RAW Presented by Snickers Cruncher, Drave(82 & 83) and BBQ Sauce
 

Going to be a blast!

All time record for EARLY RAW THREAD!

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I made a Raw thread on a Sunday once when the earliness was getting OUT OF CONTROL back in the day.

RIP Tazz

Clearly it wasn't the ALL TIME EARLY record though because

The OFFICIAL RASSLIN' RECORDS BOOK only recognizes USA #1 threads so drave is SAFE

is it a Tatanka thread?

It embodies the spirit of Tatanka.

It can be a Tatanka thread anytime. That simple elevates the greatness.

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What a team, look at them working n*sync together. Amazing.

EDIT: Just noticed that idiot taking a Twist of Fate as a swinging neckbreaker.

Buffalo

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HODOR

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drave, if the cameras get on you just try to point at the screen or anywhere, point at yourself and make sure ppl cheer on Big Show, I don't want him to die of sadness

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Should be very visible, much better than last time.

6 rows off the floor, opposite hard camera seats 10-12. Last time, when I had the Shisen KOTF (barely) on TV, I was in row 21.

I will cheer Big Slow because my son likes him. I also cannot go the "Cena Sucks" route tonight for the same reason. We are going to blow it the fuck up though. He has no idea what he is in for and I absolutely cannot wait.

make him poop before you go, tell him of the horrors of trying to poop in arenas

Fucking hope to hell that doesn't happen. It definitely is a horror. Hell, even him having to pee every 30 minutes would suck. I think he will be too occupied.... hopefully.

This will be his first time staying up this late too, so that'll be a challenge. I have my money on him being knocked out on the way home.


I NEED SOMETHING FOR ONE MOAR SIGN! Taking suggestions.


\_O__/

I'd crack up at the sight of a "Books" sign.


or "Big Show Chokeslams Rule"

what time will you show up? Before or after SuperStars taping?

Before. Like to be in my seat and ready. Besides that, my wife will be having our baby on Friday and my son is 5, so it will take a bit longer than normal to get through the crowd.

The venue (Bankers Life Fieldhouse -==- stupidest name ever) has a shitty chokepoint at the ticket check area. After that it kinda clears out but takes forever to get in the building and to that point.

"WHO STOLE MY BBQ SKITTLES?!"

The answer is right under your nose.....

\_O__/

A few straggling hairs, a loose booger and my top lip?!?!?!

\_O__/ <-- really hope I get to see this guy on TV

Other options are "Push Rage" and something involving the owenbrown fiasco

if he carried an owenbrown sign he might get beaten into the ground. guy has managed to piss off the whole Internet

I invited the sock to PM me their non-sock account for a NATIONAL REVEAL!!!


But alas, no balls.

"POOPFROMWEINER DUDE" as large as you can

I was going to suggest "GIVE HIM A SCREECH AROUND™"

but "POOPFROMWEINER DUDE" would be funnier

Maybe make individual letter signs and hand them out to your entire row so you can all hold them up at the same time and spell out "P-O-O-P-F-R-O-M-W-E-I-N-E-R D-U-D-E".

Here Comes The Pain.

Drave has a chance to become a TPWW LEGEND and rush out to an early lead for 2015 KotF by getting "Rad dggy dg" on TV.

Will he pull it off, or will he let the opportunity slip away? FIND OUT, LIVE, TONIGHT

Bork time

"Ladies & Gentlemen........"

The Brock Rampage.

Great television.

The night Michael Cole died

I want a Lesnar Suplex City Shirt with Valhalla as the city

I saw the sign

COME ON DRAVE. THE SIGN IS IN A PERFECT SPOT.

Hopefully Lesnar's "apology" includes a suplex or two or three ... might as well just make tonight Suplex City Appreciation night.

Brock Lesnar apologizes to nobody.

Spotted drave and his sign! WOO! That was easier than playing "Where's Waldo?"!

He should apologize to all of us for giving us 2 hours of Byron Saxton...

