WWE Raw 8/4 Thread featuring Heisenberg, some artistic combat, and Invisible Cena
 

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Due to budget cuts, we got rid of our ring. So tune in and see Superstars sort out their differences with heated verbal debates <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/496418370808344576">August 4, 2014</a></blockquote>
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WWE Fanb0yz,,,,,,,,,

"And now ladies and gentlemen Mr Reigns will sing the Star Spangled Banner while I drink this glass of water!"

Heyman has been building up this Lesnar interview all day. Looking forward to that. Also no Cena again tonight.

I hope Heisenberg does a run-in tonight

Heck yeah, Authority all coming out as one.

Kane is SOOO out of place lol

Even Triple H is selling the network now.

WWE Network plug.

Start counting.

Again.....

For just... 9.99...

I think they really want people to sign up for the WWE Network.

Everybody should.

Oooooooooooooooooh, Vince must be feeling the heat. Gotta get them million subscribers.

So, Dean Ambrose wins and stipulates that the briefcase is on the line.

One looong WWE network promo

Ambrose will win and make it for the Money in the Bank Case.

Steph getting great heat tonight

Steph gets more heat then anyone else...

Both of whom are not here tonight.

Everybody in the arena should sign up now.

<font color=goldenrod>If they mention the price of the Network this frequently the entire show my TV is going on mute.</font>

Shouldn't they have a face pushing this 9.99 thing. Why would they wanna do something HHH wants them to do #Itsstillrealtome

Someone get on the horn to Heisenberg and have him whip together a $9.99 sign.

Was anything announced for the demon Kane tonight?

I just can't get into Reigns.

Also, I miss when wrestlers didn't come out to the ring soaking wet.

I like free.

Kane vs Reigns.....again?

The Devil's Favourite Jobber

So close to Reigns just now

Last Man Standing Match! Kane can't lose he's a demon not a man.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>So <a href="https://twitter.com/TripleH">@TripleH</a> won't sell for any opponent but he'll gladly sell for the WWE Network <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/496447056462876673">August 5, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Its fine I'm pretty sure Kane at this point is just wanting to help put guys over and his only real concern is the state sales tax.

Is anyone keeping count of how many times WWE network has been said tonight?

john orton is livid at reigns!!!

He shouldn't even be in this match then.

That's a damn good Bray Wyatt lookalike right there.

Thought that dude in the front row was legit Bray Wyatt for a second.

I am thinking of ordering the network, but I can't find any information pertaining to the price. Does anyone know how much the network costs?

If the WWE really wants to push the Network, should do a small price cut to get more people on board.

$9.98 sounds a lot better than $9.99 and wouldn't need the constant schilling.

Kane's wig seems ill-fitting today.

WWE network drinking game!

we'll all die of alcohol poisoning before hour 2

They get to their feet at 9.99. King hahah

Heisenberg must be happy. Got to see The DEMON KANE chokeslam someone through a table.

Kane: Aww come on. Stay down.

Reigns: No.

Kane: I'll be your friend.

Reigns: No.

Kane: Oh you're mean.

Why ain't the ref counting?

Ref botch.


He's gonna get FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRED!

He was on his feet at 8.

One spear ?

This is the first time I've even heard about it. I have no idea how to even subscribe to it.

Looking forward to this Lesnar Interview.

Getting Heyman's DVD tommorrow. :y:

Atleast Brock will win the title.

Unlike Batista's recent return......:lol:

Brock Lesnar is a grade A bad ass.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>&quot;My client, Brock Lesnar, has a penis tattooed on his chest.&quot;</p>&mdash; Kayfabe News (@KayfabeNews) <a href="https://twitter.com/KayfabeNews/statuses/496455432027009024">August 5, 2014</a></blockquote>
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There would be no Cena if Brock didn't leave. DAMN. This is getting good.

God damn this video to hell

True.

Nice package

Wtf is this clown music

What do the Wyatt's get if they win these stipulation matches?

I wonder if anyone in the back considers the fact that the more they shove the Network plugs down the audience's throat, the less likely they will sign up for it!?!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Leaving <a href="https://twitter.com/JohnCena">@JohnCena</a> in a pile of blood, urine and vomit is usually Nikki Bella's job. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/496456463464660992">August 5, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Yo, your move is the F5, well mine's the FU

If Brock Lesnar wins the title at SummerSlam, he will be the first wrestler to have won both the WWE World Heavyweight Championship and the WWE Undisputed Championship.

Brock/Cena good promo

Damn. Thought Jim Ross was coming out.

Really thought it was going to be a JR impersonation

Good Ol Sandow

Cue Mark Henry

Good time for Philsby Texas' own to come on out.

Yup

BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY

NOT THIS WAY

DAMMIT

DAMMIT TO HELL KEENG

MARK FUCKING HENRY

That helmet ain't gonna protect you from getting your wig split Sandow.

OH MY GOD KEENG

IT'S STING

STING IS HERE. STING IS THE MYSTERY MAN KEENG.

All we need now is for N.O.D. 2.0 to make an appearance.....

Really miss Mark Henry's hair. Looks approximately 87% less intimidating without it.

EVIL OPPORTUNIST EDGE AND THAT DAMN JEZEBEL LITA

Still love his theme, though.

Nobody knows BBQ like Texas

Tennessee begs to differ

The Mirror of Jobbersed.

I've heard that Oculus has received some good reviews on Rotten Tomatoes.

So, what's Adam Rose supposed to be doing again?

REALLY this couldn't be on that fucking app?

Was hoping that Leo Kruger would have been in the mirror going "TA TA"

Was waiting for Michael Myers to show up and be a lemon

Just got home and was about to ask how Raw was so far, and turned on my stream to see Adam Rose having some weird hallucination of being in a suit, so, I'll draw my conclusions from that.

I read an article on VICE about rosebud porn the other day. I will never look at Adam Rose the same way. Don't look rosebud porn up.

Nevermind that shit. Dean Ambrose time!

These CFO$ guys are doing a bad job at new entrance themes.

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For only $9.99

now I gotta do it

subtle promo for oculus by wwe...

It's two guys.

:eek:

They are both doing a terrible job.

Jim Johnston did Harper & Rowan's theme, which other than the kid intro, is pretty great. CFO$ has done most of the rest, and they all sound like garbage. I feel like some of the earlier ones he'd done in NXT were good, but all of the revamps and new music for the past several months have been awful and are just getting worse.

It must be the budget cutbacks. "Here's a guy with a dollar sign in his name. That's hip, right? He'll only charge six bucks per song."