WWE RAW 8/3 feat. Tribute to Hot Rod, The Knee that beat John Cena's Nose, and Mayor of Suplex City's return
 

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A guy in line gave us some signs.

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The guy at the door will probably take them

Put it in your back pocket.

We still have the signs.

Also, the New Day Clap is spreading through the crowd.

Euggghhhh...sounds particularly nasty...I hope you brought protection.

Good crowd I see

WHAT ABOUT THE MORE IMPORTANT SIGN?

:(

Man. Way too many of these Tributes recently :(

VINCE, HE'S HERE!

Was Brock or Cena on stage?

Okay, moment of levity to counterbalance that.

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Fuck yeah! Thank you, Roddy, indeed.

Cool video WWE always does great on them.

going to TUNE IN to raw tonight... better be good

If it doesn't work as a meme, you don't do it on social media

Rollins.

Kinda wanna see Jon Stewart come back once more.

Like the shirt

... yeah, but this is one area I wish they would suck at due to lack of practice.:'(

Never Shut Up.

Should pick that up.

I must have it.

So good.

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seth's lisp always bugs me

:lol: Thank You Rollins chant for taking out Cena

:rofl:

Thank You Rollins chant. Did us all a favor.

Not in stock until the end of August? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

Poit! Are they available there right now?

HA Thank you Rollins

BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLack & white pictures.

It's nowhere near as cumbersome as Cody's. And both of those combined don't equal Thwagger's.


Suddenly, Cole's comment about Cena's nose reminded me of Steiner "fractionin' my face"

Did the crowd just turn heel?

I wanna the see Brock vs. Seth re-rematch.

Nooo not title for title plz.

Cena now forms a tag team with Wade Barrett: Broke Nose Bros.

well fuck bye bye Rollins :wavesad:

He says championship like Daffy Duck.

Title vs. title?

Yeah, no way that doesn't end in DQ/no-contest.

I hope this is going in an Ultimate Warrior direction...

*cue Brock Lesnar's music*

Lesnars music plz hit!

C'mon Cesaro

lol @ commercial break, such a momentum sapper

Haha... "Are there gonna be any takers?"

:shows promo for 'Taker:

Rollins is better at Cena's schtick than Cena is.

SHeamus or Ambrose??

Forgot it in my office. :(

Fucking storm going through knocked out the satellite.

hey @Poit so wtf happens during shit like this

Seth cuts huge promo, OPEN TITLE MATCH TONIGHT

then we get a fucking commercial break

what is happening @the ring during all this

is Seth just kinda standing and killing time...

What the?!

Impromptu interview?!

Honestly, as unlikely as that would be, I would jizz myself if Daniel Bryan's music hit in a "surprise, I'm medically cleared".

But realistically, I want to see Cesaro here, too. Best possible way to step him up. Doesn't even have to win. Doesn't even have to lose dirty (but there will be bullshit afoot, of course) but have Cesaro be a threat, and Rollins step up without help.

"ARE YOU SERIOUS JOJO"

You son of a bitch.

C'mon Daniel Bryan You can hit those requirements.

Probably the worst way to end SummerSlam now that it's a supershow like Mania. Then again Cena winning would probably also get the same amount of booing just because of Flair's record and New York/Brooklyn being a WWE hotbed.

El Torito.

Logic dictates he could totally win this.

Neville..............not so much.

Who are you to doubt El Dandy, Jojo?

Adrian Fucking Nevile :D

IT'S SECRETLY BROCK LESNAR IN THAT COSTUME.

Or... El Torito, i guess.

I was hoping :(

BORROW A MARKER AND GET SHIT DONE.

OR buy me a NEVER SHUT UP shirt if they're already available there. You know, whichever.

Swerve, fuckers!

Please Neville win the title.. do us a favour!

I was assuming Taker/Brock closes the show?

Who answered the challenge? Satellite is still out.

I'm afraid I've got some bad news...

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mid-match commercials are my #1 wrestling pet peeve by a very very wide margin

Appeared to be El Torito, but SWERVE, it was Neville.

Thanks.

Have both of you bathturds forgotten about Bobby Lashley? Thufferin' thuccotash!

I kinda hope Neville wins, but due to a technicality, the decision gets reversed, and we get a "Jericho never happened" moment... because nobody expects Neville to really have a chance here.

But after that, Lashley pretty much never spoke again. The other guys here have promo'd since. Cody has kinda changed hismfrom a hinderance to part of the persona... almost like Cobra Commander's ssssssssspech impediment.

Ruh-roh.

By the way, I'm posting on my tablet, and I keep missing the space bar and hitting "m", and I am already sick of editing my posts. So advance apologies.

Bullshit!

jesus

Still not a Neville fan.

thought he had it there haha... such a mark :$

Perfectly booked match. Love it.

Damn, Neville. Gotta do that Red Arrow much faster.

Right there. Should have counted 3 and feigned a title change.

The Seth Rollins "El Torito Open Challenge" was good.

I love a good competitive WWE Championship match on free TV. Something I miss from the 90s and early 2000s.

Neville came really close to piledriving himself with that Pedigree.

Now you know of my pain.

Wait... weren't Lose Matadores and Lucha Dragon just feuding? Now they're together in an 8 man tag? Is this the new LWO?

I hope not.

No.

They're the new Mexicools.

Yes! This will remain a thing for New Day!

I was about to drop a Mexicools, lawn mower riding joke, but New Day did the skip entrance and diverted my attention.

seriously another commercial

about to turn this thing off

Clap therapy would help

if there is a commercial in the next match I will flip the channel.

This is Bayley's hometown. Hoping for some hugs.

Oh shit. Did je just miss Big E?

BECKY LYNCH ALERT

Satellite signal just came back on, caught New Day get the win.

Still can't get believe how over New Day got. I thought they would be wrestling on Superstars within a month.