Great seats Drave....

Hug It Out

First ever WWE Pants-shitting apology

:lol: Cole apologizing for getting beaten up.

Lol

NOOGIE!

Legit just popped for Brock giving Cole a noogie

A+ apology.

LOL, that was the most awkward Cole situation since Heidenrape.

So Brock face turn then alright

Did it open up your eyes?

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Not a fan of the top tonight, Lillian. :n:

Ambrose is the Honey Badger

Stone Cold Dean Ambrose: what REALLY happens "when Austin 3:16 meets Pillman Glock 9mm"

Dammit, merc. I was busy trying to embed that on my tablet (not as straightfoward as a pc) and you beat me to the joke. :(

You find all the hidden packages, and Brock Lesnar Guy is unlockable.

My usa feed just froze

Kane is so boring!!

I would rather see a Isaac Yankem return at this point.

Nah. We need to see Malibu Kane!

Tonight's raw is sponsored by last week because you apparently weren't watching

Kane's next feud is with Samoa Joe over the right to wear a bathroom towel as gimmick attire

Roman Reigns spoke out?

MICHAEL COLE IS RYAN CLARK. IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.

This gif is more entertaining than Raw

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I miss The Usos so much...

So... "Four Housewives" joke of implied ironic shouvanism is not funny, but a straight-up spousal abuse gif is a-ok? Gotcha.

How does an obscure rassler win Celebrity dad of the year over bigger celebrity choices....

lol How does "Celebrity Dad of the Year" get decided?

I'm guessing it's whoever they can get to show up to accept the award and then 4 more real famous people to make it seem like a big deal?

Ascension jobber entrance... :(

Gonna make up a fake award and give it to Johnny Curtis so WWE gets super excited about the publicity and sends him over to accept.

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... when they seem to be pushing Titus as ... dammit, i can't avoid the pun, a big deal.

As in, he seems to always be put over as a great father/doing as much make-a-wish work as Cena/anti bully speaker. Its like they are sewing stealth seeds on making him a big PR thing

"Gut Check"

Because "Lung Blower" from an out the closet superstar sounds too gay.

He should open the case and find a bunch of potatoes

lol Can the guys from the last match leave the ring first? Jesus. It's not like we're strapped for time here.

Only if it is perpetrated by the Stanford band, and they refer to him as Sheamus O'Hungry.

Restarts a feud with them and Notre Dame in a band on band Survivor Series match.

Showing the "disrespect" from Sheamus... won't even wait for the dudes in the last match to leave...

Maybe. Between Ascention getting jobber treatment and this, maybe they're going to shoehorn something else in (like another commercial break)

Haha, Roman came out looking like "Shit, this was the wrong doorway... where the hell are the stair... okay, here they are."

I see it looks like Roman entered the arena from right around where drave is.

Match seems like it should be kind of a big deal...

"I'm sure there's gonna be a lot of chatter about this match on social media..."

Sure, Cole. There will... when Bray Wyatt interferes.

Wonder if he saw drave's sign and in a moment of confusion, thought "Who the hell is Tazz Dan?"

If you only knew, Roman. If you only knew...

BOOK BOOK BOOK.....IM JUST A BOOKER T BOOOOOOOOKER TTTTTT IM NOT YO SUCKA SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Cole forgot the name of the show.

Why does Sheamus have yellow spots on him?

I hear taking a noogie from Brock will do that to ya.

How come brock didn't have to apologize to Booker T?.....racist WWE

Would have been more racist if he tried to apologize to Byron Saxton.

Nobody should ever apologize to Saxton.

This stuff with Bray would have been way more effective during the Cena feud.

Y'know what would be awesome?

If Roman's little girl turned on him like Raven vs. Sandman

"Daddy, you suck! Wyatt's my daddy now! :Raven pose:"

Is that why Nikki Bella wants kids? Has she been working for Bray Wyatt all along?

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Wyatt humming the Jeopardy theme...