CHW signs German wrestling prodigy CS WILKEN!!!
 

WOW!

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Superstars from ALL OVER THE WORLD are coming to CHW Pro. CHW'S PRO'S latest acquisition is none other than this man from Frankfurt Germany, a wrestling legend in the making... CS WILKEN! I got a feeling that one day well be watching CS WILKEN at WrestleMania...this guy has "IT".

CS Wilken debuted in an INCREDIBLE match against SCYTHE at CHW PRO last event and won with his patented and incredible finishing move THE IRON CROSS...performing it on a man the size of Scythe is no easy task!

Im excited to see who CS Wilken is going to face at CHW DANGER ZONE!

I bet he's not really German.

A German with a finisher called "Iron Cross".

really.......

Definitely not German. No self respecting German would every wear barbwire hot pants over spandex -.-

The Iron Cross is a symbol of the armed forces of GERMANY.

Wrestlemania Lol.

Thought about going into detail about this, but I am doubtful things would resonate.

Ringenmania as he would call it. He's German you know.

He should really get a new name though. CS Wilken sounds Irish. Have him change it to SS Himmler way more German.

Hope we see him in an Elimination Chamber. It would be a real gas.

He is such an übermensch he will blitzkrieg through the CHW universe for sure

Why no Hitler 'stache? Where's the armband?

How in the fuck am I supposed to be sure he's German?

At least give him a swastika tattoo. Jeez.

He's got on the Ascensions junior starter gear.

Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuhrer

Looks more like a Neo Nazi.

It's a typical neo nazi shorts/tights combo.

We need Innovator to AMERIFUCK HIS NAZI EYEHOLESSSSSSS

Holy fuck! This is like when Paul Heyman brought Rey Mysterio and Psicosis to ECW!

Reinhard H. Wilken

Let's just call him Reinhardt Heydrich jr.

He looks like he is HIV positive.

"He looks like a jew that was in Auschwitz if we are to believe the narrative about the holocaust"...that's what owenbrown is thinking right now.

GUYS.

CS Wilken is not a Nazi and not suppose to be a Nazi or have anything to do with Nazis. He is just a GERMAN wrestler

i wish i had a scorpion dickflap. merchandising opportunity there.

Needs to be repackaged as a Nazi then.

Yeah he really should be given a nazi gimmick. He'd be the biggest face in the company bc one thing they like in Quebec is Nazis

I never said anything about Nazis I'm just suggesting names that would work better than C.S Wilkin.
It might take some gimmick changing but he can call himself Blondi...Wilkin

What's the CS stand for anyway.

Cadolzburg Sent

He looks like James Franco on chemo.

Lol he does.

and by 'signed' they mean he moved in down the street and they found of he watched wrestling.

Cock sucker Wilken is my initial guess.

That guy is a huge star in Germany, in fact they call him the Fuerher over there. The German women are in love with his brand of kraut sex appeal.The CS most certainly stands for Cunt Star Wilken.

Would be one hell of a finishing move eh? :D

Hey Brad, what are your thoughts on CockSucker Wilken

Lol, what would motivate some clown from Germany to fly half way across the world to some gay backyard wrestling promotion full of high school dropouts, homosexuals, and a 250 lb lesbian that looks like a white female version of Rikishi Phatu?


You're a clown Chimera. An entertaining clown, but a clown nonetheless.

Have to admit, the James Franco on chemo had me laughing hard. Well done!

You can thank me for the joke by deleting your account, never returning and taking all of your friends with you.

As far as I know, I'm the only CHW guy with an account here. Chimera seems to be a fan.

And nah, I'll stick around. I didn't join to just talk about myself or CHW, but wrestling in general.

Goddamn Nazi

April Fool's!

So rude.

Toss him in the oven, CS Wilken.

Dude I LOVE CHW. Have you worked with Nicky Chance?

Just watched my first CHW match. Man, that Swane Savard guy can take an ass kicking. But seriously, in my old age the whole time I was more worried about the neighbors roses on the other side of the fence than the wrasslers.

Those roses watched it LIIIIIIIVEEEEE

Not yet. I've only worked one match for CHW, against Scythe. We'll see what happens.

My god, cock sucker Wilken is on the board? Tpww has hit the big time.

I hope you guys do. It'd be a fantastic match.

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How'd you get to this country?

His name is cock sucker. Not hard to grasp how he got in here.

AWESOME!
I cant wait til your next match CS Wilken. I really hope you stick around in CHW full time!

Grow up...

Unlocked? Hoorah!

Fucking right

Don't ever lock a CHW thread again.

shit block, if you saw why I locked it you'd understand, it was pedo as fuck