what's the best September ppv of all time?
 

Discuss

I'd say it was the one where I charged people $20 to watch your mother blow me.

You got a cremated corpse to blow you?

Yes

*backs out slowly*

I'm kidding, of course. She was alive... for most of it.

Fan, its weird. It's like NormanSmiley is a clear heel with his ostentatious posts, but you out heel him, to the point where you're a face. Explain this dynamic.

I don't even know how I do it sometimes. I'm an enigma.

Serious answer: WWF/WWE Unforgiven. Night of Champions as a close second.

Yeah, I saw that.

Even bought a t-shirt. Good times.

Sixx, was that the shirt that when she came out, the back of it said "Best In The World?" that was pretty rad, I remember that

That's the one!

Whore Games

CummerSlam

World Whore 3 match main event. :y:

Insert "King Of The Ring" joke here.

THIS THREAD HAS DEFINITELY PICKED UP.

In Your Mouth: Beware of Hog

Hog Wild, oh wait that really was a ppv

And it was in August not September

Serious answer: Fall Brawl

ECW Anarchy Rulz 1999 was fairly decent

Yes! Was struggling for ones outside of average shows like Unforgiven 06, but this is a really damn good show.

Better than Fall Brawl 93, anyway.

Fan real quick ,im curious. If your plane ticket was paid for and room was hooked up would you sign to fight ? Just saying if you are passionate about stepping past the internet shit talking thing on message boards I am more than willing to fly you out and settle it like men. If you dont like flying I am more than willing to head down to georgia and find whatever 9 to 5 you spend you day at and put your head through a fucking wall and snap your little cocksucking neck in honor of my mother. Ill even help yours throw all your shit away too. your family can auction all your little action figures to your tpww faggot friends.

In Fan's defense, it was very tastefully done, well worth the $20.

I liked Ground Zero where Bret Hart rassled The Patriot

Royal Rumble 2002

How did you find out I live in Georgia, Smiley!?!

Really like CHW's PPV last September. Can't remember the name but it was prob something like "XTREEM ALLEY BRAWL" or something. Miniak was awesome as usual.

Miniak also appeared in the undercard at Whore Games.

So fan, no interest in the offer to come out here and settle this?

Think #1-WWF-Fan is also #1-SMITH AND WESSON-Fan. Beware Norm dogg.

Tell me how you knew I live in Georgia first.

And then give me your address.

So you are gonna dance around it like a pussy then? If you don't wanna take it there just let me know

Give me your address.

Give me your address.

A free trip for some fisticuffs? That's a solid deal.

Free trip AND hotel. Just need that address.

I don't even dislike NormanSmiley and I'm about to take him up on that offer lol

Don't think he's gonna take the offer gertie. Its cool #1-fag I figured your response would be dancing like you are.

I'm literally taking the offer and telling you to give me your address. That's literally what is happening right now.

Give me your address.

Starting to get the feeling you can't afford the plane ticket and hotel and this was all just talk.

Cool, fly out of atlanta or is another airport closer to you? Do you need specific days to be here for your job your schedule is open? The address will be a gym, boxing ring on site

You'll have to fly me to Atlanta first. Or we can just meet in Atlanta. Is that doable?

Do you know of any gyms with rings available to rent in atlanta area? If we can book something there I dont mind flying you to Atlanta

fan, you gotta do it Kane86 style like this:

Will you be paying to rent the ring, too?

lol I did not remember the style it was done in.

Yea thats fine

Okay cool. I'm sure Atlanta has some gyms with rings available. Shouldn't be a problem at all. Now you mentioned "signing" to fight. Will you be writing up a contract? Seems unconventional given the situation but if you could send that along, too.

will you fly me out to officiate and make sure there are no shenanigans? i am licensed in the great state of georgia.

I didn't mean sign in a literal capacity, I.e. sign off. We are both over 30 so whatever happens we chose to be involved so no lawsuits etc. Do you know of any gyms off hand in the atlanta area I can start calling around. Is there an airport in nicholson to get you to atlanta or to book your flight will I have to booj it out of a different suburb?

I might need a contract to prevent any lawsuits. I know of no gyms off hand in the Atlanta area despite living in Georgia like I do. You might just have to google that. And you'll have to book it out of Cobb County.

And I'm find with RTD officiating if you'd like to fly him out, too. I don't know what you might have up your sleeve and RTD seems fair and balanced.

So big bossman of you. Ill call around tomorrow on the atl gym situation,you are hours ahead time wise. We are to the critical part now of to book a flight for you will need some personal info. Want to message name and dob or put it here? And again does it need to be a certain day .im flexible date wise

none of this will change the fact that #1-wwf-fan fucked NormanSmiley's dead mother on ppv.

I would like to be the special guest timekeeper

Sunday, September 27th. We'll stream it live online for TPWW like I did when, as stated before, I put my penis in your mother.

