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Change or add letter in a rasslers name ***awesome game*****
remember playing this in an AOL chat in 1998 only then it was band names. So like if the band you have is U2 you could change that to O2 (that's oxygen for all of you who don't know science) told you this game was so awesome! but let's do that for rasslers. So I'll start with Meng...let's change the E to an O...lololol Mong...RIP john Kano. Anyway, I'll do another: Bret Hart becomes Brit Hart and is now not from Canada but that other country. Goddamn this game is great. You go now.
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Roman Feigns.
He just plays possum all the time. |
HHH > Cunter Hurst Helmsley : Being true to his nature
Mark Mero > Marc Zero : where Mero ended up Michael Cole > Michael Hole : cus he is an asshole |
Booger T - now can you pick that, suckaaaaaaaaaaa?
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XX Factor - A Stable that identifies as female.
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Hillbilly Jem. He's truly outrageous, y'all!
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Lex Luzer. Especially would have worked around Summerslam 93.
Kollywood Kulk Kogan. |
Kane to Cane or Bane.....yeah I'm lazy :P
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FunderTaker - A more cheerful undertaker that likes to dance and have a good time. Wears cool colors and has a cool hip entrance theme.
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The Underbaker. He takes his opponents out by serving them under-cooked meatloaf before the match and giving them salmonella.
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John Cent. 50's adopted wigger brother.
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Tits O'Neil.
A Caitlyn Jenner gimmick. |
Fandangoo. Same as Fandango but there's an extra "o" because WWE is retarded and doesn't learn how to spell before producing a debut vignette for a guy.
Also what I call the ejaculate that is produced when I watch old Johnny Curtis NXT stuff. "Fandangoo". |
Virgin. The Million Dollar Man's ex servant if he never got the job and earned all that fuck money.
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Wave Barrett. Does the wave... or some shit.
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Pubic Enemy.
They look like lice. So not that much different. |
Public Enema. Most extreme ECW gimmick ever.
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... What the fuck, Sixx. That was fucking weird. lol
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lol What are the odds?
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Lokozuna. An obese luchadore.
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Big D. Because he's black.
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Bort Gunn - Bort is a VERY common name.
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The Nig Show. Stole Shisen's bike.
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Papa Shaggo - basically a cross between the voodoo gimmick and the Godfather.
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sgt. laughter: military comedian
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The Iron Shrek. Just paint him green, I guess.
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The Gown. Exiled former hockey player finds comfort in wearing dazzling evening wear.
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Zack Gown - One legged wrestler finds comfort in wearing dazzling evening wear.
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Lean Street Posse - 3 upper class guys who are really into fitness
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Jerry Lawyer - OBJECTION!
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Luke Larper - shoots fake spells at his opponents
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A-Brain.
The wisest wrestler in the WWE, uses his brain to come up with inventions to defeat his opponents. |
Rowdy Roddy Paper. He always beats The Rock.
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Irwin B. Schyster, otherwise known as IBS.
Sorry, this joke is pretty shitty. |
El Dorito a jumping nacho chip.
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"The One" Billy Punn, the cunning linguist.
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Tic Flair, he bites.
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Or has Tourette's
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Terry Fuck, less Doublecross Ranch, more Bunny Ranch.
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Booby Heenan, master of titty honking
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Jake "The Shake" Roberts. Malted dessert beverage enthusiast.
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• Shame Mcmohan, the prodigal son who is ashamed to be associated with WWE
• Dick Rude , dicks are rude • CM Spunk , pipe bombs all over his opponents face • Dic Hendrix |
Tone Cold, never lifts for mass only for tone in a well cooled gym.
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D-Mon Dudley. He loves satan now.
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Crime Time Players, Shad and JTG return and join PTP.
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Razor Ramen. Scott Hall eats like a college student while he drinks like a college student.
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Kevin Rash
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Bone Man Gang, he doesn't make the world work
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Ultimate Worrior. He's just got a lot on his mind, okay?
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The Jiz
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Trash Stratus.
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The Rack
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Stove Austin - Austin: 350 says I just baked your ass
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The Demon Jane
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Corporate Kale
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Big E Tangston - he really likes TANG
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Kevin Ovens - Cook Ovens Cook!
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Samoa Joy. She could be apart of the Submission Sorority.
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Jean Ambrose - he rassles in jeans, he is sooo unhinged!!!1
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Bag E - bringing JNCOs back
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Rufi Kingston - Bill Cosby's favorite wrestler
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To keep the guy around, time to introduce Terry's distant cousin: Bunkhouse Fuck. :naughty: |
Region of Doom
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Moldust - bah gawd keeng, Moldust just hit the shattered lungs, oh my gawd
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Tatunka - Native American really into T.A.T.U.
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KAKA Michinoku. Poop
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Andre She-Giant - The World's largest Transvestite
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The Godbather. Because you didn't think He got that shiny and clean all on his own, did you?
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Khris Jericho - the newest member of the Kardashian family
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Nader-Always ruins things you like.
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Duplex City- Paul Heyman's license to print Real Estate Money.
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Tommy Creamer
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Haven - depressed grunge rocker seeks refuge for all like him
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Man Mountain Sock...is he rad dggy dg?
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Gaystacks Calhoun. New partner of the Bone Man Gang!
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The Loon - guy in a gold coin suit
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Gay Lethal.
He kills homos? He's so homo it's lethal? I dunno. |
Meth Rollins, he's a tweaker
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Brat Hart. He refuses to put people over that he doesn't like, even refusing to along with planned finishes, then he complains about it for a decade and a half.
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El Randy. He's a jam-up guy OUTTA NOWHERE
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Brett Hart: Bret legally changes his name so his moron fans now are spelling his name right.
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Charo Guerrero. Well-endowed maraca-shaking member of the famous Mexican wrestling family.
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Drugged Ronnie Garvin
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Greg "The Hamper" Valentine. You throw your laundry into him
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Honky Tank Man. he's white trash, but nobody's gonna say anything. Cause he has a tank.
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Road Warrior Hank
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Kinda like Chad the Beast or something. |
Bret Shart - trust me you do NOT want to wrestle him
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Ernest The Cat Killer
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Jimmy Hurt
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Isaac Wankem DDS
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The Hardly Boyz. They're boys? Hardly!
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