WWE RAW 9/14 feat. Season premiere of a giant clock, Wacky Sting, & War of the Tables
 

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">With WWE Network you can go back and realize <a href="https://twitter.com/Sting">@sting</a> is more than just a wacky old guy who pulls pranks with statues <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/NetWWErk?src=hash">#NetWWErk</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/643197585893797888">September 13, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Woo! Arbitrarily decided season premiere!!

Wacky Sting?

"the butterfly-emblazoned prize"

This really needs to stop.

but girls like butterflies!! This is a scientific fact! They also like pink....

Just announced....The Authority will open RAW with a "historic announcement"....

Nude Bubba Ray Dudley pics

Raw is now FOUR HOURS!

my favorite part of Smelly Meatball starting a thread

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I have a feeling they will load this show up going against Monday Night Football for first time this fall.

Historic announcement has to be that the Diva's title will Main Event Raw for first time.

That would be pretty cool actually.

This is prime "pack it in until the Rumble" time so Ill take anything. lol if they were to actually try to compete with the NFL though.

Even with the whole wrestling being staged thing, they have got to stop with title matches before PPVs where the champion is being marketed in the match.

Bets on the opening segment?

What's this about a giant cock?

Authority set to make a big announcement at the top of the show....

Virgil talk?

What is up, Jari.... I see you haven't posted since 2013.... what brought you back? Was it Lock Jaw? I bet it was Lock Jaw.....

That trash worker was having the time of his life.

Connor's Cure!!

Going to dedicate the opening with the announcement of a memorial for Seth Rollins statue. Joins the list of statues destroyed way too soon in the WWE like the Andrea statue and .... umm well maybe just the Andre statue.

lol....the season premier....this is gonna get mentioned 100 times tonight

Kinda got back into the wrestling game this year. Kevin Owens and the New Day have a lot to answer for.

Divas like Roman Reigns you all heard it.

What do we all make of the handling of the 'Diva's Revolution'?

Doing that thing again where they say wrestlers' names and then wait for the crowd reaction to presumably see how the crowd likes these ppl so they can write things to do for them

If this is the season premiere why does the info on my TV say Season 23 Episode 37?

Stings gonna wrestle eh.

With the WWE Network and all the social media the WWE has at it's fingertips, there's surely no need for the first segment of Raw to be these two explaining what's going to happen tonight.

Will Sting come out to fellate HHH again?

This gang war thing they are doing just won't work introducing that many people to this "revolution" all at once you can't hope to properly establish them all

<font color=goldenrod>Yay maybe Sting won't be winless in his WWE career for much longer!</font>

Hell yeah that is a huge announcement. Well spoke to soon. Big Show? At least give him someonehe hhasn't faced before.

Feels like this would be way better had they kept the pre-show narrator bit to open RAW like they did for a while instead of the Authority promo.

*Says Big Show's name*

*Heat dies*

Oh all the people Sting could have a match against...

Its pretty "meh" so far.

When Triple H announced Sting was wrestling, my reaction was "please not Big Show".

Sigh.

BUT I'M NOT SOUR.

Sting vs. The Giant!!!! I wonder if Lex Luger will do a run in!!!

Find it funny they're in Memphis without Lawler

Probably another nWo run in

There's a GIF waiting to happen.

The Fuck? Oh well New Day is on my TV so tis all good.

lmao

New Day Heat

Miz tv needs midgets

I've no idea why, but I initially read this as "Miz TV needs nipples".

Definitely agree. Thinking tonight could be a positive step if Paige turns on Charlotte and we can at least see a real singles feud.

:lol: Big E

Lol, The Authority repping a cure for cancer. Boo!

UGH...I WAS looking forward to Sting having his first televised WWE match tonight...and then they announced he's fighting Big Show of all people?! SMH

Darren Young's knee pads are looking fabulous.

WE MIGHT NOT HAVE TO WAIT TILL WRESTLEMANIA

That's not very PG, Big E

Then Bayley gets called up team BBC.

Can't stand the current tag titles, wish they would get some new ones.

Are you suggesting the Juniors' Division needs to return?

You heard the crowd go from :D:drool: to :|:roll: as soon as Big Slow's name was announced.

Are the Authority faces? :|

If you wanted Sting to face "A big guy" why not Mark Henry? Its not like you'd be hurting his momentum and at least we haven't seen that before.

Or put him over a midcarder, anyone in the midcard is directionless anyway.

Has she not got dropping the belt to Eva Marie to look forward to first?

"You think sting never had to overcome odds?............................................................................................... ...................................."

Great point Byron

Probably should have put Sting with someone who could make him look good....

give Woods a mic

New Day is the best thin in the WWE right now

Yeah why not?

Stardust would have been a great opponent for a one-off Raw match

WHAT HAPPENED TO DARREN!?

Should have been Bo Dallas

Agreed.

Did Triple H just turn face by dancing with New Day? Can't tell.

Sting vs. Heath Slater coulda been a money match....

Sting and Big Show have got so much history. Not the worst choice for a Sting RAW debut.

Night of Champions shouldn't be the PPV and the main event should be Seth Rollins & Triple H vs. John Cena & Sting.

I hope Big Show comes out to this tonight:

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Your right the worst choice would have been.........um............erm............ Michael Cole?

Starting to think the Authority, Big Show, and the Bellas have some sort of ongoing bet on who can pull off the most turns OUTTA NOWHERE.

Henry's a face now I think.

The Pink Panther theme!!!

Please don't take the fall Darren...

Ha ha Pink Panther...

I genuinely can't think of a worse opponent when you're trying to introduce the guy to a new audience.

I have officially turned around my feelings about The New Day :rofl:

Gotta say I never thought Kofi would work as a heel

Titus has a shot to be a Singles Star one day. At least IC Title level.

Not really a heel

WOOOOOOO!!!!

Did Titus just forget he uses the Sky High for his finisher?

Big E Dancing is beyond Ratings.

True but he's still playing an obnoxious character. And he's nailing it.

Xavier...get the Trombone!

Why is Saxton still here.... Tough Enough is done....

Nah, Heath Slater. :shifty:

<font color=goldenrod>The New Day are the greatest thing ever</font>

Hes the least antagonistic member of The New Day he needs to step it up.

Miz joins the Wyatt family lol

entire my ass where is Rowan?

Lawler should be here tonight, they are in Memphis for fuck's sake

You guys are right, he should have wrestled Dolph Ziggler in a ***** classic to open. WOOOO!

27 years ago..lol

If they need a third person for the commentary team, it should be Christian.

Ill take him over Lawler