I might even be able to drive from my home in Cobb Country, Georgia if you can only afford Gertner and RTD's flights.

Was Mind Games? I think I got it at a birthday present.

I honestly have no interest in either ron or gertner neither of them are involved in what you did. If they eant to get themselves to wherever its cool. Offer stands, ball is in your court to provide flight info. Ill wait

You better provide a fair and unbiased official and timekeeper then.

Set up the gym. Atlanta, GA. Sunday September 27th. 2:00pm. I will be there. It will be streamed and documented so there's no chance for any hearsay if you don't show up. It's put up or shut up time, Smiley.

Look dude the date time location all that well and good but my offer for flight and comped room.was to guarantee your redneck georgia ass shows up and accepts your fate. With you "driving" up all it does is sum up you wont show. The money isnt a thing and you may show up taller and swoller than I and pack a better punch but thats life. The deal is I book the flight or no deal

I know what you internet nerds do. Already creepy that you somehow found out I live in Georgia. You get my info and call in a false report to get a SWAT team over to my house instead of manning up and fighting. I've seen the internet videos. I'm too smart for you, Smiley. Now it's time to prove I'm physically superior as well.

I'll even take care of the gym. Kettlebell Gym. Atlanta, GA. Sunday, September 27th at 2pm. I'll be there with camera in hand to document exactly what happens. You did offer to come down here to Georgia, where I live, did you not? Don't back out now. I'll be there and all of TPWW will be able to witness it for themselves. They will all witness either one of us back out and prove their inferiority or they will see two men go fisticuffs and the best man will be left standing. What's it gonna be, Smiley? Choose your humiliation. Being physically decimated or showing the world you're a tough-talking coward. YOU DECIDE!

IT'S GO TIME! PUT UP OR SHUT UP! WOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Outcome of NormanSmiley vs. #1-wwf-fan:

Please put that in spoiler tags, Heyman. Trying to sell tickets here.

Thank you.

this took an unfortunate turn. NORMAN! I LOVED YOU LIKE A BROTHER! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!

Also, I liked "In Your House 10: Mind Games".

MAHHND GAAAAMES!

I was a fan of the Great American bash where a number of years ago, a handful of Great Americans took turns bashing in NormanSmiley's face with their circumsized penises.

He's due one more Great American Cock Slap. And that's gonna happen in just over 4 weeks if he's got the guts.

I live in Atlanta. I would like to watch.

Sorry girls,was working. Will see what kettleball gym has to offer us. the falcons are in dallas that weekend, what college team plays near atlanta so I can schedule accordingly for the weekend. I love the way you backed into this deal fan. Makes it easier to track down your family after

Norman, you're a Falcons fan?

I am not shad. Their running game looks to be shit at the moment, and julio looks like the lone pro bowler. Dont trust matt in big games. I hear a linebacker thats making noise in preseason but blanking on the name. Some hoss who works for me is from down there. I just was gonna take in a game when in town. Do either georgia or georgia tech play near atlanta?

Can't fucking wait. Take a Saturday game in if you can because they don't allow hospital beds in football stadiums!

College football is played on saturday fag. A real man would know this

I think their running game looked bad last season because we had a hurt O-line and no depth there either. Dan Quinn has our 3rd unit looking just as good as out first O-line with the depth he's added. Julio is gonna go off per usual, but our rookie WR looks good. Henry Williams is his name. And the name you're thinking of for the linebacker is probably Justin Durant who we acquired from Dallas in the offseason; he got a pick 6 in our first preason game along with some 4th string DB who's really looking for a starting job. Personally, I do trust Matt in big games, I just didn't trust the play calling from our former piece of shit offensive coordinator, Dirk Koeter, but now that he's gone, and Kyle Shanahan is our OC, I think our offense schemes will be more aggressive. Matt is clutch. Julio is a playmaker. Roddy is great on the slot and still has hands at his age. Our defense looks like a young Seahawks ballhawking defense if the first string vs the first string of other teams is any indication.

And Georgia plays in Athens, its about 2 and a half hours away from here (Atlanta). Georgia Tech actually plays in Atlanta, right in the middle of downtown. I was at the arena for a film shoot 2 days ago. Great facility.

My bad, rassle rassle wooooo

The team probably is excited to start new mike smith looked like he couldnt get it done. I remember a 3rd and 1 and a 4th and 1 play from last year or year before where he called two bonehead plays or the oc did and they didnt make it. Against the saints I want to say? Matt to julio is a great thing to have, roddy looked bad two years ago he dicked me over in fantasy , how was he last year? I wanna say the lb he was raving about was a rookie and not durant if there is one. Bucs should be two wins maybe thry beat carolina with no benjamin. Saints could still be good and the team to beat. Who is going to be the rb1?

