Official "It's No Longer Funny" RAW Thread for 9/29
 

Monday Night Raw returns to Chicago tonight. Here is what I believe to be the official preview:

http://www.kayfabenews.com/chicago-r...vely-annoying/

I may just polish up my new WWE Network subscription (for which I paid only 9.99!) and watch some old Saturday Night's Main Event.

Something about that Official preview seems off. Probably the spelling mistakes.

the fans will be at least as entertaining as the show, if not moreso. i don't blame them for that.

Leave me alone, I've been drinking and it's the last day of my vacation.

Ryback :(

So, it's not a magic show? And by that I mean, we won't be told the secret of how Dean Ambrose escaped the locker room last week? I gotta wait for that fucking masked guy to tell me the secret on a FOX special?!

Whatever.

You should have watched Main Event.

Highlight for spoiler:
"There was a back door. I'm not Houdini."

Though in 2 years when WWE gets bored and does an impersonation gimmick with him, HouDEANi will be a fun one.

love that this is the Raw thread for July 29th instead of September 29th :lol:

Checking up on the actual preview and tonight is about some keymaster thingy, boring or not Bellas stuff, and for some reason John Cena vs the World.

The Authority is kicking off the show. We're off to a truly original start.

CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK

Ugh. October. Breast Cancer Month.

Pink ropes, pink armbands, pink pins, pink ring attire.

Just remember, 5 percent of the money you donate goes to awareness to breast cancer... or some shit like that.

So, where's the rest of the $9.99 go?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>The briefcase is a symbol that represents this business: dented, banged up &amp; empty. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/516741021908996096">September 30, 2014</a></blockquote>
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To keep all of your favorite Superstars in the doghouse.

kinda wanted to do a google hangout chat for Raw :-\

In other news, the "Vince & Linda McMahon Center for Women & Children" opened today here in Connecticut. Willing to bet there's gonna be a plug for that sometime in the near future.

Hahaha. I saw something about them trying to squash Colt Cabana shit on Raw, and then there's a giant Colt Cabana head in the front row.

Oh Internet, never change.

AJ Lee is gonna get the pop of the night.

HA! Fooled the fans on that one.

Never noticed before but those pauses in Rollins theme sound really odd and/or bad. Seems like the song is about to loop or skipped when it happens.

You're right about that one, Seth.

Items? Plural?

What exactly, besides a contract, is in there?

Exactly. Makes me think on one hand she won't even actually have a match tonight.

I hate that Heyman and Brock are just gonna let Rollins slide on this you'd think Brock would wanna kick Rollin's teeth in.

Due to the sheer audacity

Way to steal Ambrose's heat Cena.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>In WWE2K15 <a href="https://twitter.com/WWERollins">@WWERollins</a>'s finisher is &quot;run away&quot; <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/516743567113334784">September 30, 2014</a></blockquote>
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I hope that tonight starts the program with AJ getting so "crazy" with all of the Punk chants, she thinks she is CM Punk.

That or Paige GTSs her

So many ways that question can be answered. :lol:

So, are Noble & Mercury officially the new Patterson & Brisco?

JAMIE FUCKING NOBLE

CESAROGUN

Noble & Mercury on briefcase retrieval.



This should be goooooood.

Every time I see Noble, all I can think about is...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HZnpKhDIM7...a-wwe-diva.jpg

To RAW Crowd:

You gotta let him go. CM Punk is dead.

Love,

Me

Love Sandow lol

Miz & Sandow are more in sync with their routine than the Usos.

Can we just have Sandow be the Miz? He does it better than the Miz

Hey Colt Cabana, how you doin'?

A sandwich. Maybe he hasn't embraced Internet porn and keeps his stash in there too.

:lol: the bad camera switch made it seem like Ziggler randomly jumped into the turnbuckle.

Was that a one-armed tilt-a-whirl backbreaker? My goodness, Cesaro is just inhumanly strong.

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That was a good match.

I wanted Cesaro to win

I said " HEEVE U SEEEEN DEEN AMBROSE"

please tell me they are not the new Patterson and Brisco...

THEY AREN'T A GANG JAMIE. IT'S OKAY.

So when will it be time for a Great Khali employment clock?

Why am I live streaming my ugly mug when no one is watching? :lol:

Please stop complaining about everything good.

OH NO!

What happened to Harper?!

Mystery solved.

Dean Ambrose is inside the picture of himself behind them.

Really good Wyatts video. The group needed a reboot after the past few months.

Nice burn, Hunter.

Damien Mizdow doing all the talking :lol:

Hardee's/Carl's Jr. trying a bit too hard lately for their overpriced burgers

NATTIES HUSBAND IS ON RAW!!!!!

Its kinda sad I already know one Raw match just by watching Divas night before.

Also. MY GOD ROSA

LOL at Tyson actually playing this up outside the ring

poll: will there be a wardrobe malfunction in this match?

Oh my god I don't give a shit about this match.

So is Tyson Kidd like a walking Apple advertisement or something?

Someone lost their hair lol

Tyson looks and sounds like a serial killer on Total Divas

Am I the only one seeing that?

"Nattie's husband" chants on Raw :lol:

behind a bit, but Cesaro needs a stunt double called Bizaro

thank you for letting us know the new iphone is out, WWE

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So JBL ended up accidentally bashing the WWE Network since that and not video games is what Tyson was doing.

Love Tyson Kidd being on RAW. Hopefully he gets to be on RAW more and involved in more than just Total Divas related matches.

He's doing a real great job on NXT, and I think his character could be a great IC/US Title contender/champion if they actually gave him the chance to shine like he does on NXT.

Dean's Deals. Limited time only! EVERYTHING MUST GO! $9.99!

Ambrose is so much better a face then I thought he would be. I love it.

:lol:

CRUISERWEIGHT DIVISION

Cruiserweight division?!

Its got kiddie porn in it doesn't it Seth you twisted bastard.

Just legit popped for the Cruiserweight line

Everything Rollins used to carry in his pouches is now in his briefcase

IT'S A TRAP, DEAN!

Get in there Noble!

Would have been smart to give out what's left of Punk's merch

Jerry Lawler is not allowed to critique others' clothing.

Those the same rent-a-cops from last week?