She is looking pretty spectacular.

While Byron Saxton appears to be rocking a chainmail shirt.

I really don't like the tattooed white guy

He still has a job? Hated him too.

Corey Graves is indeed sucky

Happy Hell in a Cell day everyone.

Graves does a pretty good job on commentary for NXT. He comes across as a bit of a dick on the kick off panels though, not to mention dressing like a prat.

Kevin Owens is hilarious.

Cut the cord by Shinedown for the theme....damn good choice!

Two thoughts on the Preshow:

1) Sup, Renee.

2) Is Booker T drunk? He's making even less sense than usual.

Awe nice thank you message.

I didn't catch what we were being thanked for.

This package is better than the bs they've done in the last few weeks.

For looking at shiny pyro.

Well they got the foot holes in the cell.

Stardust section lol

Why does Sheamus even say "Fella" at the top of the ramp?

Reene's dress is certainly livening up this evening.

Gotta love the time change, means this starts at midnight over here rather than 1am. I can justify staying up till 3. Fuck work.

I'm glad to see they've found a place for talented mid-carders on the show. I am less glad that it is in a thrown together six man tag on the pre-show.

King Barrett doesn't even get a cloak. Poor guy.

I know it's the preshow and everything, but this is pretty indicative of a major problem with the current main product. This is the exact same match from six days ago. They built this match.. by having this match.

Didn't the match on Raw end cleanly as well?

Crowd fucking loves Cesaro.

Everyone loves Cesaro.

He's the most popular Swiss thing since a Toblerone. God I want a Toblerone.

but Vince Mcmahon does not

Wow that looks like something I would watch!

Cesaro tries too hard. Doesn't he know this shit is fake?

If I do the free month to resub to WWE Network do I need to pay the $15.00? Or whatever it is. This will make my decision if I watch the Eagles kill the Panthers or watch Hell in a Cell.

:-\ Too bad Vince doesn't.

Did anyone catch CHW: Heck on a Deck?

If you can get the free month, you shouldn't get billed til it runs out.

Rofl

Jerry Lawler is the best commentator in the world. Jokes about premature ejaculation and coffee.

Keep getting a loading screen.

Clearly 11.45 at night is peak demand on my broadband :roll:

Fucking Virgin Media.

Cesaro is on fucking fire.

Crowd loving this.

And yet Cesaro is apparently dull....

This match is a who's who of wrestlers that were given pushes that were suddenly just dropped and were left to flounder wherever they needed them to fit on Raw or Smack Down!

Cesaro has the crowd eating out of the palm of his hands.

why not official?

Actually JBL, I would do that to Prince Charles.

Everybody should just turn on Dolph and form the EU.

I like that every six-man tag has the same spot where the heel hits off one face so the other HAS to take a tag.

Cesaro is BEASTIN

Man, Cesaro was boring here. Consider me disappointed.

Cesaro's state right now feels very similar to Daniel Bryan post-Team Hell No. He's being tossed into nothing matches, but the crowd is just going nuts for him and waiting through the entire tag matches just for him to come in and go berserk.

Too bad they learned their lesson and know how to shut that down now.

He needs to show something more.

Lol Ziggler with the sign.

Pretty sure Neville just basically teabagged Barrett. HEEL TURN.

The Cheap Heat sign in the crowd is MAJ.

The British contingent are less keen. #unecessarypoliticaljoke

Twice, Bubba. Twice is hardly countless.

SUPERBOMB!

Tom Phillips is a fan of the Pitbulls.

The Dudley 2RP.

lol they cut away from that cesaro sign pretty quick

Cesaro might be the best wrestler in the world, but he really killed Neville's heat tonight. Dude needs to learn how to work.

Renee's boobies are distracting me from the rassling.

I get it, but may be because my grandmother was a Brit.

Why is booker wearing a ball of yarn on his head

Maybe he thinks he's a cat?

Perfect start for Tipsters. No worth or value in Barrett anymore, thought it was obvious he was taking the pin. Sad, but there you go.

As for Cesaro, he just has to keep doing what he is doing I think. Like Bryan, it gets to a stage where it can't be ignored. And to be fair, he was booked as a monster here and Cole made a point of bigging up his performance

Paul Heyman always overreacts when Brock Lesnar beats The Undertaker. It's almost like it means too much to him. I think that's dangerous, because it implies he didn't think Brock could do it in the first place.

I hope Undertaker wears a pink singlet for breast cancer awareness tonight.

I'd have preferred the Dudleys in pink camo.

I think Noid is broken

I think I just saw Evan Bourne.

I'm just overexposing my new gimmick.

Did we ever find out what Kane did to Seth in Little People's Court?

Have the WWE ever given Hornswoggle a serious push. They could transform him into a little demon from the pits of hell that hangs out with Kane.

Tortured by mini judge Judy jumping on his sack.

Cena up first.

Actually seems to be no indication online who opponent is.

I can predict with a high level of accuracy that it will be slightly disappointing, and result in a Cena win.

ALTHOUGH ALL I GET IS A LOADING SCREEN.

Well he is due back from suspension soon.

Cena is gone for a while after tonight though, so the thought is he'll lose.

Here's your thread and Reene is hot as hell tonight

Stage is the same one they use for every stage

Posting from shitty ipad1 so can't put high production value into this post, sorry

Cmooooooon Tyler!!

Please join me in a collective hallucination that John Cena's mystery opponent is Kurt Angle.

Cesaro must of killed that crowd. Cena's reaction doesn't sound much bigger than his.

Didn't know what.

Way to make me look bad :rant:

John Cena comes out dancing. He's got two wristbands on each arm and a towel tonight.

Sofia's stepping up from PWG to WWE.

We're all going to be thrilled when it is the Great Khali

Please post in my "official" thread.

Really surprised the Cena-Mystery match is happening now.

Please be someone good. Please be someone good.

Maybe that one time he kept beating up Chavo and Swagger to a lesser degree when Swagger was King Swaggie.

HAHAHAHAHA!

Dunno if that means opponent will be cool or not

ZEB!

Zeb for champion!!!

Wat.

Zeb Hahahahahahaha

SWAGGIE TIME

zeb!

Oh no not Swag Jacker...

Wat

Really nice of Zeb Colter to introduce Kurt Angle.

Hoooooooly Shit!!!!

AND YOUR FUTURE UNITED STATES CHAAAAAAAAMPIOOON:

DONAAAALD TRUMP

Wow.

Del Rio hahahaha

oh shittttttttttttttttttt