WWE Extreme Rules: The Thread sponsored by untouched Mountain Dew
 

Featuring a last second substitution:

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And a match SO EXTREME it has twelve stipulations:

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Was the tag title match bumped up to the main show?

Also I think Roman Reigns has a match, but I'm not sure. Every time I try to look it up and find a graphic, I end up blacking out and losing a span of like five or ten minutes.

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Ah, this is going to be a good crowd.

I would assume so, but who knows. It is Cesaro/Kidd, and they seem determined to make them the pre-show guys.

over/under on number of CM Punk chants: 6

It was featured in the card rundown on the pre-show, so it looks like it.

Chi town crowd will make this ok.

<font color=goldenrod>lol Curb Stomp edited out of Rollins' WM31 win in the video package. I can understand banning it going forward but really?

Bet the next thing they do is remove any "Seth Rollins wins after a Curb Stomp" timestamps from the Network.</font>

Looking forward to Cena and Rusev but not much else. What else should I be hyped for?

lol
booker shooting on Milena

Oh ha, Dean and Harper should be good. Does Bray have a match? Or is he still feuding with himself? What about Ryback?

I can't wait for this crowd during Show/Reigns lol

Wow, the ears on this guy.

Really nice of them to finally turn on Ambrose's microphone for the last few words of his promo.

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I've heard 3 punk chants during the pre-show alone now.

Pretty sure they've hit that by the halfway point of this pre-show.

I've only heard one, there's been a few "Cena sucks" which kind of sound similar I guess?

"The new sensation"?

That cape is still really stupid.

As is adding "The Next Sensation" alongside "The Man that Gravity Forgot."

How do you have a fucking commercial break in the middle of a match on your own network FOR THE NETWORK?

For the new viewers watching for free. WWE is trying to get them to keep their subscriptions.

I don't think interrupting your primary product with a reminder that they're watching this on the thing they're watching it with is a good way to convince people to keep their subscriptions.

Don't TV channels show ads for upcoming content, weekly shows, etc.?

They do, but I'm not paying $10 a month for ABC.

I'm not one of those "lol, wwe is stupid, showing commercials for the network on the network" guys. It just seems dumb that that's where they cram it in. You have an eight minute match, and you're going to chew it up a minute of it with a promo you could just as easily show afterward?

Hahahahaha. They asked a "Are you still relevant?" question to Kane for this Twitter Q&A. A+

:lol: <font color=goldenrod>Asking Kane if he's still relevant</font>

"Hey, trial subscribers! Here's a commercial mid-PPV match! Everybody watches commercials still, so there's no way this can backfire on us and cause all you new subscribers who WERE thinking about keeping their subscription to cancel at 11:00:01PM EST!"

That was a short Q&A.

Look at it this way Tom Phillips, at least you didn't get lit on fire.

What are the odds of Lana in a hot American Bikini?

110%

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Going to watch Ambrose/Harper then disappear off to bed. Nothing else on the card bar the main event and the tag titles match I'm especially fussed about.

people who bring their replica belts. so dumb

Yeah, I totally understand. We don't want to see the match with interruptions, but WWE wants to show the commercial when the most people are watching, which is of course during the match.

A Chicago Street Fight that has to end in the ring. Nice

Both men wearing basically the same thing for a "street fight" as they would for a regular wrestling match.

Also, Ambrose almost got impaled by a leg of the chair.

dude with the led light pissing me off

CHICAGO PARKING LOT BRAWL!!

I hope there's a 24 hour car chase, and the match continues on Monday. This match should go on for a month.

Lol harper drives away

So... now it's really a street fight?

LOL Fuck this crowd, that was awesome.

<strike>Axelmania</strike> Chicago Street Fight running wild!

What's a "Kiss me Arse" match?

Loser kisses the winner's ass?

I had an idea for a match like this when I was twelve.

I hope it goes on for a year.

We have rules here that you probably don't have in Arizona. Extreme ones.

His arse.

WrestleMania. Hell in a Cell to finally end the match.

A Chicago street fight in the actual streets of Chicago gets 5* from me if it happens

What happened on the pre show?

<font color=goldenrod>I hope Ambrose and Harper return to finish the match later and it goes into the books as a 2+ hour match.</font>

:y:

Maybe they'll go shopping on Michigan Avenue

Winner rips loses head off mortal Kom bat style so they can kiss their arse

The Man that Gravity Forgot, The Next Sensation, The Guy Who's Going to Keep Getting Nicknames, Don't call him Adrian, Neville beat Barrett as a replacement match for Bryan/Barrett. Non-title.

Pretty much it.

Felt a little bad for Jojo having to say that.

Neville beat BNB

I wonder how many of these people backstage knew they were coming. All of the sudden two guys just start fighting next to you with a bunch of others standing around.

Oh, good, I always thought we don't have enough oiled men kissing eachother's asses in the WWE.

Not enough limes

Harper isn't the kind of guy I'd think would know how to drive.

Extreme Arse Kissing

TIL a brogue is a low heeled boot

I like this. Hard hitting, brutal match

Didn't realize I was ten mins behind. Usually when I start a live event late and I hit "show from beginning" it still just takes me live. Not sure if they upgraded something but i dont remembet being able to do that. I'm glad I can go forward and back during a live show now.

There are pins in this match? If so, why do they keep talking like an actual arse kissing is gonna happen?

No way does Sheamus lose after his big return, but I can't see Ziggler kissing his "arse" either.

Great fucking match.

what

Lol what

Sheamus is probably just not gonna do it and be like "loldealwithit"

:lol:

Lol at the ref

Now you gotta kiss his ass

"Pucker up" chant :lol:

Time to show off some ass. :naughty:

Well whoever can't see the cheap shot coming is blind as all hell right about now.

Lol pucker up chant

Dolph really is Mr Ass 2k15

This is really dragging on.

This ends with a Brogue Kick instead of Sheamus kissing his arse.

Yeah....get it over with

Lol Sheanus sign

<font color=goldenrod>As if they were actually going to follow through with the stipulation.</font>

Sheamus is the winner :D lmao

"you can use anything you can find in the streets of Chicago"

"He's got a kendo stick!!!"

Really no reason why a heel should ever follow a stipulation like that. lol

King of the Ring?

King of the ring?

LOL, and those people who stood up because New Day said so, not expecting it to be them.

<font color=goldenrod>Which is why it was a shit stipulation IMO. It was obvious Sheamus was either gonna win or lose and force Ziggler to do it anyway. Made the result seem pretty inconsequential going in.

Loved the match itself, though.</font>

Fucking 3 count

Was on the phone with my dad. What? What is this?

Jojo is apparentry a member of New Day

Fuck New Day

Need a New N.O.D.

Supposedly the finals of the King of the Ring on the network Tuesday night.

Way to hype bringing the KOTR back

Cole's getting fired for saying "Langston"

Even though she is built like a dude, Naddie Neidhardt is a smoke show.

Kicking to the cadence of that "New Day sucks" chant is amazing.