The Official TLCS Thread - Featuring the debut of Bobby Lasley's cousin
 

So, I hear there is a PPV today. Pre-show going on right now. Stardust has gone green.

Greendust

Totally Love Cena Show

Presentdust.

What happened to the cosmic key?

Look at how much fun Kofi Kingston is having!!!

Missing just like the box of brass rings Triple H lost somewhere. Might have been in the same box.

:lol: Booker T

Love that they actually have a graphic for his ducky picks

God damn Alex Riley sucks.

Dolph and Harper to kick off the PPV.

Man, I'm not looking forward to another Brock vs Cena match at all. That's fucking overkill.

Heyman just made a tables match sound like a career ender

So was it ever explained why Seth doesn't get the #1 contender-ship if Cena gets beaten?

Or if Cena gets barred from getting it back should he lose?

Drink every time they say "Demolition Derby."

The no1 contendership isn't a title. Cena only has a chance to lose it because he was a shithead to LockJaw closing the Laptop on him.

Bork Lazer confirmed to defend title at the Royal Rumble.

eat a bunch of dicks, #1-wwf-fan and SlickyTrickyDickless

Dolphin guy has been "duped" a few times over the past year only to come back and say "Okay. My source is good again." I no longer trust him.

<font color=goldenrod>Holy shit, Harper</font>

Ouch at Harper.

Coming from you, owen though... I think that needs to be spoiler tagged. One could probably figure out what you mean.

Yeah, can't really stop a ladder match to patch up bleeding. "Hey, can you just not go for the belt for a few minutes while we paste his forehead back together?"

Didn't that actually happen before? I wanna say it was Shelton Benjamin vs Christian.

Fuck you Owen.

Mods delete his post if he doesn't spoiler it.

Yep.

I know ladder matches are usually pretty painful but Ziggler has made me cringe everytime he's fallen off the ladder.

<font color=goldenrod>Fantastic opener.</font>

The only championship Cleveland will have this year.

Amazing match.

Don't think Harper won a single match while IC champ.

Solid match. Glad Dolph won. Feel like he should have been higher up on the card, though.

<font color=goldenrod>Supposedly everyone wants to try to one-up NXT. That was a good start. Now let's see someone try to top that opener.</font>

Awesome ladder match

YESSSS!!!! USOS!!!!

the Super Cuntsos

Don't know about this match....

Don't want The Usos to lose to these guys, but don't want them to win because the winners are just going to drop the belts to The Ascension pretty soon.

You would think they'd screen these women for some semblance of acting ability before they hire them. Sometimes it feels like Lana and AJ are the only ones who can play a character.

That would involve them seeing the divas as anything more than eye candy to help sell the product.

I can't wait for the 12th annual "Honor the Troops thing"

WOO! DQ! FUCK YEAH!

If the stairs are really that heavy.... how come everyone but John Cena can pick them up so easily?

My stream really starting to lag....

No, that's just Big Show at full speed.

They lost them to Miz and Mizdow.

is this PPV gonna be any good... cancelled my WWE sub ages ago, might stream this if it's gonna be DECENT

So you missed R-Evolution? For shame.

ron the truth evolution what

Brock Lesnar Guy!

NXT Take-Over on Thursday

This is an alright match concept but not really worth re-naming a ppv over.

NXT lol

Big Show you're a booolie.

IC title match that opened the ppv was really good. Tag match was decent.

Amborse vs Wyatt should be good. Everything else is a toss up.

:fu:

No WWE Paige

no I meant it's funny they are saying NXT because they are right not that this shit is better

:y:

Dumb end.

Weird match

what a horrible match

Trap Win.

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Was that the only pin attempt the entire match?

Apparently Naomi is off of Total Divas.... not enough of a terrible person.

I'm going to have an aneurysm if Cole keeps saying "TLC and Chairs."

Wot?

DEAN AMBROSE IS GOING TO MAIN EVENT A WWE PPV FOR THE SECOND TIME IN A ROW WITH A 1 ON 1 MAIN EVENT.

Cena match now? Or are they just hyping it up?

I'm okay with that. Would make AJ Lee a main eventer too.

We're doing the Cena match already?

I guess the actual TLC match is main eventing.

Really hope Ambrose finally gets a win.

Maybe Cena loses here and they make Ambrose/Wyatt for the new #1 Contender.

Give Cole a cookie he said the name of the PPV right!

:y: Ambrose vs Wyatt as the main event tonight.

Why is there a crate of sodas under the ring? Someone hiding?

It's for the Midgets in Midget Land.

Isn't he saying TLC and Stairs. As in the change of the PPV name?

I kinda want Cena to win this, just so he won't be in the Royal Rumble.

How is Cena going to overcome these odds?

What's the buzz around the world on the ISIS terror attack in Australia? I mean, if this was happening in America it would be the ONLY news being reported in the world right now.

And by attack, I mean roughly 50 hostages being held hostage by a gunman in a highly populated Sydney business area.

who wins the Rumble? Ambrose? Wyatt? Reigns?

Holy fuck. This is the first I'm hearing about this.

What if he wins this, then the rumble, and beats Rollins for the MiTB case on Raw or somehing. Just to make sure all bases are covered. And then being the obvious underdog, will OVERCOME THE ODDS and win the title at WM.

:|

<font color=goldenrod>NXT Takeover: Plachas every match
WWE TLC: Timekeeper spots every match</font>

If he was competent yes.

Yeah, about 9:45am this morning (it's 1:20pm now) at least one person took them hostage at a Lindt Chocolate store. There was a bag left at a nearby hospital also which is being checked, and a few other things. It's all sad, and scary, but we're just waiting for things to start exploding :(

Salida Del Sol!

Okay.

<font color=goldenrod>Like 90% likely to be Reigns.</font>

I've actually only notice them say it once, at the start of the PPV.

Skywalker, you mean.

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KILL THAT FUCK

cena wiffed that punch bad

ders no ref Cole.