Yeah I think Mike Smith lost the lockerroom. And he was supposedly defense minded but where he lost is, he should have fired Dirk Koeter, but thats his boy, so he had to go down with him apparently. Yeah it was the OC that called it, I remember the game against the Lions in London, we lost that shit last second because of him doing stupid shit with the timeouts. Roddy is not gonna be a major stat guy per se, but you can't double Julio with Roddy out there. Bucs won't do much because while Jameis is nice (so far), his new OC is.....our old OC. Dirk Koeter. I think the Saints are done for. Drew isn't as accurate as he once was, no Jimmy Graham, and no Junior Galette on defense. Carolina had a decent shot, but with Kelvin gone, all Cam has is Greg Olsen, and I don't think thats enough. I say the Falcons go 10-6, or 11-5 this year. And we win the NFC South. Our first string RB is gonna be Devonta Freeman, but we're also gonna play Tevin Coleman as the number 2 (who a lot of people say was the STEAL of the draft) and Antone Smith who had flashes of a speedster and great slot guy before he got hurt last year.

In this day you need rb depth. Committee approach is the new wave and anyone who can catch passes out of backfield gets more reps. Wasnt freeman really poor at pass blocking last year? Having 3 guys who can interchange is nice. Its hard to keep a locker room for long. The window is short. I think the saints took a hit but I think that brandon cooks guy is going to start off hot as fuck for them til teams scheme against him. Rumor keeps saying saints want to go run first all the sudden but im not believing that

Well, that statement didn't make any sense. You keep talking though. I'll let my fists do the talking. Don't pussy out. Tick, tock, bitch. Tick, tock.

Man you stupid fucking hick stop trying to be about the life while playing little kid games with neg rep like you are obsessed with making this as juvenile as possible. Keep running your cocksucker about "be there and all talk" when I stopped talking at your little ass. You gonna show up and what pretend you dont see anyone, you dont want to exchange names, numbers, so you can sit back that day and pretend you came in and couldnt find me. The devil is fucking coming to georgia with a confederate flag soaked in gasoline and a bic.

I'll be the one with the camera set up next to the ring to record this thrashing of a lifetime in front of my hometown crowd in Atlanta, GA. It's gonna be a beautiful moment for TPWW, America and my hometown of Atlanta, GA. As well as a powerful message to all internet bullies/tough guys.

Keep making it more and more obvious that you are nowhere near atlanta you dumbfuck. I knew you were so full of shit. All you had to do was take an offer to come out here and get it on. Fucking internet gangster. I'll float your broke ass mom the 600 to get her internet security fixed. Minimum wage ass hoe with a broke ass hillbilly son. That will cover my apologies for anything put of line I said about her fat dumb country ass. Playbtime is over. Obvious you are running in circles over your continuous atlanta shit and you are nowhere close. If you wanna come on out to the west and get it on,offer always stands.

HOT IN THIS BITCH

Norman's gonna bust a cap in yo' ass, west coast style.

Kettlebell Gym. Atlanta, GA. Sunday, September 27th at 2pm.

Tick, tock. Tick, tock.

TICK TOCK, MOTHERFUCKERS

WOOOOO! GET SOME

I wonder if either man will be brave enough to attempt the Screech Around™

You gonna tea bag him after you've kicked his ass?

Both participants are required to upload their workout videos. Preferably a montage with a soundtrack from a Rocky movie of your choosing.

Beach workout scenes wearing shorts and belly shirts with a friend are not requisite but welcome.

Requisite. I wanna see fan in some belly shirts.

I think Freeman suffered pass blocking because the O-Line was having a hard time blocking anyone and he had to pick up slack. Let me be clear, as a die hard Falcons fan, I hate the Saints. I hate them. Fuck Archie Manning.

But yeah, Shanahan being our OC is good because he balances the running capabilities between backs; he was a master at it previously with the Browns.

For America and TPWW, absolutely.

What makes that rivalry so deep? The atlanta hoss is always "fuck the saints" and a skank I know dates a saints fan who is always bagging on the falcons. I cant recall their series being super heated. Then again prettty much whole life the saints were terrible and laughing stocks. Freeman should be better at everything after another year. Wasn't the stephen jackson signing horrible?

We're in the same division, and for the longest, they were horrible, and we were just bad. Then We got good and they got great. They won a SB. It's not like that with Carolina or Tampa Bay, its just a deep rooted NO VS ATL thing. Like, its crazy, I took a trip to NO last year and stayed in a swanky hotel right next to the Superdome, and every time I looked out that window and saw it, I gave it the finger. My disdain for the Saints is so fxcking strong. That skank you know deserves that Saints fan, he can eat a dick.

Yeah Freeman should be better with less of a load, but running wise he was really solid; we had like 4 backs last year. I thought the Stephen Jackson signing had potential but I think he was exposed; only as good as his offensive line, and ours was shit. Then he was injury prone. He was good for 3-4 years when he got holes, which wasn't often.