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Poit 08-23-2015 06:18 PM

*** Totes OFFICIAL Summerslam Thread - 8/23/15 ***
 
Too big for Wrestlemania!

Match 1: Brock Lesnar vs. The Undertaker
http://i.wwe9.com/f/wysiwyg/image/20...LIGHTv3_HP.jpg

Match 2: Randy Orton vs. Sheamus
http://i.wwe9.com/f/wysiwyg/image/20...s_LIGHT-HP.jpg

Match 3: U.S. Champion John Cena vs. WWE World Heavyweight Champion Seth Rollins
http://i.wwe9.com/f/wysiwyg/image/20...IGHT_HP_v2.jpg

Match 4: Intercontinental Champion Ryback vs. Big Show vs. The Miz (Triple Threat Match)
http://i.wwe9.com/f/wysiwyg/image/20...w_LIGHT-HP.jpg

Match 5: Bray Wyatt & Luke Harper vs. Dean Ambrose & Roman Reigns
http://i.wwe9.com/f/wysiwyg/image/20...n_LIGHT_HP.jpg

Match 6: WWE Tag Team Champions The Prime Time Players vs. Los Matadores vs. The Lucha Dragons vs. The New Day
http://i.wwe9.com/f/wysiwyg/image/20...m_LIGHT_HP.jpg

Match 7: Stephen Amell & Neville vs. Stardust & King Barrett
http://i.wwe9.com/f/wysiwyg/image/20..._LIGHT_HP3.jpg

Match 8: Kevin Owens vs. Cesaro
http://i.wwe9.com/f/wysiwyg/image/20...o_LIGHT_HP.jpg

Match 9: Team Bella vs. Team B.A.D. vs. PCB
http://i.wwe9.com/f/wysiwyg/image/20...s_LIGHT-HP.jpg

Match 10: Dolph Ziggler vs. Rusev
http://i.wwe9.com/f/wysiwyg/image/20...h_LIGHT_HP.jpg

road doggy dogg 08-23-2015 06:19 PM

thank god, the other one wasn't OFFICIAL enough

road doggy dogg 08-23-2015 06:19 PM

need to get my stream working, somehow still don't have a Network sub

NormanSmiley 08-23-2015 06:20 PM

Yous a broke motherfucker

road doggy dogg 08-23-2015 06:21 PM

nothing to do with cost

NormanSmiley 08-23-2015 06:23 PM

Yous a backwoods country no satelite access motherfucka

road doggy dogg 08-23-2015 06:24 PM

how dare you get personal

OssMan 08-23-2015 06:25 PM

5:45

Cooking some eggplant and trying to fix my fire alarm. It has been beeping for two days and I’ve just got around to buying a battery for it. Also, I am setting up a VGA connection on my old shitty laptop so that I can watch all five hours of SummerSlam on my TV.

6:00

The pre-show is starting. The theme this year is “Brooklyn,” since the show will take place in Brooklyn. They show some people in Yankees hats, and then the Barclays center. This hot ass girl hosting the panel starts talking and she says they will be “breaking down all of the action that is the four hour extravaganza that is SummerSlam.” The first guy she introduces is some guy with all these tattoos, I don’t know who he is, but he says: “It is finally time for the biggest party of the summer, and guess what, you’re invited,” and then he tells us to use a bunch of different social media platforms and hashtags and mentions something called the Social Media Lounge. Then she introduces another host Byron Saxton, oh my God this guy is so fucking boring, he has been a commentator on Raw, the show they do every Monday, and he just says the most cliche, unnecessary filler, and practically fades into the background. Then the girl introduces the last guy on the panel, former wrestler Booker T, and says he is “a man who requires no introduction,” and then goes on to introduce him further by mentioning that he is a host of Tough Enough.

6:15

They go to a commercial, I didn’t know they do that. The girl keeps saying that the WWE is “invading Brooklyn.” She then says Brooklyn is “the baddest borough in Brooklyn.” They show a backstage segment between Jon Stewart from the Daily Show and John Cena who is like the poster boy of the WWE. Jon Cena is going to be the “host” of Summer Slam, I don’t know what that means. I guess he will “cut promos” between matches or whatever.

I took the eggplant out of the oven and it isn’t really cooked that much so I will put it back in. Hoping it comes out okay so I have something to do (eat it) whilst watching Summer Slam pre-show.

