WWE RAW 1/5/15 featuring the Authoritah, non-smoking ambulances, and Ziggy regretting being a Cena Guy
 

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Booker T is on commentary for RAW. Our thoughts and prayers to whomever is doing the closed captioning <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/552197786523799552">January 5, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Jesus Ambrose will make his 2015 arrival again!

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Booker T on commentary? Hot Dog its a DVR night!

Shucky Ducky!! :)

I wonder who will make the FAVE FIVE

Interested to see what they do with Daniel Bryan tonight what with both him and The Authority returning....

Hope Raw ends with Ziggler holding up the IC Title in the ring and a pissed off Authority on the stage. That would be spectacular.

Whoa, a RAW intro! With new golden boy having the final shot.

Kallisto debut LIVE on RAW via T-Shirt

Darren Young is back!

Curtis Axel Sighting!

... is Stardust wearing a Stardust mask?

:lol: Cena still doesn't care that Christian also got attacked

Divas werent allowed in the ring

Daniel Bryan needs to come out and kick someone in the head.

Sin Cara is winning the Rumble.

Rollins added to match. Kinda sweet.

Fuck yeah! Triple Threat!

I was dreading the Cena v. Lesnar match.

Rollins gets a title match and doesnt need to cash in...

Wonder if RR ends with a cash in after the match. Would be brilliant.

Rollins added into the match good

John Cena appreciation night?

3 full hours of make-a-wish kids? Instant turnoff.

So, everytime they show the ring and show Mizdow, I think of "corporate security" Big Bossman.

Also, I see the triple threat ending with Lesnar or Cena victory, then Seth cashes in right after te match he just had.

This is gonna be good

HHH didnt bust out his BNB impression

If Zigs is gonna drop the title back to Barrett, then I have no problem with it.

yes king bookah

Shucky Ducky Quack Quack Moment of the night!

Hey, it worked for Sting... more than once

BREAK OUT THE BOOKER AND COLE BINGO CARD! THIS IS GONNA BE FAVE FIVE RAW OF THE YEAR! WHAT DA HEELLL IS GONNA HAPPEN IN THE SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK AMBULANCE MATCH?!

Rollins walking out of the Rumble as champion. Lesnar doesn't get pinned.

Mania sees....

Rollins vs. Daniel Bryan (winner of the Rumble) vs. Ambrose (who becomes even more unhinged when Rollins wins the title and rants about how it is unacceptable a scumbag like Rollins has the belt.... gets involved so much that they add him to the match)

Reigns vs. Lesnar (Who get into it some other way.... Reigns wins and still gets the rub of being the one to beat the one in twenty-one and one, but he doesn't get the title yet)

Cena fights and buries Rusev or something.

Speaking of guys who never lost their titles....

So torn about this. Want Ziggler to be pushed to the moon but I wouldn't mind Barrett getting the IC Title back tonight.

LETS GO BAD NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well that was quick. The hell.

Well if he drops the IC title it does kinda free...neermind

I walk away for 5 seconds to get a soda and the match is over?! THE FUCK!?

.... booooooooooooo kill that over selling fuck

Y'know you almost forget Barrett is supposed to be a heel

So Ziggler/BNB at the Rumble obviously....

Cena in the back watching the monitor eating popcorn with security

"Purple Reigns" sign in the crowd makes me think how awesome it would be if Roman should adopt TAFKAPI's entrance and theme.

2/3 falls.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Time for Ziggler to overcome the odds!

Do a Barrett Roll!

Well that explains the long beating. Odd that they decide to play Barrett's music even though the match isn't over yet.

Smelly might be on to something.

Would make quite the storyline if all the "Cena guys" went against Cena for caving and bringing back The Authority. Might finally cause Cena to go heel somehow someway.

Dolph should win 3rd fall and Kane announces its 3 out of 5

One of these days I want to hear someone utter the phrase "I challenge you to a one out of two falls match!"

Barret calling the Barrett Roll wasteland..

The Ascension welcoming everyone to the Wasteland..

Hmm

Sting vs Cena?

No, the progression dictates if they go down that path, Ziggler will retain by countout or DQ... which will be overturned by Kane. Then the other thing happens... match gets restarted... after a hellacious showing, and possibly interference by the Director of Operations himself, Wade reclaims the IC.

Well...... that sucks.

Yes!

BNB!!

BOOM!

THAT'S GOOD NEWS FOR THE WWE!

Dolph should have resolved to not get so distracted in 2015

Dolph is above the title now anyways.

Barrett! Excited for him but man. Now poor Ziggler gets put feud probably with Kane.

Kind of wanted Ziggler to have a lengthy reign... overcoming odds... standing up to The Authority he defeated once before.....

Instead, we are back to what was just happening to him pre-Survivor Series (being beaten up and losing title)

BNB!!!!!!!!!

Kurt Angle!


Did TNA hijack my TV signal?

Miss Kurt Angle in WWE so damn much.

See Cena that wasn't so bad!

:y: Barrett won

Little to no expectations that he's going to get a real boost with the reign though.

This Wednesday live on Destination America

This is not best for business.

You'd think so but the WWE only has eyes for Roman its a shame really because dolph is the man

Renee looking lovely.... possible haircut....

Big Show just lost 50 lbs

Great intonation there Roman...

weak ass Roman promo

What a bad promo by reigns

Bray vs Dean in a buried alive match at the Rumble

Oh Roman Roman Roman SMH

That's a pretty cool Titantron for The Ascension.

Legion of Doom 2.0

Tell em Viktor!

At least they openly acknowledge their predecessors

Hahahaha. Who are these jobbers?

well seeing how demolittion are 60 year old men
and only one member of lod is alive

Fall of jobbers

The Ascension leaves NXT to... squash these guys.

JBL is so pissed lol

Team Blue Pants. Might be related to the other Blue Pants in NXT.

Holy shit, did I just see actual "jobbers" on Raw? When's the last time we had a complete squash match like that on Raw

The Ascension is the Legion of ZzZ

Ryback?

Couldn't stop laughing at blue singlet midget

That was definitely HHH behind that booking. Good call in my opinion. That's how you get those guys over

So... when Ryback squashes jobbers, it's impressive. When Ascention squashes jobbers, they're delusional. Way to push the new act, announce team!

I cannot wait till Roman gets to Philly

Lana looking good tonight.... less eye makeup maybe....

Time for somebody to be eliminated in Survivor.

Wrestling on every night next week cant wait

I guess theres wrestling on every night this week too.. Even better

<font color=goldenrod>I want The Ascension to keep boasting every show about how great they are even though their competition gets worse and worse. Until they eventually hit the Fall of Man on El Torito.</font>

I had a dream that the Authority punished the Big Show by taking away his name. When he came to the ring they would just say his weight and nothing else.