GAME: Pro Wrestling Hashtag Wars
 

:wave: Once upon a time, I did a "Wrestling Scenes from a Hat" game that was pretty much an excuse to make funnies in an improv fashion. Well, this is pretty much the same thing.

If you watch @midnight, then you know how this works. I give you a topic. You come up with a witty response. I give you "points" (in the form of rep) unless your answer is just absolutely terrible. Then I pick the best/my favorite one, make a new hashtag theme, and we repeat.

Our first hashtag is #RejectedFinishingMoves.
Examples include: Steve Austin's Stone Cold Sunner, Jeff Hardy's Wonton Bomb, and the short-lived Tickler Crossface.

I'm putting an indeterminate amount of time on the board, and GO!!

John Cena's Altitude Adjustment :shifty:

I will see myself out :|

Mizzark Henry's chocolate drop

Owen Hart's Snake Eyes

Oh wait, it's supposed to be all about the lolz. Nothing is funnier than poop so let's go. The Poop Bottom, the Poopshooter, the flying poop, the Bonzai poop, Vader poop, the million dollar poop, the poop awakening, the perfect poop, and of course the poop slam. So much funny. I win.

Adam Rose's "The Roofie"

Mister Abigail, Bray Wyatt's new transgender finisher

Crack Attack, now known as the "Stinkface" by Rikishi.

i prefer the shartshooter

CenaSpinsLOL

It's a spinaroonie.

the pepsi clunge

Darren Young "AIDS"

Adrian Neville's "Red Error"

Miz's stall flushing finale

Dean Ambrose Birdy Seeds

CM Punk Go to Work

Goldberg The Schmear

The Web-Paige (Black Widow)

Triple H's Pedo-gree.

Actually, his finisher should at first be called "HIV positive" then later on it will be called "full blown AIDS". Wonder what kind of AIDS it would be?

the brogue lick

world's strongest lamb

Neville's Silver Arrow

Dwayne Johnson's Rock Bottom at the box office

Pump-handle Ram

HBK's Sweet Chum Music-- Michaels 'tunes up the band', then throws a bucket of fish guts on the opponent.

Sami Zayn's Fallujah Kick-- just like the Helluva Kick, only Zayn's boot is full of white phosphorous and he sometimes hits innocent bystanders with it.

John Cena's original AA-- he picks the opponent up in a fireman's carry, then admits he's an alcoholic.

Throw 2 Sheep

Turdstomp

Wade Barrett: Calf Gavel

Kane: Hugslam

Daniel Bryan: Maybe? lock

The Pedigree - Trips gives his opponent a bowl of dog food and a blue ribbon

The Quadramatic Formula.-breaking your quad in dramatic ways.

The Mattitude Adjustment- Cena lifts up the opponent, then calls Matt Hardy and gives him some sound advice that he thinks Matt will really take to heart.

Roman Reigns' "Birdman (Or The Unexpected Virtue Of Ignorance) Punch"

Dirty deeds - deans double arm ddt with sodomy

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The PEDigree: Triple H kicks you in the midsection, hooks your arms, then tells you to go home for a month

6T9

Fattitude Adjustment - Cena hoists you on his shoulders then helps you change your diet and workout habits, tracks your weekly progress, then clotheslines you on the scale

WTF - John Cena gets you to the mat, hooks your ankles, then stops and looks around, confused about what's going on.

The LARPshooter

RVD - 420-Star Frog Splash.

AJ Styles' "Styles Bash" - He drops you on your neck and then proceeds to critique your ring gear

Pratfall Of Man

His signature is HIV positive with the finisher being AIDs

it works on a few levels

Crippler Duck Face.

Roman Reigns does a promo that makes no sense and confuses the opponent for a roll up win.

Is the hashtag of the day, although I also really loved Goldberg's The Schmear. Pretty much all hilarious answers, everyone. Well done!

(Also, I think it reads better if you put one entry per reply.)

Our next hashtag is #WorsenAGimmickMatch.
Examples include: a Basket Match, a Slumberjack Match, and Tables, Ladders, Chairs, and Stairs.

I'm putting 60 seconds plus a lot more than that on the clock, and begin!

Falls Count Somewhere Match.


BUT WHERE?!! The wrestlers will have to deduce for themselves, solving a series of clues, whilst simultaneously doing battle with their foe....


Actually, scratch that one. That would be awesome, so it isn't making it worse.

Poonjabi Prison Match.

Losing Diva has to have a date with the Great Khali.

Feast or Fired.

TNA Ruined Money in the Bank.

Lumberjackoff match

WarGays

Three stages of smell

Cables, Bladders, and Swears

Disco Inferno Match

Royal Ramble - 30 men enter, all of them walk around aimlessly

Twenty-six Sides Of Steel

Hell In The Nucleus Of A Cell

Taxicab Match.

Only way to win is force your opponent into a cab, shut the door, and hand the cabbie the correct fare needed.

Softcore Match: Match proceeds as usual, but the camera cuts to the crowd on every pinfall attempt

Next-To-Last Man Standing

Tables, Ladders, and Musical Chairs

I Hereby Tender My Resignation Match

Steel Paige Match, you have to climb to win....but she's not real

Sadder Match - ladder match for a bottle of antidepressants

<font color=goldenrod>Coleminer's Glove</font>

<font color=goldenrod>Strap-on match</font>

<font color=goldenrod>60-minute Tony Stark match</font>

Eat The Clock Challenge

Beat the Cock Challenge

Eat The Cock Challenge

Money in the Sperm Bank

Monkey in the Bank match

A monkey is released in a local bank... two superstars are sent in.... first to get the monkey out of the bank is declared winner...

King of the Catering Line tournament

Actually, scratch this one too, because it would also be pretty awesome.

Singapore Kane Match. Glen Jacobs enrages an East Asian nation by performing the entire match in yellowface.

King Of The Fountain

Ive told you before
I also got

Please... I had the idea eons ago.... Plus having to solve clues is way better than asking the ref "hot or cold"....

Had a "Falls Count Somewhere" match way back in my e-fed days.....

TNA Fleas or Fryer match

TNA Full Monty Mayhem

TNA 6 slides of Steel (to escape the cage you have to go down a slide)

King of the Iron Mountain - winner backs up all his data

Six Sides of Steele - Triple H wins

Monster's Ball Unplugged

<font color=goldenrod>Judy Bagwell on a Stripper's Pole</font>

Blindfold cage match

Efemination Chamber loser must undergo a sex change

Cremated Alive match first person to scatter their opponents ashes wins

Lion's Done: The match continues until the large jungle cat is finished cooking

Loser loves town - loser can only wrestle in that town for the rest of their career

Duchess of Stamford Rules Match

A wrestling match where no wrestling moves are allowed and each wrestler must give a 20 minute promo while fighting during the match itself.

Handycamp match weapons are items useful when camping

Tunney In The Bank: A title shot for the first to climb the ladder and retrieve the ashes of former WWF President Jack Tunney

I spit match first wrestler to spit loses

Word War 3 60 man promo battle eliminations occur when you fuck up by saying things like "tuck your legs between your legs"

No DQ match loser is barred from Dairy Queen

No countouts but there are count ins. Match can only take place inside the ring for a 10 count

#101 contender match earn the right to be the 100th next man up

Survive or Sears - Eliminated team forced to work at sears