6:30

I realized it is my grandmother’s birthday so I called her. I missed some of what the people were talking about, but at one point, Booker T says the phrase “what have you done for me lately” when talking about some guy. Took the eggplant out and it’s pretty much burnt, so it isn’t that good. Actually it is good. They show a marine raising a WWE flag.

OssMan 08-23-2015 06:27 PM

Does Byron Saxton talk during SummerSlam or only on the pregame show

Emperor Smeat 08-23-2015 06:28 PM

Even though Taker-Brock II is "too big for Mania", Summerslam set isn't since its just the normal RAW set.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNIFMaiWoAADqIv.jpg

The Destroyer 08-23-2015 06:29 PM

If they're using the same lighting rig on the ramp as Takeover, it's maybe slightly different. Nothing special though.

Mercenary 08-23-2015 06:30 PM

Kevin a drink stealer

OssMan 08-23-2015 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smelly Meatball (Post 4691270)
Even though Taker-Brock II is "too big for Mania", Summerslam set isn't since its just the normal RAW set.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNIFMaiWoAADqIv.jpg

It will only ever be the normal raw set except for Wrestlemania...

road doggy dogg 08-23-2015 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smelly Meatball (Post 4691270)
Even though Taker-Brock II is "too big for Mania", Summerslam set isn't since its just the normal RAW set.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNIFMaiWoAADqIv.jpg

read this like a Droford post

Mercenary 08-23-2015 06:33 PM

Bellas got enough make up on in this Draft King ad

OssMan 08-23-2015 06:34 PM

Is Triple A at summer slam? Is smelly Meatall?

Emperor Smeat 08-23-2015 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OssMan (Post 4691276)
It will only ever be the normal raw set except for Wrestlemania...

NXT used a modified RAW set last night for Takeover.

Dark One 08-23-2015 06:37 PM

Sup dawgs. GHOST IN THE HOUSE.

The Destroyer 08-23-2015 06:38 PM

Wish I didn't have work in the morning. Miss being able to stay up for PPVs.

Shadrick 08-23-2015 06:39 PM

Reigns turns tonight.

OssMan 08-23-2015 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smelly Meatball (Post 4691280)
NXT used a modified RAW set last night for Takeover.

NEXT doesn't count

road doggy dogg 08-23-2015 06:39 PM

whenever I go to reactivate my Network account there's a bunch oh bullshit about my cable provider

it's 2015, I don't have cable because I'm not a fucking retard


oh well, illegal stream it is

sorry you don't want my money WWE :wavesad:

road doggy dogg 08-23-2015 06:40 PM

Sheamus looks so fucking wonky

road doggy dogg 08-23-2015 06:41 PM

jesus christ @ neck tattoo guy

The Destroyer 08-23-2015 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by road doggy dogg (Post 4691287)
jesus christ @ neck tattoo guy

Corey Graves.

He invariably dresses like an absolute pillock.

road doggy dogg 08-23-2015 06:43 PM

wow Ronda Rousey smoke blowing

zzz

road doggy dogg 08-23-2015 06:44 PM

lol @ Steph taking all credit for everything

The Destroyer 08-23-2015 06:45 PM

Well she did kickstart the Diva's Revolution. Her and no-one else.

road doggy dogg 08-23-2015 06:45 PM

terminator commercial is fucking awesome

road doggy dogg 08-23-2015 06:46 PM

Demi Lovato is still a thing?

road doggy dogg 08-23-2015 06:46 PM

jesus christ this forum is dead

The Destroyer 08-23-2015 06:47 PM

It tends to get a bit busier after the kickoff. But the glory days are long gone.

road doggy dogg 08-23-2015 06:47 PM

Neville's ears suck

screech 08-23-2015 06:48 PM

I've seen that Terminator commercial like 20 times. Love it

screech 08-23-2015 06:48 PM

Neville is such a weird-looking dude

The Destroyer 08-23-2015 06:49 PM

Needs to have his ears pinned back.

OssMan 08-23-2015 06:50 PM

6:45

They were talking about this one guy and he came out and got mad at them for picking against him, and then he took Byron Saxton’s Mountain Dew Kick Start drink. I tried for 15 minutes to fix the stupid fire alarm, I can’t do it. I took out the battery two days ago but it still beeps, and there is some part I have to take off before I can put the battery in, but I cannot do it. So the thing goes off every 30 seconds. Mad annoying. Also the stream I set up on the tv is mad choppy, what’s up with that. I switch to Internet Explorer and it works better. It is cool to “hate on” Internet Explorer like it is to hate on Nickelback and Comic Sans MS font, but it is better right now, so screw you all.

