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Emperor Smeat 09-08-2014 06:38 PM

WWE Raw 9/8 Thread featuring the Season Premiere of ......... Monday Night Football woooooo
 
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Quote:

Originally Posted by WWE.com
Now this is a season premiere! Not only will the WWE Universe see a huge SummerSlam rematch between Roman Reigns and Randy Orton this Monday night, but we’ll also bear witness as Chris Jericho rekindles his rivalry with Bray Wyatt inside a steel cage at the top of the show. Oh, and to somehow resolve the ongoing issues between The Bella Twins, WWE has called in the heavy artillery: Jerry Springer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWE.com
Jerry Lawler couldn’t fix The Bella Twins’ strained relationship two weeks ago on Raw, but maybe Jerry Springer will have better luck. After serving as Raw guest star way back in 2010, the talk show titan returns to the WWE Universe to moderate an intervention between Nikki & Brie. Will TV’s master of family dysfunction have his hands full with this twin turmoil? Plus, how will this intervention change the complexion of the Divas Championship Triple Threat Match at Night of Champions?

Look out for airborne chairs, high heels and whatever else The Bella Twins get their hands on as Springer tries to keep the peace tonight.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>RAW will open with <a href="https://twitter.com/IAmJericho">@IAmJericho</a> vs. <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEBrayWyatt">@WWEBrayWyatt</a> in a steel cage. Starting with wrestling? We're just as shocked as you are <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/509105676455395328">September 8, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Droford 09-08-2014 06:57 PM

Its pretty cool seeing the cage over the ring.

Droford 09-08-2014 07:18 PM

My seats are directly by the women's restroom Benoit and Sullivan fought in at GAB 96. No one else in my section remembered that.

Savio 09-08-2014 07:29 PM

No Lesnar?

Color me sad.

road doggy dogg 09-08-2014 07:50 PM

Calvin Johnson would fucking murder Brock Lesnar

MEGATRONNNNNNNN

road doggy dogg 09-08-2014 07:50 PM

plz inform me HERE PLZ PLZ PLZ if THE DEACON Batista shows up tonight so I can be happy I am not eliminated from Poit's game

Lock Jaw 09-08-2014 07:56 PM

Looking forward to the Bella segment tonight!!!

Lock Jaw 09-08-2014 07:57 PM

Entering the King of the Ring finals in WWE Supercard on my mobile device....

Cool King 09-08-2014 08:00 PM

I was thinking of giving tonight a miss and just watching it tomorrow, just so I can skip past the Bella/Springer segment, but I've decided to watch LIVE afterall.

I'm sure the Bella/Springer segment is going to be just death to watch.

ClockShot 09-08-2014 08:00 PM

Wasn't aware Raw had "seasons".

Dark One 09-08-2014 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClockShot (Post 4506748)
Wasn't aware Raw had "seasons".

The season begins when there's an event they're afraid of tanking ratings and ends when you forget that it's a thing.

Lock Jaw 09-08-2014 08:03 PM

Those lights on Jericho's jacket should be VU Meters

Cool King 09-08-2014 08:04 PM

I forgot that Jericho had his countdown back.

Lock Jaw 09-08-2014 08:04 PM

Bray Wyatt's theme is my jam

Cool King 09-08-2014 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4506754)
Bray Wyatt's theme is my jam

I was just listening to that today.

Lock Jaw 09-08-2014 08:06 PM

Jerry Lawler insinuating this is a fake steel cage

Savio 09-08-2014 08:07 PM

Did they say they are both undefeated in steel cage matches?

Emperor Smeat 09-08-2014 08:09 PM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>This match would be much more impactful if <a href="https://twitter.com/JohnCena">@JohnCena</a> hadn't made <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEBrayWyatt">@WWEBrayWyatt</a> his prison yard lady a few weeks ago <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/509131306412683264">September 9, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Lock Jaw 09-08-2014 08:10 PM

Top of the cage looks a bit different tonight.... or maybe it is just me....

Savio 09-08-2014 08:12 PM

it is triangle shape instead of square

Cool King 09-08-2014 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savior (Post 4506767)
it is triangle shape instead of square

Illuminati.

Lock Jaw 09-08-2014 08:19 PM

Wyatt does a great Book End

Savio 09-08-2014 08:19 PM

ROCK BOTTOM!

ClockShot 09-08-2014 08:21 PM

JUMPER!

Lock Jaw 09-08-2014 08:21 PM

Nasty collision

Cool King 09-08-2014 08:22 PM

Wow, Jericho.

I didn't expect that from him.

Lock Jaw 09-08-2014 08:23 PM

Some quality rape screengrabs here

Lock Jaw 09-08-2014 08:24 PM

Pretty interesting end, I guess. Don't recall ever seeing a cage match end with two people battling in the doorway like that.

