Summer of Shinsen Presents: The 9/15 Raw Thread! Featuring the pointless Y2J/RKO feud!!!
 

Was waiting for someone to make this, I'm at work so I couldn't really do it. I do however feel this Heyman's letter is good for the story, so I'll repost it here......




LADIES AND GENTELMEN MY NAME IS PAUL HEYMAN, and I offer you greetings from 40,000 feet. As I embark on this journey to the wretched State of Louisiana, I find myself repulsed by the notion that John Cena has yet to realize there is no shame in being a strong, clear cut, number two… when number one is my client, the reigning defending undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World Brock Lesnar!

Last week on WWE Monday Night RAW, I OFFERED JOHN CENA THE BEST ADVICE HE EVER RECEIVED IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE! Unfortunately, John Cena is so wrapped up in this self-image of being your hero, he fool-heartedly issued a challenge for Brock Lesnar to show up tomorrow night in (of all places) Lafayette, Louisiana… live on RAW… and not for a face to face confrontation, but for a fight. Need I remind John Cena, it was in that very State of Louisiana, New Orleans to be exact, where my client Brock Lesnar Conquered The Undertaker’s Undefeated Streak at Wrestlemania? Need I remind John Cena, I told everyone in advance that would happen?

Need I remind John Cena I told everyone my client would beat, victimize and conquer him at SummerSlam?

John Cena has challenged Brock Lesnar to a fight six days before their rematch for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship at Night of Champions.

It’s a heroic gesture, but a stupid one at that. Brock Lesnar is going to kick John Cena’s ass all over Monday Night RAW, and John Cena will not have enough time to recover to be 100% for his contractually-invoked rematch at WWE Night of Champions next Sunday.

Martyrdom does not guarantee immortality. Bluntly, it guarantees the opposite. Martyrdom only offers death. In this case, the death of John Cena’s dream of proving himself anything but inferior to my client, the reigning defending WWE Heavyweight Champion of the World, Brock Lesnar!”

Sick burn. Repeat. Sick burn. Repeat. Sick burn. Repeat. Sick burn. Repeat. Sick burn. Repeat. Sick burn. Repeat. Sick burn. Repeat. Sick burn. Repeat. Sick burn. Repeat. Sick burn. Repeat.

What shirt will be thrown at Alex Riley this week?

All of my streams look like they're being broadcast from the bottom of an aquarium tonight. Some nights I hate living on the west coast.

I love how they have that young kid Connor in the opening montage now :y:

Respect WWE.

PAUL HEYMAN!

Brrrrrrrr do do do do lol

Heyman should just talk for 3 hours.

Dark Man calls himself the man of 1,000 gifs. Yet I've only ever seen the one.... SHENANIGANS!

Would have marked out if that was Lesnar :lol:

Real nice touch. WWE does stuff like that so right.

Also, tonight's moderation is being brought to you by YOUR King, Tazz Dan. Unless, you know, somebody else turns up.

$9.99!

Gif number one... ARMBAR.

AU$10.77

Mundane Night RAW

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24 hours

Has everybody else here seen Heyman's DVD/BluRay yet? Because it's fucking amazing. Get on it.

"7 days ago I gave you 24 hours"?

Does that make sense?

7 days ago... 24 hours.

So when Monday Night Football starts we fight!

I'm texting Y2J at the moment, about to take a call from him soon, he's with Brock backstage. Any questions for him?

So Cena is gonna commit assault on Paul Heyman if Brock doesn't show up? Seems legit.

Brock IS winning sunday, right? Tipsters season is winding down and "inside info" would be great.

How is that not a PPV match?

Cena must be using some old Dragon Ball or DBZ clocks for time.

Wait, Brock's not late? SHENANIGANS!

Fucker was in Gorilla, he just told me

And now he comes out :lol:

Well we can all bid Jericho a fond farewell

Would be funny if Y2J came out while texting you.

He was meant to have a promo tonight, but it was caned. I guess they changed his match time from earlier in the night, I wasn't expecting him until the second hour.

He was going to drop a line saying "I create Kings", in reference to here. I'm sad now :(

a win against Korporate Kane should brighten your day

I'm assuming Brock was in Gorilla waiting for Cena/Heyman to come back maybe?

Damn Dan, sorry bout that.

Does half of what they say makes sense?

racist Cena

Cena speak PooJabber.

The hell?

HeisyWithTheSweetHeiny has turned up! Woooooo

MALIBU KANE!

This thread is going 20 pages tonight. Help me out guys!

Did I mention Jericho has helped me out financially with my wedding? Good guy :y:

The DOCKERS Kane

:-\ That would have been amazing.

Just got in from my son's football game #SportsDad2014 #MyDadNeverWentToMyGames

Ask him if Fozzy is coming to Memphis

Can you confirm whether or not Chris Jericho is better than Jesus?

Ask him!!!!!!!!!!

Ask him if he can get Cheap Pops uncancelled!

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Random flashback. Wasnt it Kane vs Jericho the match when the ECW group came together. God that was a sweet moment. That Invasion should have been so much more.

I think Tazz Dan just jumped the shark.

Jericho bleeding from arm?

I enjoyed the Invasion, went to a bar underage to see that PPV. Remember the place being split, cool environment

From the hands. And Feet. #jesus

It should have been, but at the end of the day, they were fucked with the WCW talent they could get at the time. It was a good run while it lasted though. The Invasion PPV was good, by memory. I might watch it later on the network. RVD/Hardy was good.

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:| they made a music video for $9.99

That PPV one of my all time favs. I was just saying the angle as a whole.

Blink 9.99

GOOD LORD THEY MADE A SONG ABOUT IT

The hell was that music video.

THE OUTSIDE NOW CLIP OF THE NIGHT!

I think you freaked him out

Yes. You can tell that by his reply. Total freak out. You should see half the shit he sends me.... I can't share though. And don't start being a dick because I've said that, he's just made it clear it wouldn't be cool to show any drunk texts he sends me. And as his friend, I would do that to him. Please be respectful of that too.

I'm over Rusev. Well, maybe the whole USA vs Russia thing, I just feel it's ran its course. But I guess it gives Henry something to do, I just hate Swagger lost his spot for it.

They need to move Rusev on to something different after this, otherwise he'll just fade.

Should have built up Rhyno, more, and Booker T (instead of burrying him)

Baby girl

Booker T was never burried. often misused however

Holy shit

Swagger!

That's a true fucking friend right there. Kudos to you TD!! Not much loyalty anymore in the world!

Hahahaha podcast dot com

They'll promote the Stone Cold podcast. But you won't hear a peep about "Steve Austin's Broken Skull"

Goddamn You Cole! It's podcast ONE o n e dot com

Oh wow, Jerry Lawler has been on a wrestlers podcast. Not many people can say that!

Finally updated the avatar. ARE YOU HAPPY TAZZ DAN?

Words of a commie right there. :n: USA #1 or gtfo!

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IT'S BO TIME!

I'm never happy.