. lolz

That was a riveting finish.

My avatar and Summer Rae have something in common :)

I've been to a RAW show in DC. The crowd was pretty typical.

Stephanie lookin good as usual

Wonder what Trips got pinned on his collar? Can't make it out.

Time to bury Fandango.

FANDANGO REFERENCE! IT'S OFFICIAL! BATTLE ROYAL WINNER!

lol he gives Fandango an A

Fandango is an A+ player, Triple H. You fucktard.

Other than that, Triple H making sense.

Steph sounded kinda dirty saying "Yes!" over and over.

HHH burying Millennials and Fandango

The Fandango stuff was like a week. lol

The Yes has been a thing since he was World Heavyweight Champion being a heel on Smackdown. So THERE HHH!! Take that!!!

Scott Steiner?? lol

ATTENTION.

MY DVR HAS CAUGHT UP WITH RAW

SCOTT STEINER?!

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

Bah gawd! Willow on WWE television.

Scott Steiner!

They are burying like everyone right now HAHAHA

Don't fuck with Angle though.

What's with all these TNA guys on the screen?!

There something we don't know about?

Good to see Kurt Angle on Raw.

James Steele just came all over his keyboard

I really can't wait to see HHH get his ass kicked Sunday. He's doing a hell of a job.

This is an amazing video package. Hats off.

The guy is basically a jobber right now and he called him a "quality talent" and possibly an A player.

Buried.

Now here's the thing...

Even stiener?

Triple H confirmed it. Scott Steiner, HoF in the future. I can't wait for Scott Steiner's HoF speech.

Always entertaining to see what Batista is wearing. Nearly burst out laughing when he emerged from behind the curtain.

Man, when HHH goes on long its like downing a bottle of NyQuil.









But Batista's promos are a fuckin tranquilizer dart

Snafu with the lights?

HHH actually having people actually cheer for Batista. What a heel.

Love Batista and HHH

Orton doesn't own pants

lol @ your wife's the brawn

Batista must have practiced his lines this week.

This thread is now about Scott Steiner's greatest moments.

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The reality of it is.... here's the thing....

lol. Seriously can't believe Orton is heading to WrestleMania as champion. Love the guy but Goddamn he's the most poorly booked champion ever heading into a WrestleMania by far. It's insane how haphazardly they've handled his reign.

WTF, isn't Batista taller than Randy Orton?

Batista and I have all the same clothes weird

Early preview of his WM 30 ring gear:

Voted for SETH ROLLINS vs Kane.

That Seth Rollins is on fire right now

Piper's back...and HEAVILY photoshopped to 97' levels!

see Mysterio, Rey

(iirc)

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If this @tripleh video package is to be believed, it looks like @wwedanielbryan will someday be very successful in TNA #RAWTonight

He never went into WM as champion.

And when he was champion, he was the less important champ on Smackdown. I'd still put Orton's as more laughably booked since he's actually THE top guy.

Him or Jericho headed into 18. Which ironically was also the 2 belt Undisputed champion version.

And was also completely overshadowed by Triple H and Stephanie. I sense a trend here.

Pretty bummed out as to what has happened to the tag division. It has been consistently good and a highlight since 2012 when Team Hell No won the belts.

Then they threw away The Usos finally winning the belts on RAW, and haven't done anything to build credible challengers for them, and seem to have turned to their usual lazy booking of champions.

Now the tag titles aren't even going to be featured on the main show.

The Usos and The Real Americans (and Ryback to an extent) deserve to be on the main show.

Well at least they haven't been jobbing them out in non-title situations like their usual paint-by-numbers booking of champions is.

Twin Magic

Ole'!

So... who's gonna be in Piper's Pit?

Hogan?

They lost to the Real Americans a few times I think....