Dark One 09-08-2014 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4506778)
Some quality rape screengrabs here

VINTAGE BRAY WYATT

Cool King 09-08-2014 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4506778)
Some quality rape screengrabs here

And audio too.

ClockShot 09-08-2014 08:24 PM

Jericho due for a break?

Dark One 09-08-2014 08:25 PM

Guess Jericho won't be having a match at NOC.

Lock Jaw 09-08-2014 08:25 PM

Bray Wyatt: "THIS IS FOR ALL OF YOU THAT DIDN'T VOTE FOR TAZZ DAN!!"

Dark One 09-08-2014 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClockShot (Post 4506784)
Jericho due for a break?

His latest tour of duty is about done--supposedly after Night of Champions. May have decided to end it here rather than wedge in a PPV match.

Emperor Smeat 09-08-2014 08:25 PM

Good cage match. The way Bray just awkwardly rolled out made it seem like a botch ending.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClockShot (Post 4506784)
Jericho due for a break?

Fozzy is touring again very soon.

Cool King 09-08-2014 08:28 PM


Lock Jaw 09-08-2014 08:32 PM

http://i.imgur.com/8x9zquE.gif

SlickyTrickyDamon 09-08-2014 08:33 PM

Maurice!

Lock Jaw 09-08-2014 08:34 PM

Let's get weird

Dark One 09-08-2014 08:34 PM

Not enough Maryse in those photos.

road doggy dogg 09-08-2014 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClockShot (Post 4506748)
Wasn't aware Raw had "seasons".

You know, that's something they should really consider doing. Buncha reasons for it that I won't get into here because I am watching DETROIT FOOTBALL LIONS etc

Cool King 09-08-2014 08:35 PM

What's so weird about a wrestler shaving his chest?

Corndad 09-08-2014 08:35 PM

Sandow has the same gimmick every week at least now.

ClockShot 09-08-2014 08:35 PM

Going on 3 weeks now with Sandow in this gimmick. This might be a good thing.

Savio 09-08-2014 08:36 PM

WWE doesn't go to Baltimore that often do they?

Lock Jaw 09-08-2014 08:36 PM

Needs more Ass Cream

SlickyTrickyDamon 09-08-2014 08:36 PM

No Maurice=no buy.

Cool King 09-08-2014 08:39 PM


ClockShot 09-08-2014 08:39 PM

They are REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLY pushing Springer tonight, aren't they?



Isn't Michael Sam supposed to be dropping by, too?

Savio 09-08-2014 08:40 PM

The Fappening continues

Savio 09-08-2014 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClockShot (Post 4506814)
They are REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLY pushing Springer tonight, aren't they?



Isn't Michael Sam supposed to be dropping by, too?

He declined

Cool King 09-08-2014 08:43 PM

Hey, maybe we'll see Rosa's ass tonight.

Lock Jaw 09-08-2014 08:44 PM

Rosa Mendes TV time up 500%

Lock Jaw 09-08-2014 08:45 PM

"That's a man baby" sign for Rosa

Innovator 09-08-2014 08:46 PM

Great 15 seconds of Paige and Natalya

Emperor Smeat 09-08-2014 08:46 PM

So did Paige channel the spirit of Aksana recently for those antics?

ClockShot 09-08-2014 08:48 PM

Just make out already!

Gotta wait until after 10 o'clock for that.

Corndad 09-08-2014 08:48 PM

Holy Crap an AJ LEE CHANT. Not a CM PUNK chant. a FREAKIN AJ LEE CHANT.

#1-norm-fan 09-08-2014 08:49 PM

Hmm. They're turning Rosa never winning into a storyline apparently. Nice.

SlickyTrickyDamon 09-08-2014 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 4506839)
Hmm. They're turning Rosa never winning into a storyline apparently. Nice.

She's a drunk and on total divas. That's the storyline I think.

Dark One 09-08-2014 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corndad (Post 4506837)
Holy Crap an AJ LEE CHANT. Not a CM PUNK chant. a FREAKIN AJ LEE CHANT.

Only after they got it out of their system at the start.

Lock Jaw 09-08-2014 08:51 PM

They should have Randy Orton deliver beatings to random people all night and then say "Sorry, it is the season premiere"

Lock Jaw 09-08-2014 08:52 PM

http://whatistheexcel.com/wooobooru/...if%2520wcw.gif

Should basically do this, but with RKOs and Orton Pose.

SlickyTrickyDamon 09-08-2014 08:54 PM

PAUL HEYMAN TIME!

owenbrown 09-08-2014 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4506850)
http://whatistheexcel.com/wooobooru/...if%2520wcw.gif

Should basically do this, but with RKOs and Orton Pose.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/F5czUMb8HlE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

SlickyTrickyDamon 09-08-2014 08:56 PM

Don't ruin a Heyman promo Cena.

