PSX Conference - 05/12/15 10am PST
 

Yeah, there's another event today. So hungover I'm not sure if I won't pass out before then. But If I'm awake, I'll ramble to myself as always.

EXPECTED: Fat Princess, Final Fantasy 7 PC version, Nuclear Throne all coming out tomorrow. PS2 games. Yakuza fucking 5. FF7 Remake news.

Join me while I see if gin clears my head.

PS2 games are coming tomorrow

Dark Cloud — $14.99
Grand Theft Auto III — $14.99
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City — $14.99
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas — $14.99
Rogue Galaxy — $14.99
The Mark of Kri — $14.99
Twisted Metal: Black — $9.99
War of the Monsters — $9.99

Since you can't boot your discs and there's no discount even if you bought them on PS3, I'll wait on sales.

I'm alive and we're kicking off with Nathan Drake doing paperwork. Hot start.

Don't really dig Uncharted, but some important character has apparently shown up.

Sure looks pretty though.

Dude comes out on stage with a Crash Bandicoot shirt, so that shit series might be coming back.

FF7 remake. Big shots early.

Fucking gameplay too and it looks goddamn incredible.

The old version of FF7 is available today on PSN.

Some bint called Shelby had a little bit too much pre show cocaine.

BLOPS 3 DLC. Gotta slow the show down after FF7 of course.

Battlefront DLC. Time to take a piss.

Battleborn, jesus. Even this crowd gave it a muted reaction. I don't understand how they keep getting stage time.

PS4 gets an exclusive Battleborn hero. Some dude was yelling "THANK YOUUUU" from the crowd.

Street Fighter, now we're back on track. F.A.N.G. looks like an insane character.

Yay more Ono!

Weird transition into Gio turning up to throw Ono off the stage. Let's get some Yakuza.

Some indie games happening. Duck Game looked pretty cool when Giant Bomb played it.

Day of the Tentacle Remastered footage. Hot shit.

Full Throttle too. Awesome.

Psychonauts VR. Double Fine have been busy.

Invisible Inc and Don't Starve Together. Hoping to get some crunch here from Gio.

Zodiac announced. From people that did FF7 and FF Tactics. Looks like a real-ass JRPG.

Hitman Go port. Weird.

Brawlhalla. No idea what that is, but coming too.

Yakuza 5 Tuesday.

HOLY SHIT ZERO IS COMING.

Last Blade 2.

KOF XIV looks so cheap it hurts me after how good the 2D ones looked. Nioh is coming to the west too and looks pretty hot.

Two dudes have come out and sat on armchairs now.

Bastion is out on PS4/Vita for $2.99. Pretty damn good.

Buy Nuclear Throne and get The Bit.Trip free.

TOTY

MLB 16 The Show. Shocking news, I know.

Something called Guns Up available now. Damn, lot of shit coming out today.

got any footage of Day of the Tentacle?

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Looking cleaned up nice.

Fat Princess also out today. Jesus, slow down guys.

Ratchet and Clank, never really got into that series.

Man, this segment is dragging on.

A DOCTOR is on stage. With a Knack t shirt.

PSVR, looks neat but it sucks on stage.

Demo has shit the bed, one player has no hands.

Oh shit, Rez for PS4. That's a day 1 purchase.

In VR too. I might puke.

I think it's a new Rez game?

The Modern Zombie Taxi Driver, some weird VR taxi thing.

Just shitting out VR games now. Some look alright, but they're no Rez.

OK, 100ft Robot Golf might sell me on it.

Ace Combat 7 looking hot, also has VR support.

Destiny. Gonna go reheat this pizza.

Oh wait, speeder races? I'm down with that.

Hob had a teaser trailer, no idea what it is.

Ni No Kuni 2. Hot damn, did not expect that. First was great but flawed and a bit too grindy, but I'm on board for this.

Epic doing a MOBA. That's not a crowded market or anything.

And that's how they ended it. Great show, but man, such a shite ending.

FF7 remake not looking good.. oh well..

This thread's title makes me think of the huge commercial flop that was the Sony PSX. Was supposed to be like a home-entertainment type device, IIRC.

it wasn't a flop at all.

Did they show anything for Wild?

The PSX was, but it gets confusing because a lot of people called the PS1 the PSX and in an XBox One naming confusion, then released a media centre with a PS2 built in called the PSX.

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Nah, there were very few repeats from E3 or Paris, bar Uncharted, Destiny and Black Ops 3 which I'm thinking they're contractually obligated to talk about.

Yeah, that's what I was talking about. Was supposed to be a hybrid PS1 and PS2 console, but never saw the light of day outside Japan.