Crappiest movie ever...
 

We all have our favorites, but what movies are the crappiest movies ever?

I say Steel. Shaq can't act or rap, and that movie was just plain stupid.

Caddyshack II :foc:

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Torque
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Never seen any of them. Thanks for the heads up. I won't be checking them out.

Yes I know. Don't be a meat wad.

I've seen so many shitty movies, but for the life of me I can't think of any to post :$

Didn't we do this recently?

Plan 9...

:kiss:

Godfather III

No.

I think I will have to go with:

Freddy Got Fingered
Blair Witch Project
Malibus Most Wanted

I have seen Steel.

Is it better than Kazaam?

Color of Night.

Full Frontal, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter(it is good bad though so dumb it is bad, but good for comments and to watch with friends.

Rio Lobo

I like John Wayne films, but this one is just BAD!

The script is dodgy as hell.

I would rather watch Kazaam than Steel. They are both hideous though. :rofl:

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter ruled. I still love walking into the Dominion tavern where the bar scene was filmed. Good times.

The original Mission Impossible. For some reason I simply cannot watch more than 30 minutes of that movie before I get bored and do something else.

HANNIBAL IS MY WORST MOVIE EVER!

Freddy Got Fingered made me lmao

I thought Freddy Got Fingered was funny too. Stupid funny. So frickin' random and senseless that it was good.

you dont happen to like boys in the elton john/richard simmons way do you? :wtf:

anyway - Island of Dr Monreau with Val Kilmer and Marlen Brando was horrible

2 fast 2 furious - worst movie for script. just picture paul walker, sitting in an idle car, the director goes "action" paul walker says "oh, you think you're da bomb Rome?" director goes "cut...no no, that was horrible, i want you to put a little more DA in da bomb. Lets try that again."

there are many more horrible movies.

That movie is horrible for many reasons.
1) That Eclipse shifts like 7 or 8 times.
2) Nitrous oxide is NOT flammable. So that explosion wouldn't have happened in real life cause of Nos.
3) Dang, Hollywood went overboard with the nitrous. Sure, it's a power adder, but they made it seem like a freakin' jet turbo kicking in.
4) Nobody acts that stupid in real life as they did.

JCVH was filmed in Ottawa, it's awesome.

Batman & Robin.

A movie full of bad jokes (Mr Freeze has to give a reference to cold every now and then, just so we remember that he can freeze things) terrible acting and unbelievably bad looking sets.

inspector gadget 2

They.

Yo Trips, you actually paid money to see that?

Stuck On You
Blue Crush
Gigli
Sliding Doors
Daredevil
Bringing Down The House
Bulletproof Monk
The Medallion
The Tuxedo

All of the Scary Movies.

I work at a video store.

Get off Gigli. I bet you didn't even see it.

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You know, I thought I was like the only person EVER to see Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter.

Ok, people. For the last time.

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Mr. Nanny

Oh yeah, I remember that movie. Biggest waste of money ever.

DEEP BLUE SEA was pretty bad.

It certainly was. Worst movie I've ever seen, and I've seen some crap. mostly crap porn though.

It's not about pods, it's not about people, but it's all about hurting!

Ummm... House of the Dead.

Batman & Robin for sure, if for nothing else than Arnold Schwarza-talentless' performance in it.

That first scene in the musem when Arnold is freezing the police officers and saying "Chill!" after each one just sends chills up my spine. And it's not from thinking about the frozen police officers, it's from my brain cells commiting suicide in objection to watching such idiotic trash.

Champions (the Ken Shamrock movie)
Blood Dolls (though it's hilarious for a Puppet Master rip-off, and Mascaro rules!)

yeah.

I mean come on guys, people only hated on it cos it had Benniffer. It's hardly the worst movie ever.

Requiem for a Dream
The Matrix
Never Been Kissed
etc.

The Dead Hate the Living. I remember renting it. It's the worst horror movie ever, and the funniest comedy movie. You have to rent it to see the monsters catch on fire. Most fake crap I have ever seen. Lots of the parts are so stupid they make you laugh.

I don't believe it, anymore.
Bedazzled was one of my favs as a comedy goes.
By far Dudley Moores' best role, and Peter Cook was sublime.
Sure, Raquel Welch was a bit of a disappointment, but wasn't in it for very long.

I am laughing now thinking about it.

AI is the biggest piece of shit I've ever watched.

Predator 2
destroying a decent idea for a movie and Danny Glover at the same time.........Genious!

I still hate The Omen and Taxi Driver. And that Jaws sequel. The bad one.

I'm sure there are thousands of crappy movies to be mentioned, but here are the one's I have seen.

Haunted Mansion
Double Dragon
Super Mario movie

I surprised no ones said this movie yet but it's probably because no one remembers it name. It's First Contact I think where they build that space ship just to tell you at the end that aliens her father. Now that was a bad movie.

i'd have to go with the Guru, its funny cause on the digital cable info, it lists the two secondary characters and not the main guy

swept away with madonna was bad..