They show Stephanie McMahon talking about the “divas,” I think she is there to be the feminist for the WWE, she talks about “divas revolution” and “empowering women” and says some stuff about some women graduated from the naval academy or something, WTF is she talking about.

The Destroyer 08-23-2015 06:50 PM

"Only on the WWE Network".

No it's not.

screech 08-23-2015 06:50 PM

Have never watched Arrow. Is it good?

Poit 08-23-2015 06:51 PM

I really hope this Neville/Amell vs. Stardust/Barrett match doesn't suck.

The Destroyer 08-23-2015 06:51 PM

It has some HTD trappings which can be a bit annoying, but it's generally a pretty solid series if you're a comics fan.

road doggy dogg 08-23-2015 06:52 PM

Renee sounds like she's mailing it in tonight so far

screech 08-23-2015 06:52 PM

lmao that Rusev flag from RAW

DaVe 08-23-2015 06:53 PM

Just signed up for the WWE Network to see Summerslam. No problems so far. Excited for the two main events.

Poit 08-23-2015 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by road doggy dogg (Post 4691306)
Renee sounds like she's mailing it in tonight so far

Renee mailing it in is still better than other commentators, though.

road doggy dogg 08-23-2015 06:54 PM

'ell yeah

road doggy dogg 08-23-2015 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poit (Post 4691309)
Renee mailing it in is still better than other commentators, though.

defs

just sounds a bit "out of it" tonight

but ya way better than neck tattoo et all

screech 08-23-2015 06:56 PM

I like Corey Graves more on NXT than on Sunday Night HeAT

road doggy dogg 08-23-2015 06:56 PM

would diiiiiie if Lesnar squashed Taker tonight

The Destroyer 08-23-2015 06:58 PM

Right, guess I'll watch this tomorrow. Enjoy all.

road doggy dogg 08-23-2015 06:58 PM

love Paul Heyman so much

road doggy dogg 08-23-2015 07:01 PM

no Daily Show music? sad

dronepool 08-23-2015 07:01 PM

This is 3 miles from me, when tickets went on sale- everybody was hurt, probably should have got tickets.. oh well.. hope this is good.

road doggy dogg 08-23-2015 07:01 PM

lol stewart is great

road doggy dogg 08-23-2015 07:02 PM

shitty crowd already

Simple Fan 08-23-2015 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by screech (Post 4691303)
Have never watched Arrow. Is it good?

Yea its great.

road doggy dogg 08-23-2015 07:03 PM

!!!! wooo

Mercenary 08-23-2015 07:04 PM

foley!!!!!!!!!

Poit 08-23-2015 07:05 PM

"I need a bodyguard for this interview... how about a retired guy?"

SlickyTrickyDamon 08-23-2015 07:05 PM

Bang bang!

SlickyTrickyDamon 08-23-2015 07:05 PM

Should have been Colbert.

Simple Fan 08-23-2015 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OssMan (Post 4691301)
I tried for 15 minutes to fix the stupid fire alarm, I can’t do it. I took out the battery two days ago but it still beeps, and there is some part I have to take off before I can put the battery in, but I cannot do it. So the thing goes off every 30 seconds. Mad annoying

Just turn the breaker to the alarm off.

Mercenary 08-23-2015 07:07 PM

lol this is great

road doggy dogg 08-23-2015 07:07 PM

Jon Stewart looks like Bill Simmons right now

Emperor Smeat 08-23-2015 07:08 PM

:lol: Foley

Dark One 08-23-2015 07:09 PM

Waiting for the "OMG I can't believe they wasted ten minutes on a 19 hour show for THAT." posts.

Volare 08-23-2015 07:09 PM

Aw shit here we go!! And hello everyone!

road doggy dogg 08-23-2015 07:11 PM

I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEADDDDD

Volare 08-23-2015 07:11 PM

Early Sheamus......

OssMan 08-23-2015 07:11 PM

7:00

My stream is freezing, WTF. The show is about to start. They always start these things off with fireworks, which is my favorite part of the show.