Dark One 09-08-2014 08:56 PM

John Cena is really good at granting wishes.

ClockShot 09-08-2014 08:58 PM

So, the John Cena 5 Moves of Doom ain't the secret?

Corndad 09-08-2014 08:59 PM

Cena jab at Taker? Really.

Cool King 09-08-2014 08:59 PM

Cena taking a shot at Undertaker?

owenbrown 09-08-2014 08:59 PM

Is Paul Heyman high?! He been in the back with RVD? Don't tell Cena jack shit.

Corndad 09-08-2014 09:01 PM

LOL Heyman. That will be a video played over and over again...

CENA SUCKS CENA SUCKS CENA SUCKS

Emperor Smeat 09-08-2014 09:01 PM

:lol: Heyman

Lock Jaw 09-08-2014 09:02 PM

Embrace the hate

Corndad 09-08-2014 09:02 PM

Heyman. We have been trying to turn him Heel for years. Ain't happening.

Cool King 09-08-2014 09:03 PM

Rise Above Hat.

ClockShot 09-08-2014 09:03 PM

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn Paul.

Dark One 09-08-2014 09:03 PM

That Kane feud would have been 10000x better if Kane had just had Heyman cut this promo for him.

Cool King 09-08-2014 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corndad (Post 4506885)
Heyman. We have been trying to turn him Heel for years. Ain't happening.

If anyone can do it, it's Heyman.

Corndad 09-08-2014 09:04 PM

Heyman should get an entire hour every week.

Emperor Smeat 09-08-2014 09:04 PM

Heyman's amazing right now. Tonight's promo might even be topping the Cena rap promo he gave weeks ago.

road doggy dogg 09-08-2014 09:04 PM

I'm not watching, but I feel Dark One's post could easily be edited to apply to any situation on any given Raw:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark One (Post 4506888)
That [INSERT WRESTLER] feud would have been 10000x better if [INSERT WRESTLER] had just had Heyman cut this promo for him.


Corndad 09-08-2014 09:05 PM

Go all Nikki Bella Cena. Do it.

ClockShot 09-08-2014 09:05 PM

Sounds like these chants are piped in.

Dark One 09-08-2014 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corndad (Post 4506892)
Heyman should get an entire hour every week.

MONDAY NIGHT HEYMAN, FEATURING PAUL HEYMAN, WITH A SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE BY PAUL HEYMAN

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/20...ff-d7p4q5g.jpg

Lock Jaw 09-08-2014 09:07 PM

John Cena vs. The Elite

Dark One 09-08-2014 09:07 PM

"Wife beater" is a dangerous phrase around them parts right now, John.

#1-norm-fan 09-08-2014 09:07 PM

Aww. For a split second it sounded like Cena was about to say "Shut up, all of you!" Would have been hilariously odd.

Dark One 09-08-2014 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by road doggy dogg (Post 4506895)
I'm not watching, but I feel Dark One's post could easily be edited to apply to any situation on any given Raw:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark One (Post 4506888)
That Kane feud would have been 10000x better if Kane had just had Heyman cut this promo for him.


It's simple:

We clone Paul Heyman.

Dukelorange 09-08-2014 09:08 PM

Anybody got have AJ & Paige animated gifs of that match?

owenbrown 09-08-2014 09:08 PM

well I knew he was gonna tell Paul E. to shut up

dronepool 09-08-2014 09:08 PM

Good promo.

Innovator 09-08-2014 09:08 PM

It's simple

We drill

Dark One 09-08-2014 09:09 PM

"Be John Cena, repeat. Be John Cena, repeat. Be John Cena, repeat. Be John Cena, repeat. Be John Cena, repeat. Be John Cena, repeat. Be John Cena, repeat. Be John Cena, repeat. Be John Cena, repeat. Be John Cena, repeat. Be John Cena, repeat. Be John Cena, repeat."

That also describes the title scene for the past ten years.

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2...Ba_dum_tss.gif

rockman725 09-08-2014 09:09 PM

A Cena heel turn at NOC would be absolutely amazing after this promo.

Corndad 09-08-2014 09:09 PM

He's goin all Make a Wish.

Cool King 09-08-2014 09:10 PM

Cena has a Purple Heart now?

Dark One 09-08-2014 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool King (Post 4506915)
Cena has a Purple Heart now?

Gotta match the shirts.

So, apparently the secret to making John Cena a compelling face is to have him go back and forth with Paul Heyman.

Which is again true for [insert wrestler here].

Lock Jaw 09-08-2014 09:11 PM

John Cena reminding me why he is amazing right now

owenbrown 09-08-2014 09:13 PM

BAH GAWD THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY sign in the crowd :lol:


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