Monday Night Raw is War (8/31)
 

I missed Summer Slam.

Catch me up

Summerslam synopsis: the heavyweight title match was on the undercard. Thats all

New Day are the new tag champs but now are campaigning against the Dudley Boys and their treatment of tables.

Brock still hasn't figured out the need to wear a cup against Undertaker.

Rollins beat Cena on Summerslam because of some shenanigans while Sting decided to play a game of peek-a-boo last week on RAW.

Divas Revolution became a mess.

Bray hired a fatter version of himself as a possible stuntman for the Shield vs Wyatt family feud.

Dudley's are back?!?!?!?


My boys

OH MY BRUTHA

TESTIFY

More Dudleys tonight, please.

Would like to know if Baa Dallas will make an appearance after being sacrificed to the Lesnarites last week.

Otunga sighting:

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Scott Stamford appearance too... feel like that guy dropped off the map....

Who's that

IT'S STING! STING IS HERE! WE'RE ALL OUTTA TIME!!

Sweet. Ryback vs. Big Show. I've had diarrhea all day and will probably need to use the bathroom.

IT'S STING! WE'RE OUTTA TIME! THANKS FOR WATCHING!

Still laugh at "Sting" logo/font reminding me of Diva's Title......

Why is Sting back

THE VIGILANTE

Looks lame coming out in his T-shirt.... needs to wear a sweet jacket....

Sounds like some "doom" music from some video game.

Sting planting seeds for Rollins/HHH

Description of tonight's raw from cable company:

"Sting has returned to stalk Seth Rollins and the WWE Championship"

Really think he should be up in the catwalks or creeping around backstage if this is the case.

I think HHH wrote Stings promo.

Sting gonna give a little boy a heckuva ride against his will

C'mon Sting. We're all adults here. Use some fightin' words!

Stings theme reminds me of "perfect darks" theme

Steph

Howyadoin

Really putting over Triple H tonight.

Dramatic reenactment of Sting vs boy Rollins:

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Really miss business suit, scowling Lana.

About time they put over Triple H, lets see what he can do

It'S tOo BaD
i'M tOo GoOd

12 Rounds 3. With Dean Ambrose.

WWE Studios needs to hire movie writers at this point.

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<font color=goldenrod>Just have a nice laugh at Rusev and Colin Cassady teaming together circa 2012 vs. Konnor and BRAM (re-signs with TNA Wrestling)</font>

Glad people think New Day Rocks

Ziggler looks strange in pants. Maybe its just me.

Waiting for Rusev to produce the marriage papers and just end this feud.

How long until Lana takes her shoes off and pulls Summer Rae's hair?

I just see Rusev IRL off to the side watching as they took that pic of Dolph and Lana.

Are they having a rematch of this fight because the one at summerslam was pointless

I remember Rusev's NXT debut was vs. Dolph Ziggler and I thought to myself "this guy could be something".

Did they ever explain why Rusev is back to being Bulgarian and not Russian?

The hell they chanting?

You only get to fail Vladimir Putin once.

WWE logic, my friend.

We're supposed to forget about it.

"Let's Go Rusev"/"Rusev Sucks" with the Sucks one gradually getting louder and the "Let's go Rusev" one fading away....

He was so impressive in his First Rumble 2 years ago. One of the only good things about that entire Rumble. Unless you count Batista Main Eventing Mania as a good thing.

Separately?

Doubt Sting would get much convo from a chunk of leather and gold.

Unless he becomes Joker Sting again.

For all we know, it's got a life of it's own.


Just like the spinner belt. Think all that spinning is just random? :shifty:

Moved to Russia and became a pro-Russian brute because he'd do anything Lana wanted so once they broke up, he went back to supporting his motherland and denouncing everything Lana stood for.

Implied that he went back home after the breakup.

gonna really drive home the Bulgarian thing Oh yea and Lana was the reason for his love of mother Russia

lana and zig still hate it

Glad Ziggler's superkick was just referred to as a superkick by Cole. Seems like it would be a thing to call it a "Ziggler Kick" for no reason.

Kinda have to. That was the problem with treating it like "meh, same country"... they now have to put extra unnecessary effort divorcing the two when they're the ones who created that problem to begin with.

Lana giving the human Barbie doll a run for her money tonight.

Lana's skit says "Lana" on it. Sweet.

Here comes the hair pulling Lock Jaw wanted

They drawing this feud out so they can show as many cat fights as possible between the two girls... thats why they keep doing this match

Lana no longer rocking the granny panties. Got hip to it.

Looking forward to hearing Becky Lynch's theme..... highlight of RAW....

Worried Sasha is going to job tonight. Please no.

Do you think she needs the steam on the ramp like she had in NxT?

I keep picturing Scott Steiner coming out of nowhere saying "IT'S THE STEINER RECLINER! DON'T EVER LET ME HEAR YOU EVER FUCKING CALL IT THE ACCOLADE AGAIN!"

Didn't she have it the one time she actually had a singles match? If not, then yeah, def.... Also needs to wear her NXT gear.

Lovely Renee....

Nice outfit, Renee. Colorful.

She's gonna follow up with that story (Dolph Ziggler in the shower) later tonight

Wouldn't hold my breath

Is Night of Champions before or after Nikki breaks the record?

THREE WAY, PLAYA!

So Foxy and Brie are gonna job, but who else will?

Hope Sasha beats Paige and "beats the clock"

Bellatron?

She get Cena to make that happen?

Put up the Honk-a-meter,

Alica Fox and Becky Lynch my cup runneth over

Sasha beats Paige with the fastest time....

Gets granted a title shot BEFORE Night of Champions. Beats Nikki and stops the title reign just in time. At NOC, Charlotte or Becky get the title match vs. Sasha.

I was thinking the same thing loved Santino

T-BOOOOOOOONE

Well....glad they spun this to give the Divas match from SS a post match stip, but they could have done that before and maybe not have Nikki talk about how wins and losses dont matter.

3 MINUTES..............21 seconds.

You know what would be awesome (albeit farfetched), if AJ made a surprise appearance and stops Nikki's reign by allowing whoever the contender will be to win with the assist.

DID SOMEONE JUST SAY..... THREE MINUTES?! (and 21 second?)

This is all gonna end with Charlotte as champ though it should be Sasha

... 3:19. Nice cushion adding 2 seconds.

This is best case scenario which means it won't happen unless we sacrifice a pop star to the Gods.

Yeah, we got 3 minutes of an hour to kill...

I don't care about Nikki breaking this stupid record. Its the record for the Divas Championship, not the Women's Championship anyway. How long has the Divas title been around? 5-7 years?

Good. I kept Christina Aguilera tied up in the basement just in case such a scenario arose where a pop star needed sacrificed for something. Always be prepared!

Who's this guy?

Well, the women's championship is a bit too out of reach, much like someone replicating Undertaker's streak.

Dean Cain's clone.

who saw dolph sizzler's tan line just now

Ziggler almost having a William Regal moment

Well that was odd.

She cracking up about Zigglers dick?

Dolph has some explaining to do about those tan lines.

She took a pic of it, its tiny.

Thought that sound was an animal outside my window.

Uh... four way, playa...?

Dolph shoulda come out yelling about shrinkage

Kudos to summer Rae its hard as fuck to run in heels......Ive heard.

Thought I was the only one. I looked around and out the door before I realized it was tv.