7.14.14 Raw Thread/Sting Return
 

Hopefully we get Sting tonight on TV.

ty for making a raw thread

My guess: no Sting. Just, as others have said we'll probably just see a brief gameplay clip to hype 2K15.

If he doesn't satisfy my thirst for returns I'm going to start a time capsule group on Mondays.

If he wrestles tonight I'll pee into a Mason Jar and pour it all over myself

What about a run-in and/or interference? Does it have to be a full blown(aids) match to invoke the shower that runneth over with gold?

What about Sid? He did a 7/14/14 thing too. You aren't going to take a poo shower for Sid are you? ARE YOU!?

Like trying to orgasm during a Blues Traveler song

I feel as though I've just stumbled upon the most bizarre RedTube video and comments for said video of all-time.

Humor Me and Tell Me Lies

STING IS COMING BAKC. RYAN CLARK TOLD ME.

How does one make a "return", if one has never been there in the first place?

he falls into the lore of the Monday Night Wars which is owned by WWE, he can return to Monday Night Television

but yes, I must reword my return fetish as also a branch of debut onto WWE fetish.

Yo what's happening with this? Is sting actually showing up? Someone send me a video of it all for me to watch tomorrow if he does.

Working Overtime and prolly won't watch RAW unless one of you private messages me on social networking and stuff.

Trying to stack some extra cash for a weekend trip

I hope you'll respect and understand my hustle and loyalty to earning stuff

Who's stacking the cheese baby

Your bitch, jacking my sneeze baby

Oh well, enemies baby

This is probably the most bizarre simile I've ever heard. A+.

Damien Stingdow is gonna get the biggest pop ever. Mark my words.

The Damieman called Stingdow.

Realizing that despite being 29, I will stay up till 4am in the morning because I think something interesting 'might' happen in the wrestling is utterly depressing.

On the plus side, boss is out tomorrow.

I would do the same thing, plus I would probably be drinking.

.......hmm....I do have beer in the fridge.....

I'm not telling you to drink it, but I'm also not not telling you to drink it.

you should drink it.

Slick Rick is gonna be there tonight. Whooooooooo!

Well all my common sense is telling me not to drink it, but who am I to argue with two guys from the internet?

I am now drinking the beer.

My peepee? Teehee**

well I'm also king of this part of the internet so my opinion carries the weight of 3 people at least.

straight out of the mason jar, berg.

I'm drinking and watching some camwhores before 'rasslin starts.

Lets do that as a group

If sting shows, it'll be an old school "stings in the rafters!!! He's pointing his bat!!!we're out of time!!!!" Type deal

Here is the most controversial star in WWE history: John Cena :wank :wank

Nasty storm moving through. This visit might be quick.

Evening fellas.

John Cena can still count to 6

<font color=goldenrod>For some reason I always chuckle when I see David Otunga of all people in the WWE Then Now Forever intro.</font>

Battleground is this week. It's bad hardly anyone knows this.

WWE Network plug............from Cena.

Vince is desperate for those million subscribers.

WHY DO THEY STILL KEEP BOTH BELTS...........

I also with that Reigns had his own gear and theme....

Ambrose no do the Shield style entrance anymore?

I look at Cena and I see Hogan. The belts are the feather boa.

That good or bad?

Lol Why is your hair so wet sign

Because they got welded together at the ends for some odd reason according to the dirtsheets.

I like that Ambrose got a pretty big pop for just showing up on the Titantron while Cena and Reigns were in the ring.

Fucking Ambrose is the shit.

2 on 3 handicap match main event

So... are Cena and Reigns douchebags, or is Dean Ambrose in an entirely different arena across town?

:lol: Ambrose

Cole said biggest main event of all time.........................................

Super Cena just gonna let this beating happen?

Super curbstomp

Has anyone tried out the curb stomp at home yet?

:rofl:

Love this badass, shit talking Ambrose. Keep it going.

Like, they could have stopped at Jack in the Box for dinner and still gotten there in time to at least stop the Curb Stomp.

I think the key message of that segment is that Dean Ambrose is now hurt.

Even a WWE Network commercial.

Who's keeping a tally of plugs tonight?

He'll come back out at the end to exact his revenge.

There's no justice in this world if Ambrose doesn't rejoin the main event mid-match like this:

http://cdn29.elitedaily.com/wp-conte...04/2yjpiqp.gif

Does anyone like Sheamus?

http://static.sportskeeda.com/wp-con...ck-1809937.jpg

Lol

Hollywood Mike Mizanin

The Miz!

With a jacket JUST LIKE all heroes wear in Assassins' Creed.

If he's going to play up the whole Hollywood gimmick, why not change his theme to something a little....BETTER.

Miz is going to get a disfigured Cody Rhodes face mask gimmick isn't he?
http://i.imgur.com/xM25T.gif

Oh Miz. Can't you retire yet?

Also Ambrose pretty much owned every second of that first segment.

Miz' face on the 'tron?

Creepy.

The cheapest seats can't even see the tron.

I obviously quoted the wrong post.

Oohh, this stream has American adverts. How exciting!

....I mean that legitimately, I am more interested in these adverts than Miz/Sheamus.

Hr derby hasn't started yet..blah

Miz's offense should be entirely focused on shots to the other wrestlers faces

lol promo during match

Yeah, we don't have Snoop Dogg selling MoneySuperMarket.

Bad News Barrett to present the title to the winner?

"I'm afraid I've got some bad news.."

European adverts are all about gambling.

I'm guessing since I cant think of any famous people from Richmond that Sandow impersonates another wrestler. Probably Flair

Miz wins! Miz wins!

I am glad that The Miz got a clean victory over Sheamus.

Just gave me the idea of a storyline of him suffering a facial injury and then coming out the next week saying he's suing WWE for hampering his movie career by letting unsafe work conditions mess up his good looks.

I :heart: food

His finisher should be the Face Crushing Finale

Man, Steph and Hunter are awesome.

I haven't read this thread, so sorry if it's been said.

But now Ambrose has been taken out, Sting will debut as the new tag team member in the main event, and start a feud with THE DEMON KANE now Daniel Bryan is out. BOOK IT!