The show starts with Jon Stewart in the ring saying “what’s up” to everyone. Crowd shitting on Jon Stewart by chanting “what” after everything he says… just sounds like he’s reading a script some writer from WWE has written. He’s shouting out names of the wrestlers who will be playing and the crowd is reacting to each one, I think they do that so that the writers can see how the crowd feels about each guy and then they can write results based on what the fans think. Why would they pick Jon Stewart to do this, Jon Stewart had a sophisticated audience who was into politics and stuff, that’s like the opposite of a wrestling crowd, no offense.

Jon Stewart brings out Mick Foley for some reason, perhaps because it is the biggest event of the summer. Mick Foley mentions snapchat. There is a guy with a Netherlands flag in the audience.

The “intro” is Brooklyn themed, and they show the words “history” and “culture.” They show Coney Island and the subway trains. New York City is great, cool. They do the fireworks, they are okay.

Volare 08-23-2015 07:11 PM

I'd still bang Lilian....regardless of the rumor of her bush.

road doggy dogg 08-23-2015 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Volare (Post 4691337)
I'd still bang Lilian....regardless of the rumor of her bush.

PLZ ELABORATE

road doggy dogg 08-23-2015 07:13 PM

Sheamus' theme is pretty sick, even if he looks like a fucking goof

SlickyTrickyDamon 08-23-2015 07:14 PM

Odds the crowd shits on this match bell to bell?

road doggy dogg 08-23-2015 07:14 PM

Pretty high, unfortunately

Volare 08-23-2015 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by road doggy dogg (Post 4691338)
PLZ ELABORATE

X-pac talked about it in his youshoot, it's on youtube.

road doggy dogg 08-23-2015 07:15 PM

YOU LOOK STUPID

Volare 08-23-2015 07:15 PM

You're face is stupid!

Emperor Smeat 08-23-2015 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlickyTrickyDamon (Post 4691341)
Odds the crowd shits on this match bell to bell?

Give it till the first rest hold before the crowd starts to get bored. Seems to be around the time the crowd almost always does that with those two.

Nevermind Sheamus made it happen right from the start. :lol: at Sheamus ranting though

Droford 08-23-2015 07:16 PM

Ref could have counted him out

Volare 08-23-2015 07:16 PM

Mike Chioda lmao

Volare 08-23-2015 07:19 PM

"How you doin!" hahaha

Evil Vito 08-23-2015 07:19 PM

<font color=goldenrod>HOW YOU DOIN</font>

Volare 08-23-2015 07:19 PM

Hell someone start a Bayley chant.

SlickyTrickyDamon 08-23-2015 07:19 PM

How ya doin!!!

SlickyTrickyDamon 08-23-2015 07:20 PM

oleeeeeeeeeee

Poit 08-23-2015 07:20 PM

I feel like this crowd just wants a second night of NXT.

Volare 08-23-2015 07:20 PM

Oh shit Randy that was nice!

road doggy dogg 08-23-2015 07:20 PM

i hate crowds

Volare 08-23-2015 07:23 PM

Holy hell they're talking about the blood from a cut!

road doggy dogg 08-23-2015 07:24 PM

Sheamus with the shoulder block into nothin'

Dark One 08-23-2015 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poit (Post 4691354)
I feel like this crowd just wants a second night of NXT.

Not to be that guy, but can you blame them?

Evil Vito 08-23-2015 07:25 PM

<font color=goldenrod>At least that wasn't a totally convoluted RKO</font>

Dark One 08-23-2015 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Volare (Post 4691357)
Holy hell they're talking about the blood from a cut!

Sheamus must be 90% jagged metal.

Poit 08-23-2015 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark One (Post 4691362)
Not to be that guy, but can you blame them?

Not at all. I want to see Enzo & Cass in this arena.

Lock Jaw 08-23-2015 07:26 PM

Home from work. Somebody stream me. Did I miss anything good?

road doggy dogg 08-23-2015 07:26 PM

Sheamus goes over clean.. mild surprise

right move IMO

Volare 08-23-2015 07:26 PM

Wow nice finish! Brogue Kick Combo ftw!

road doggy dogg 08-23-2015 07:27 PM

still love this theme

Evil Vito 08-23-2015 07:27 PM

<font color=goldenrod>I'd have Enzo & Cass randomly replace Los Matadores in the tag match just for the crowd.</font>


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